Here we are, folks! It's Magical Girl Pro Wrestling, the end of Princess Road, and all roads lead to grand titles! We are starting with a four v four tag match, with Lunar Club New Moon battling the Vivid Operation, specifically to wear them out and reduce the odds of interference later. Along the same lines, next up we have a 3v3 match, Outer Senshi vs Galaxia-gun. And then it's the title matches: Jun Jun challenges Cure Egret for the Junior Heavyweight Championship, and Sailor Uranus challenges Sailor Lead Crow for the MGPW Heavyweight Championship!
This first match starts off with a lot of people in the ring - we have quick tags and rapid offence, and oh! Look at that Superman punch!
The double-teaming continues by New Moon, and Palla Palla hits the ballin' elbow!
Now Vivid Green fights off her attackers, utilising her superior martial arts training for hard strikes - and the Emerald Flowsion as well!
Now Vivid Green busts out her sword! She makes the cover, and now all of New Moon are in the ring to break it up, oh and elbows to the head there by Cere Cere!
Cere Cere locks Vivid Blue into an elevated Boston Crab there, but now Vivid Operation are in the ring to break it up. She tags in Yellow and- oh, unique double-team offence! I guess their show IS all about their asses after all...
CODE RED! One! Two! And interference to make the save! But now Red has Chibi Moon in a hanging armlock, and the Amazonesses interfere once again!
Vivid Blue is fighting her foes away, dealing with the numbers game, and- oh, Blue Impulse on Palla Palla! And she climbs the turnbuckle for the MX!
Everyone is in the ring, there's fighting all over the place - kicks, slams, an Achilles hold, and there's the Blue Thunder Bomb by Blue!
Another Blue Impulse! And then Blue locks in the modified figure four- oh and Palla Palla has had enough, she submits before her allies can help break the hold! A victory for Vivid Operation!
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Match two, and it looks like Neptune and Siren want to continue their rivalry right from the start. King's Emerald Flowsion by Neptune! But Siren tags in Tin Nyanko - it's her debut match! - and we get a double-team powerbomb neckbreaker!
Now Saturn is here against Nyanko, and locks in the stockade, cranking the neck - but cats don't have spines, that's how they're so bendy! OW! Liver kick by Tin Nyanko, and she tags in Iron Mouse, before landing the hidden blade!
Superkick Party by Lunar Club! But both sides can do the double-team!
Fish Stretch Sleeper on Neptune by Aluminum Siren! But the Outers are here, and Saturn takes over - and she has that kama! Oh, deadlift German suplex by Neptune!
There's fighting on the inside and the outside, weapons everywhere... chairshot by Iron Mouse, Iron Claw by Tin Nyanko, it's all happening!
FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! But now everyone is in the ring once more, and she kicks out just in time! Oh, Aluminum Siren has a Flowsion for Neptune, and Pluto suplexes Nyanko into the ring.
Now both Saturn and Neptune are just nailing Iron Mouse with steel chairs, battering her senseless - and she had few senses to begin with! Sailor Neptune is bleeding from the face but not relenting.
Tiger Driver by Tin Nyanko, she covers, but chaos breaks out once more! We have a cutter, a fisherman suplex... oh, Nyanko locks Pluto into a single leg crab, and gets the submission!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! (ONE FALL!) With a sixty minute time limit, it is for the Junior Heavyweight Championship. First, the challenger, representing the Amazoness Quartet and New Moon... Jun Jun! And the champion, she is undefeated so far... Cure Egret!
This starts fairly cleanly with simple trips and throws- oh, painful dragon screw there by Jun Jun! But Egret is back on her feet, and quick to fight back.
Now Jun Jun is delivering vicious stomps to the head! But Egret isn't giving up, she's- oh now that might make her want to stay down, Jun Jun Pilmanizes her leg with a chair, she's really looking to disable the knees.
Incredible Hurricanrana by Egret there, but it's not enough! Still, she's fired up, with a throw, a cannonbll splash, and then a great dropkick to make some distance!
X-Factor by Egret, and a headbutt to the lower back! And another X-factor! And the slingblaaade! She's firing up now, and fighting past the prior injuries!
There's a second slingblade to drive the lesson home, and then a standing moonsault for the cover, 1... 2... 3! That's it! Cure Egret has successfully defended her title, she fought past the pain of that earlier assault and found what she needed to win!
Oh no - this is what we were afraid of! The Amazoness Quartet are all here, just beating on Egret! Somebody needs to stop this, surely they'll be fined or suspended over this!
Egret is bravely - or desperately - trying to fight back, but there's no getting past this numbers game. Can anything be- wait, here they come! It's the whole Pure Division running to the ring!
Now the violence has broken out completely, there's no order and it's just all happening. Our main event is being delayed by all the fighting here.
The Amazonesses are still focused on beating down on Egret, but that created an opening - Cure Bloom, Cure Black and Cure White are now cleaning house, and they manage to force their foes out of the ring. Finally, things are cleared, and we'll be able to have the main event.
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And now, for the main event... this match is scheduled for one fall (ONE FALL!), and is for the MGPW Heavyweight Championship, with a sixty minute time limit. First, the challenger. Representing the Lunar Club Outer Senshi... Sailor Uranus! And her opponent, representing Galaxia-gun, she is the reigning MGPW Heavyweight Champion... Sailor Lead Crow!
We have an impressive test of strength from the start, with no clear winner. It's rare someone can match might with Haruka, but- oh look at that! The Galactic Tornado in the first minute! Crow knows the risks here and wants to finish things off quickly!
Psycho Driver by Sailor Uranus! And then she just mounts the back and starts landing closed fist punches to the back of the head! The referee begins counting - Haruka needs to be careful to make sure she isn't disqualified.
Grenade by Lead Crow! She's burning energy fast, just going for the biggest moves. It's clear she respects her opponent enough to use what would otherwise be overwhelming force.
Double stomp by Sailor Lead Crow! And she flies from the top, what an incredible move! But it's not going to be enough to put Sailor Uranus away this soon. Haruka fought her way through the whole tournament to get here.
SPEAR! Crow knocks Uranus nearly out of her boots! And speaking of boots, now she's going for stomps straight to the head! Let her never be accused of holding back and being too passive a fighter.
And now we have the twisted armlock and necklock by Lead Crow, but Haruka powers out pretty quickly. And now Crow is exhausted by her efforts, giving Sailor Uranus a chance to wail on her knee with a chair! That's a clear rules breach, picking up another warning from Kaede.
Sailor Uranus strikes with her sword! And then it's the Blade Runner! This match just has violence upon violence! But Lead Crow is back on her feet straight away - she goes for another stomp, and then locks in, it looks like she's going for a sharpshoot- wait no this is a new hold!
And now we're back to Sailor Uranus' blatant disrespect, with that taunt of an attack, and then thinking she can pin Sailor Lead Crow after that. Crow takes her time kicking out at two, and the audience are starting to rally behind her - that's surprising, heel versus heel, but she's been taking the high road against this disrespectful behaviour.
Haruka attacks with her sword again - this time drawing blood. There's a lot of it too, Crow is bleeding copiously. And there come the chairs again! The referee might need to think about stopping this. And now it's another Psycho Driver, landing Crow right on her head.
More high-flying by Crow, but they're too close to the ropes for a pin. Haruka tries something, but now Lead Crow grabs her hand... she's often full of piss and vinegar herself, and she snaps the fingers! And then she lands a superkick in the middle of the ring!
Oh look at this! Another Galactic Tornado by Lead Crow! But that's not enough for her. Still bleeding from the chest and face, she locks in that modified triangle again... and that's it! Sailor Uranus submits, she gives up! Sailor Lead Crow, looking like she was in a war zone, has just defended her title!
Oh it looks like she wants the microphone...
"Thank you everyone for believing in me... I know I often haven't acted in a way a representative of this company should. But fighting her has awakened something, and as your champion I want to ACT LIKE your champion! From now on, I will-"
And the lights turn off.
This ominous image appears on the big screen:
"So... another successful defence, Sailor Lead Crow. Congratulations. Make sure you treasure that title while you still have it. Because soon, it all comes to an end. I cannot overlook the degeneracy and evil at work, the Chaos of this entire company. Where I come from, we have a word for magical girls: Witches!"
And when the lights return... we see the new challenger for the Heavyweight Title! It's Saint Celestine!
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Post-Match Interviews
Vivid Red: "Yay, we won again! We're really meant for team-based stuff, we just work together so well. I'm celebrating by taking us out for hotdogs with extra mayo!"
Vivid Blue: "...urk. Putting that aside, I'm glad we could show what we're like as a team. They're all fiends, that group, so we were able to clear them out."
Vivid Green: "Haha, exactly! It was a piece of cake for us as a team! Come on Yellow, tell 'em."
Vivid Yellow: "...interview over."
Chibi-Moon: "Aw, fucking piss-flaps. Everything has been on a downward trend ever since I lost that title match last time. We need to turn it around. I put all my support behind Jun Jun here."
Ves Ves: "Yeah, the new colour-coded posse is cool and all, but don't worry, we'll come back later and beat them senseless. As for now, we need to focus on later tonight."
Palla Palla: "Palla Palla is sorry! It just hurt so much, my knees still ache!"
Cere Cere: "It's fine, don't blame yourself, blame your attacker. But nobody has heard the last of us."
Sailor Tin Nyanko: "Hahahaha! My first match here, and I win it for us! I hope they learned something - if you rely on strength, one day you lose to a stronger foe. If you rely on speed, one day you lose to a faster foe. And if you rely on violence and rules breaking... one day you lose to US! Now get out of here right meow!"
Sailor Aluminum Siren: "That was a great fight, another opportunity to stretch Neptune out and drop her on her head... I think that was a great showing for us, tonight is going to be a great night for Galaxia-gun."
Sailor Iron Mouse: "Oh, those poor washed-up Outer Senshi. They came here to break everything, and now they're broken. We're doing a clean sweep tonight, and they'll need to consider retirement... if we give them the choice."
Sailor Neptune: "ha... ha... heralding a new era... Sailor Neptune, appearing maybe not quite so gracefully. But it's fine, we lost the match that doesn't matter... Sailor Uranus can win the fight that DOES matter, I have full confidence in her."
Sailor Saturn: "..."
Sailor Pluto: "If I had known I'd end up losing it for us... maybe it'd have been better just to bring weapons and get disqualified with a beatdown. It'd at least send a message."
Cure Egret: "...still undefeated. Even that attack after the fact is fine. Oh don't worry about me too much. At the end of the day, with both Cure teams working together, we cleared them out. And I'm still the champion for the junior division."
(Jun Jun is not available for comment, having been placed in detention, which is a real thing that jobs have.)
Sailor Lead Crow: "...I'm exhausted. I'm going to enjoy going out for drinks and a meal with the girls. We might wreck the city while we're out there, haha. Oh the blood, don't worry. It happens in wrestling. I want to put the Outer Senshi behind me and look to the future - to the newest challenger. Who even is Celestine? I haven't seen that anime. But now that I want to be a heroine people can respect, I accept this challenge and look forward to a good match."
Sailor Uranus: "I can't believe it... I did everything I could there. I went all-out and fought my hardest, and it still wasn't enough... what did I do wrong? And then everyone forgets me straight away as that interloper comes in! What a pain."
Tune in for next week, where weekly wrestling resumes, where we try to establish new contenders, we introduce new wrestlers... and unveil TWO NEW CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS!
