How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
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How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
We all know the classics:
Rogues do it from behind
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Bards do it while singing (?)
But how do you think the classes should do their thing?
Here`s some more I`ve got
Monks do it with their hands, or head or feet or any part of their body.
Barbarians do it with power and endurance!
Samurai`s do it for their Daiymo.
Ronin do it for themselves.
Ninjas do it while no one can see them.
Fighters can do it almost anyway.
Knights only do it while `dueling`.
Wizards do it with training.
Sorcerers do it whenever they feel like it.
Clerics have lots of options, and they can get back to basics at the drop of a hat.
Druids can do it with lots of options and with power, flexibility or endurance if they want as well as having help.
Any more?
Rogues do it from behind
and
Bards do it while singing (?)
But how do you think the classes should do their thing?
Here`s some more I`ve got
Monks do it with their hands, or head or feet or any part of their body.
Barbarians do it with power and endurance!
Samurai`s do it for their Daiymo.
Ronin do it for themselves.
Ninjas do it while no one can see them.
Fighters can do it almost anyway.
Knights only do it while `dueling`.
Wizards do it with training.
Sorcerers do it whenever they feel like it.
Clerics have lots of options, and they can get back to basics at the drop of a hat.
Druids can do it with lots of options and with power, flexibility or endurance if they want as well as having help.
Any more?
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Druids have Wildshape.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Paladins do it lawfully.
Barbarians do it chaotically.
Game On,
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Barbarians do it chaotically.
Game On,
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Sorcerers do it spontaneously.
Clerics do it divinely. (alternatively: Clerics do it in Full Plate)
Rangers do it with both hands.
Druids do it with animal companions.
Swashbucklers do it with finesse.
Clerics do it divinely. (alternatively: Clerics do it in Full Plate)
Rangers do it with both hands.
Druids do it with animal companions.
Swashbucklers do it with finesse.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Mages do it with bat guano and tiny bells.
Geomancers do it in 'special places'
Geomancers do it in 'special places'
Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Swashbucklers do it Gracefully.
Scouts do it in motion.
Frenzied Berzerkers to it to everyone.
Artificers do it with lots and lots of toys.
Pale Masters do it with a prosthetic.
Oozemasters shouldn't do it.
Eidolomancers can't do it.
Forsakers won't do it.
Alienists do it hentai style.
The Wish and The Word do it together.
Scouts do it in motion.
Frenzied Berzerkers to it to everyone.
Artificers do it with lots and lots of toys.
Pale Masters do it with a prosthetic.
Oozemasters shouldn't do it.
Eidolomancers can't do it.
Forsakers won't do it.
Alienists do it hentai style.
The Wish and The Word do it together.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Hmmm.
Archivists do it anyway they can learn.
Oh, here's an other one, Races:
Warforged can do when their just a few months old.
Archivists do it anyway they can learn.
Oh, here's an other one, Races:
Warforged can do when their just a few months old.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Warlocks do it all night long
Dread Necromancers do it with undead
Dread Necromancers do it with undead
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Incarnates do it with zeal.
Totemists do it like beasts.
Bards do it with style.
Binders never do it alone.
and I'm spent.
Totemists do it like beasts.
Bards do it with style.
Binders never do it alone.
and I'm spent.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
RandomCasualty at [unixtime wrote:1172330614[/unixtime]]Warlocks do it all night long
No, Warlocks suck.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Ahh, prestige classes.
Masters of Many Forms do it with everything.
Verdant Lords do it photosynthetically.
Contemplatives do it with their deity.
Wild Runners do it screaming.
Cavaliers do it mounted.
Gnome Giant Slayers do it awkwardly.
Radiant Servants do it to undead.
Kensai do it with their special sword.
Arcane Tricksters do it impromptu.
Assassins do it after studying.
Dragon Disciples do it with their mouth.
Initiates of the Sevenfold Veil do it in rainbows.
Red Wizards do it with each other.
Ruathar do it with elves.
Drunken Masters do it with beer goggles.
Mind Benders do it without speaking.
Dark Hunters do it by walls.
Candle Casters do it with wax.
Lashers do it with whips.
Scorpion Heritors do it with their tail.
Spymasters do it undercover.
Earth Dreamers do it through walls.
Frost Mages do it in the snow.
Hoardstealers do it for money.
Thief-Acrobats do it on their back.
Tribal Protectors do it in the woods.
Gladiators do it in front of a crowd.
Ghost Walkers do it on the second date.
Deepwood Snipers do it from far away.
Templars do it on holy ground.
Dwarven Defenders do it without moving.
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Masters of Many Forms do it with everything.
Verdant Lords do it photosynthetically.
Contemplatives do it with their deity.
Wild Runners do it screaming.
Cavaliers do it mounted.
Gnome Giant Slayers do it awkwardly.
Radiant Servants do it to undead.
Kensai do it with their special sword.
Arcane Tricksters do it impromptu.
Assassins do it after studying.
Dragon Disciples do it with their mouth.
Initiates of the Sevenfold Veil do it in rainbows.
Red Wizards do it with each other.
Ruathar do it with elves.
Drunken Masters do it with beer goggles.
Mind Benders do it without speaking.
Dark Hunters do it by walls.
Candle Casters do it with wax.
Lashers do it with whips.
Scorpion Heritors do it with their tail.
Spymasters do it undercover.
Earth Dreamers do it through walls.
Frost Mages do it in the snow.
Hoardstealers do it for money.
Thief-Acrobats do it on their back.
Tribal Protectors do it in the woods.
Gladiators do it in front of a crowd.
Ghost Walkers do it on the second date.
Deepwood Snipers do it from far away.
Templars do it on holy ground.
Dwarven Defenders do it without moving.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Tempests do it with both hands.
Ninjas do it in the dark.
Rage Mages do it all.
Ninjas do it in the dark.
Rage Mages do it all.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
It's been changed, facing no longer exists.
Rogues do it with someone on the other side.
Invisible Blades make you look away, then do it.
Pyrokineticists do it hot.
Psions do it thoughtfully.
Wilders are crazy when they do it.
Devils do it in a complicated fashion.
Angels do it better than anyone else.
Dragons do it better than Angels.
The Tarrasque does it way too hard.
Rogues do it with someone on the other side.
Invisible Blades make you look away, then do it.
Pyrokineticists do it hot.
Psions do it thoughtfully.
Wilders are crazy when they do it.
Devils do it in a complicated fashion.
Angels do it better than anyone else.
Dragons do it better than Angels.
The Tarrasque does it way too hard.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Rogues do it in pairs.
Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
I'll try a few based on the classic 1st edition character types.
1st Edition Assassins are deadly when they do it.
1st Edition Cleric will never do it with any sharp or pointed thing.
1st Edition Druids only do it on Midsummer's Eve with mistletoe.
1st Edition Illusionists do it with special effects.
1st Edition Paladins does it with their warhorses.
1st Edition Assassins are deadly when they do it.
1st Edition Cleric will never do it with any sharp or pointed thing.
1st Edition Druids only do it on Midsummer's Eve with mistletoe.
1st Edition Illusionists do it with special effects.
1st Edition Paladins does it with their warhorses.
Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Bards are cunning linguists.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Or possibly master debaters, but this thread is about how they do it to others, not what they do when no one else is around.
Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Brobdingnagian at [unixtime wrote:1175413882[/unixtime]]Or possibly master debaters, but this thread is about how they do it to others, not what they do when no one else is around.
Are you 12? Read more about "cunning linguists".
Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
I think he was talking about the master debater one...or maybe extremely flexible female bards.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Yes, I was referring to what I said... though the concept of extremely flexible female bards is interesting...
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
Brobdingnagian at [unixtime wrote:1175479037[/unixtime]]Yes, I was referring to what I said... though the concept of extremely flexible female bards is interesting...
Very interesting indeed.
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
1st Edition Bards only do it in colleges
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Re: How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)
AD&D Paladins only do it if they're human.