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I've got the bug and can't help it. Another Star Wars fanfic on The Unpublishable: "Duel at the Dark Side Nexus."
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2013/0 ... nexus.html
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You want to write more of these.
Search your Feelings! You know it to be true!
a hatch opened in the side of the crashed ship Eiven Task stepped free from the Memory of Alderaan
either a . or an and is missing between ship and eiven i guess?
The outlines of the building was buried under the roots of trees, solid bark hanging in waves and stalactites low slow syrup.
i know you, i don't need to tell you what's wrong with that sentence right?
an artificial cave whose outlines were half-hidden by dangling roots.
whose? really?
like when he was a kid
was? not had been?
“Ataru” attacked first
who? O.o
Ah, i see . . how does he know these Names then?
The smoking mech fell to the ground and Task quickly recovered
are you sure you wanna use the word mech in this context?
“Makashi” stood in front of the entrance to the nexus in a dueler’s stance
Is dueler's stance correct? not a duellante stance or something like that?
The second silvery-white blade emerging from the other end of the staff caught the droid by surprise
as it does the reader, since i don't remember that having been there before, right? o.O
the opposite wall dominated by the engraving of a skull-faced creature with wings and tentacles
Cthulhu, is that you?
and after three meters in the tunnel even with the helmet’s vision augmentations Task couldn’t find sufficient light to see by
and of course, nobody would ever think of a light-sabre as a glorified flashlight *snickers* ^^


All in all, nice.
i so hope to see more of these ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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just to tell you that i had edited that post you probably saw and (rightfully so) discarded as not worth an answer
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:You want to write more of these.
Search your Feelings! You know it to be true!
Yeah, yeah...
an artificial cave whose outlines were half-hidden by dangling roots.
whose? really?
English! Whatcha gonna do?
“Ataru” attacked first
who? O.o
Ah, i see . . how does he know these Names then?
Recognized the styles. I guess I should clarify that.
Is dueler's stance correct? not a duellante stance or something like that?
I should probably have said "duelist."
as it does the reader, since i don't remember that having been there before, right? o.O
He has his little tricks...
Cthulhu, is that you?
Not guility: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pomojema
and after three meters in the tunnel even with the helmet’s vision augmentations Task couldn’t find sufficient light to see by
and of course, nobody would ever think of a light-sabre as a glorified flashlight *snickers* ^^
You want to light that up in a cramped tunnel?

Thanks for the error-checking.
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no problem, enjoy reading your stuff after all, so i figure why not?
kinda strange that not more people from the den are commenting, seeing how the den is basically made up of people who like to nit-pick *grins*
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm still enjoying readin, but lately have been waiting for em to accumulate and then read em in bulk, making me late in boarding the nitpick express.
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My brain is a little broken. So today on The Unpublishable: "The Rukh of Arkansas."
http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2013/0 ... ansas.html
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bwahahaha ^^
So of course of a sunset you might look up at the evening sky
what did the artist want to tell us with this? O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:
So of course of a sunset you might look up at the evening sky
what did the artist want to tell us with this? O.o
Ancient History wrote:My brain is a little broken.
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It's still Friday, and I still have the Star Wars fanfic bug. So another episode in the story of Eiven Task on The Unpublishable this week: "Tournament at Tatooine." http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2013/0 ... ooine.html
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gonna read that one this evening, did not find the time to do so yet.
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Ancient History wrote:It's still Friday, and I still have the Star Wars fanfic bug. So another episode in the story of Eiven Task on The Unpublishable this week: "Tournament at Tatooine." http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2013/0 ... ooine.html
duel-wielding
dual-wielding right?
but blade ceased its deadly arc.
the missing

did not find anything else that looks incorrect to me.
and it's a pretty good story again.

so, answer me this:
if i were to google some of the fighting-style-names you use . . how many of these would be official star wars lore?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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RIght, I can fix that. Thanks.

As for the other bit: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_combat
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you are such a nerd ^^

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just read the wiki part . .
what the hell? O.o
somebody tried to actually cite that thing you wrote about Tentacoo-Grape?

As for the Actress Ursula in Tentacoo-Wape context:
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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somebody tried to actually cite that thing you wrote about Tentacoo-Grape?
This makes Ancient History at least a level 3 Troll.

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He's so meta! *snickers*
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Apparently, yesterday someone found me blog using the search term "horsescrotum porn."

...that's just special.
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O.o
can you pin down where on your blog it says that?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It doesn't. The closest you can get is "The Wrong Porn" which does, of course, mention horses and porn. Just not...horsescrotum.
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Search-Engines are strange.
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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The Unpublishable: 01/01/2012 - 02/01/2012
www.the-unpublishable.com/2012_01_01_archive.html
Jan 1, 2012 - The Unpublishable ... just below the belly button, the size of draft horse's scrotum, and the skin around it was ...... Playing D&D With Porn Stars ...

First google result when I look up 'horse scrotum porn the unpublishable'.

Second after this page when I use 'horsescrotum porn unpublishable'
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Ah, there we go!
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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huh
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