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Voss at [unixtime wrote:1196078534[/unixtime]]I now have a very bizarre mental image of a giant using wights as improvised weapons. And bitch-slapping people with them, much in style of dueling gloves.


Warforged Titan: I say, I say good sir. I challenge you to a duel. [slaps with a glove made of wight-skin]

That's sooooo gonna be an NPC.

And he'll look like Bender, since he has used a cheesy brit accent in the past.
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Ouch.

A large lash made of the same leather could also be effective.

And what about leather Wight armor? Would every blow on the wearer cause damage, in addition to the user being affected every round?

Although, a multibreasted Succubus has far more dangerous implications IMHO.
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What have I done?

Also, on multi-breasted Succubi: I had to file the four extra breasts off a Daemonette so that I could convert her to a Sister Repentia. Hundreds of breastoctopus fans cried out when that happened.
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Meh, there's no point for that many unless she's suckling a brood of baby Daemonettes (unlikely since they don't give birth and are made out of chaos itself and thus aren't born) or she's with someone who has more than a pair of arms and hands, aka not me.

I don't even want to know why it's called breastoctopus, probably some hentai manga or anime with that name.

Besides, how can you give such a person hugs from behind if you're always cupping one of her breasts no matter where you place your hands? No matter what you do, you'd always look like you were trying to cop a feel. ...D:<

On the other hand, I don't think Daemonettes really are ... creatures* to cuddle.

*:No, I won't call them people; there's nothing to prove that they are indiviuals IIRC.
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Correct. Daemons are not people too. The Emperor is your friend. Daemons are inhuman and need to be destroyed.

This was a public service announcement, brought to you by the department of not getting fucking executed by Inquisitors.

Breastoctopus is a reference to an English comedy, Coupling:

"Being in a threesome would be so wonderful. Two whole women! You don't understand, Steve, two complete women! It'd be like a... breastoctopus!"

"There would only actually be four breasts, Geoff."

"It's not polite to count breasts. Everyone stares at you. But it's not just the breasts. They couldn't BOTH fall asleep!"
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.....snip
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Now I remember... my girlfriend told me last weekend of something she said in a gaming store years ago about that exact same figure.

She was painting it for her (previous) boyfriend and held it up, exclaiming, "Wow, this chick can give four boobjobs at once."
At the time, she was about 16-17, and looked like a very young, petite Reese Witherspoon.

Every male in earshot was stunned.

http://workshop.eldersign.org/images/da ... Guaranteed, her mind is filthy. Koumei would have a challenger.
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What the fvck? I don't know how that post ended up in this thread. At all.


No, I mean in the sense that they don't really have bodies, individual wills or other things that separate things with souls (pretty much everything that's not a Star God or a Demon) from demons.

Also, Sigma... no, that thing can't. Unless your counting people who like to think that they have a 'third leg'; which, technically speaking would never be more than pretty flaccid.
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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196199214[/unixtime]]Guaranteed, her mind is filthy. Koumei would have a challenger.


I don't know what you mean. I am a paragon of innocence and virtue.
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Boob jobs are overrated.
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Judging__Eagle at [unixtime wrote:1196168890[/unixtime]]I don't even want to know why it's called breastoctopus, probably some hentai manga or anime with that name.


Because people cant handle words like octopus. I know a similiar problem with a mini that combined an octopus head on a large human frame. They called it a "Walktapus."

Perhaps octopapilla just would not be as obvious.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196206496[/unixtime]]Boob jobs are overrated.


Agreed.
Seems to excite Japanese guys a lot, though.
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They should instead learn to fucking shave/wax/trim. I can't watch Japanese porn. I get nightmares about being attacked by huge black shrubberies.
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I get turned off by the crazy things like measuring the girl's nipples (WTF?), but yeah, I agree on that too. Not that I even watch porn these days.
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Measuring nipples? Statistically speaking, that is someone's fetish.

On the topic of nipple sizes, I found the nipples of the daemonettes somewhat difficult to paint, being so small. Now sure, the areolae could be huge, but I tried to just get small dots. The whites of the eyes were hard too, and I haven't even started trying the irises yet.

I don't watch much porn these days. Not even finding schlick-worthy images on 4chan or reading erotic stories. Just a little.
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Personally, I don't care much for porn myself lately. It's too fake.

Plus, I don't like to think about sex right now, considering it's been almost a year since I've had any.
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Koumei at [unixtime wrote:1196333777[/unixtime]]They should instead learn to fucking shave/wax/trim. I can't watch Japanese porn. I get nightmares about being attacked by huge black shrubberies.


/s/ had 3 pics of some unknown shaved Japanese chick.
Half the responses were "DO NOT WANT", the other half.. me included.. trying to figure out why the naysayers hated her so much.
But yes, I see "wookie" every time.
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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196399641[/unixtime]]
/s/ had 3 pics of some unknown shaved Japanese chick.
Half the responses were "DO NOT WANT", the other half.. me included.. trying to figure out why the naysayers hated her so much.

That's because people on 4chan are intentionally unpredictable and crazy.
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Mention missionary style sex for procreation and you'll be called a sick fuck.
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...missionary is a perfectly valid and indeed enjoyable position. Even for procreation.

What kind of Japanese porn do you watch?!?1....

How did we get from Lago bitching about how monks suck to talking about.. filthy things?

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Filthy things are always her fault - but anyway, she was talking about what the retards at 4chan think about missionary sex, not her.
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Duly noted. I'd jump for joy at having found a kindred spirit... but I tend to be much more closeted about my filth. I'm just a quiet guy period, come to that.

And.. I never hung out at 4chan much. Those bastards over at Encyclopedia Dramatica poisoned my mind against it, and I already have too much shit to do to hang around.

Occasionally I will head over there on the rare rare day I feel the need to get my furry on. You know, as in once so far in this lifetime.

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We were min maxxing.

Min on the 4e and stupid rules bitching, max on the sex.
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Sounds good to me.

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You just did. OHHHHHHHHHH
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