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bwahahahaah ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm sort of disappointed that President Barack Homura didn't get more of a reaction. But here's the entire doujin with translations. I'm not sure if I can top that but here's the Kona Lisa anyway
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everybody
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:everybody
Yeah, pretty much.
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Night vision technology has clearly degraded over the years.
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Not sure what type of contraception the image macro is talking about, but if you buy the pill it'll cost you 20-60$ a year and you can just order it online or visit a pharmacy and buy it off-the-shelf.
And it might be covered by insurance.
*Price depends on brand.
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I thought of a Birthday card. I did it completely wrong.
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Koumei wrote:
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I thought of a Birthday card. I did it completely wrong.
ORLY?
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erik wrote:
Koumei wrote:
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I thought of a Birthday card. I did it completely wrong.
ORLY?
I imagined a vaguely abstract card from a collectible card game, so me too.
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They should've gone with a face card. I'll bet if you ask people to imagine a card off the top of their head, you'll get a face card way more often than a pip.
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I imagined a Tarot card... and then I thought of House of the Dead.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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What is it with this thread and butt plugs?
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Lord Mistborn wrote:What is it with this thread and butt plugs?
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Where else would we talk about them?
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Shrapnel wrote:Where else would we talk about them?
alt.binaries.erotica.sex-toy.buttplug

Kids, forgetting the good old internet days.
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Well, my early experiences with the Internet were on places like neopets, Bob and George, and redtube, so I was protected from most of the nasty stuff.

I was specifically warned to stay away from alt. sites as a kid, and having seen alt.toys.transformers, I can see why.
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