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Ancient History wrote:

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest?

Ancient History wrote:

At first I thought it was an photoshop accident, but obviously someone did it on porpoise.

Ancient History wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0

That only raises more questions.

I ken it.

NSFW, boobs:

Ancient History, I have so many questions.

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?

...

Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.

You open this door, there's no going back.

DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

So the sequel video is going to have two stoned dolphins watching another dolphin with human heads where it's mammary slits are?

hyzmarca wrote:

DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.

There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.

DSMatticus wrote:Ancient History, I have so many questions.

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?

...

Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.

Finally, I'm not the only person completely mystified by the shit AH posts!

i guess you never are the only one.

and now one from the category:"i'm going to hell for laughing at this, and so are you"

Or playing with your wand is more satisfying than sex.

orgasmus expulso!

erik wrote:Or playing with your wand is more satisfying than sex.

orgasmus expulso!

Really, most Harry Potter porn stories don't get nearly as kinky as is realistic given the magic that these people have access to, even beyond the fact that James Potter could turn into a stag.

So that's Dolph 'Landgrim' Finn?

You'd think swinging a sword would suck with a dolphin head sticking out of your chest, but what do I know? I'm not a "wonder".

What is it with you and dolphins, AH?

Prak wrote:

hyzmarca wrote:

DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.

There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.

No, I'm more of a macrophile. Dated a chick that was 4'10" with M-cup boobs a while back and it skewed my perspective. No judgments to people who have other tastes but I can't even be arsed if there are fewer than 3 d's in there.

...you're like if /d/ were a person.

I had assumed that liking huge cans was fairly common.