How does each class do it? (A thread in jest)

Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:21 am

We all know the classics:

Rogues do it from behind

and

Bards do it while singing (?)

But how do you think the classes should do their thing?

Here`s some more I`ve got

Monks do it with their hands, or head or feet or any part of their body.

Barbarians do it with power and endurance!

Samurai`s do it for their Daiymo.

Ronin do it for themselves.

Ninjas do it while no one can see them.

Fighters can do it almost anyway.

Knights only do it while `dueling`.

Wizards do it with training.

Sorcerers do it whenever they feel like it.

Clerics have lots of options, and they can get back to basics at the drop of a hat.

Druids can do it with lots of options and with power, flexibility or endurance if they want as well as having help.

Any more?

Cielingcat · Post by **Cielingcat** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:27 am

Druids have Wildshape.

Post by **fbmf** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:12 am

Paladins do it lawfully.

Barbarians do it chaotically.

Game On,
fbmf

erik · Post by **erik** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:53 am

Sorcerers do it spontaneously.

Clerics do it divinely. (alternatively: Clerics do it in Full Plate)

Rangers do it with both hands.

Druids do it with animal companions.

Swashbucklers do it with finesse.

technomancer · Post by **technomancer** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:23 pm

Mages do it with bat guano and tiny bells.

Geomancers do it in 'special places'

Essence · Post by **Essence** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:54 pm

Swashbucklers do it Gracefully.

Scouts do it in motion.

Frenzied Berzerkers to it to everyone.

Artificers do it with lots and lots of toys.

Pale Masters do it with a prosthetic.

Oozemasters shouldn't do it.

Eidolomancers can't do it.

Forsakers won't do it.

Alienists do it hentai style.

The Wish and The Word do it together.

Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:49 pm

Hmmm.

Archivists do it anyway they can learn.

Oh, here's an other one, Races:

Warforged can do when their just a few months old.

RandomCasualty · Post by **RandomCasualty** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:23 pm

Warlocks do it all night long

Dread Necromancers do it with undead

CalibronXXX · Post by **CalibronXXX** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:06 am

Incarnates do it with zeal.
Totemists do it like beasts.
Bards do it with style.
Binders never do it alone.

and I'm spent.

Cielingcat · Post by **Cielingcat** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:07 am

RandomCasualty at [unixtime wrote:1172330614[/unixtime]]Warlocks do it all night long

No, Warlocks suck.

According to the BoVD, True Fiends are into BDSM.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:43 am

Ahh, prestige classes.

Masters of Many Forms do it with everything.

Verdant Lords do it photosynthetically.

Contemplatives do it with their deity.

Wild Runners do it screaming.

Cavaliers do it mounted.

Gnome Giant Slayers do it awkwardly.

Radiant Servants do it to undead.

Kensai do it with their special sword.

Arcane Tricksters do it impromptu.

Assassins do it after studying.

Dragon Disciples do it with their mouth.

Initiates of the Sevenfold Veil do it in rainbows.

Red Wizards do it with each other.

Ruathar do it with elves.

Drunken Masters do it with beer goggles.

Mind Benders do it without speaking.

Dark Hunters do it by walls.

Candle Casters do it with wax.

Lashers do it with whips.

Scorpion Heritors do it with their tail.

Spymasters do it undercover.

Earth Dreamers do it through walls.

Frost Mages do it in the snow.

Hoardstealers do it for money.

Thief-Acrobats do it on their back.

Tribal Protectors do it in the woods.

Gladiators do it in front of a crowd.

Ghost Walkers do it on the second date.

Deepwood Snipers do it from far away.

Templars do it on holy ground.

Dwarven Defenders do it without moving.

[edit: typoes]

Aktariel · Post by **Aktariel** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:37 pm

Tempests do it with both hands.

Ninjas do it in the dark.

Rage Mages do it all.

Brobdingnagian · Post by **Brobdingnagian** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:33 am

It's been changed, facing no longer exists.

Rogues do it with someone on the other side.
Invisible Blades make you look away, then do it.
Pyrokineticists do it hot.
Psions do it thoughtfully.
Wilders are crazy when they do it.
Devils do it in a complicated fashion.
Angels do it better than anyone else.
Dragons do it better than Angels.
The Tarrasque does it way too hard.

SunTzuWarmaster · Post by **SunTzuWarmaster** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:03 pm

Rogues do it in pairs.

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:41 pm

I'll try a few based on the classic 1st edition character types.

1st Edition Assassins are deadly when they do it.
1st Edition Cleric will never do it with any sharp or pointed thing.
1st Edition Druids only do it on Midsummer's Eve with mistletoe.
1st Edition Illusionists do it with special effects.
1st Edition Paladins does it with their warhorses.

User3 · Post by **User3** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:58 am

Bards are cunning linguists.

Brobdingnagian · Post by **Brobdingnagian** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:51 am

Or possibly master debaters, but this thread is about how they do it to others, not what they do when no one else is around.

User3 · Post by **User3** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:02 am

Brobdingnagian at [unixtime wrote:1175413882[/unixtime]]Or possibly master debaters, but this thread is about how they do it to others, not what they do when no one else is around.

Are you 12? Read more about "cunning linguists".

shau · Post by **shau** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:39 am

I think he was talking about the master debater one...or maybe extremely flexible female bards.

Brobdingnagian · Post by **Brobdingnagian** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:57 am

Yes, I was referring to what I said... though the concept of extremely flexible female bards is interesting...

Cielingcat · Post by **Cielingcat** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:21 am

Brobdingnagian at [unixtime wrote:1175479037[/unixtime]]Yes, I was referring to what I said... though the concept of extremely flexible female bards is interesting...

Very interesting indeed.

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:43 pm

1st Edition Bards only do it in colleges

Brobdingnagian · Post by **Brobdingnagian** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:56 pm

AD&D Paladins only do it if they're human.

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