Willie/Dirk V.
"Owner?" The genie storms. "I am no useless owner-aboard! This ship belongs to the Riddling Reaver. I am the pilot, you wretched, lubberly... landsman. And you've hurt my pet, you... you sausage-shaped porous plaster."
The genie points at Willie and a bolt of flame leaps from his finger to Willie's chest. There is a bang and a flash, and when they pass, Willie has been transformed into a tiny monkey!
"Let's see how you like being small and furry in a cruel world for a while," says the genie, before vanishing with his pet in a puff of the same purple smoke he arrived in.
Willie
Your mind and senses remain intact, and although you will only gibber incomprehensibly if you try to speak, you can gesture as well or better than any human. Your wounds and gear are both missing, but your tattoo remains. You feel remarkably agile, and the ship is a lot roomier to someone of your new size.
Everyone Else
A battered and bruised Sir Puppykicker, Dirk O'Killitwithfire, and Dappa emerge on deck to find a similarly banged-up Manstaff and Bajinga having a meal of cheese and salt beef. Some distance to port, a ship is sailing away from the Twice Shy, its aft structure badly damaged.
"Well, I don't know what I saw," says Dappa. "I thought I glimpsed something moving in that purple stuff, but there was no chance for a good look. It seemed furry. I suppose it might have been a large beast of some sort, but it seemed to move very quickly for something of its size – it must have been bigger than an ox, or my eyes deceived me."
Stats:
Bajinga Ladyparts [SKILL: 12, STAMINA: 22/23, LUCK: 10/11]
Sword, Backpack, Rope, 9 Provisions, Silk Clothing, Shield, Mail, Bow, 12 Arrows, Knife, Gaff Hook, Leather Gloves, Lantern, Sextant, Compass, Naval Charts.
Dirk O'Killitwithfire [SKILL: 12, STAMINA: 18/22, LUCK: 11/12]
Spear, Backpack, Rope, 10 Provisions, Silk Clothing, Shield, Mail, Bow, 12 Arrows, Knife, Gaff Hook, 2 Gold Pieces, Grappling Iron, Lantern, Leather Gloves, Throwing Dagger.
Dirk von Facestabber III [SKILL: 12 STAMINA: 19/24, LUCK: 11/12]
Axe, Backpack, Rope, 10 Provisions, Silk Clothing, Shield, Mail, Bow, 12 Arrows, Giant Snake Tooth, 6 Gold Pieces, Lantern, Throwing Dagger, 2-Man Tent.
Manstaff Cockbeard [SKILL: 10, STAMINA: 11/14, LUCK: 7/8, MAGIC: 13]
Staff, Backpack, Rope, 9 Provisions, Silk Clothing, Shield, Mail, Bow, 12 Arrows, 5 Gold Pieces.
Creature Copy x2, Illusion x2, Levitation x2, Luck, Shielding, Skill, Stamina x4.
Sir Puppykicker [SKILL: 11, STAMINA: 8/16, LUCK: 10/11]
Sword, Backpack, Rope, 9 Provisions, Silk Clothing, Shield, Mail, Bow, 12 Arrows, Drugged Half-eaten Apple, 2 Gaff Hooks, Leather Gloves, Blanket, Throwing Dagger, Lantern, Eagle Tattoo.
Willie Johnson (Monkey) [SKILL: 6, STAMINA: 4, LUCK: 9/10]
Cobra Tattoo.