Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:46 pm

Wilhelm Schulz, 1906

The Adventurer's Almanac · Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:05 am

What... the fuck is supposed to be going on there? Is mini-King Kong saving that nudist from giant enemy crabs?

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:17 am

Good question! I don't have an answer.

The Adventurer's Almanac · Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:40 am

At least the Magic School Bus picture made some sort of sense...

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 1:07 am

It is very validating to realize that you also don't understand the weird shit you post. I'm not just out of the dolphin boob loop.

Nope, still haven't forgotten.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 1:25 am

Not every image is without porpoise.

rasmuswagner · Post by **rasmuswagner** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:21 am

Well thank you for THAT fresh nightmare.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:38 pm

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:At least the Magic School Bus picture made some sort of sense...

For a show where the teacher explained fish reproduction by turning the kids into fish eggs and got them all jizzed on, the show was pretty straightforward.

That dolphin picture is amazing though.

erik · Post by **erik** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:14 pm

This page’s theme is redheads and monsters. Brought to you by Ancient History.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:13 pm

AH’s most recent post literally made me face palm and say “oh god.”

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:56 pm

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:22 am

I don't understand what I just read...

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:58 am

That's what lost you? You followed along through the Little School Bus of Horrors, the giant sea-ape punting overly handsy crabs off a nude beach, and the dolphin man with the thousand yard stare that somehow blends the expressions of serene contentment and horrifying existential crisis, but Igor asking Death to spare his lobster girlfriend was a bridge too far?

Ancient History is a treasure. A very, very cursed treasure.

Shiritai · Post by **Shiritai** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:52 pm

So, what's going on with the Magic Schoolbus image anyways? I just don't get what the kids are supposed to be.

ETortoise · Post by **ETortoise** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:25 pm

They’re mussels. It’s confusing because they’re still wearing their scuba backpacks, so they look like robo-sushi.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 9:49 pm

No Blibdoolpoolp fanart, I promise.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:08 pm

I'd do lobster woman tbh. I've had sex with worse.

Also, no Magic School Bus picture shocks me after watching the kids getting jizzed on by salmon.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:18 am

There's an entire series of these. A time-traveling rescue dog that shows up at disasters like Hurricane Katrina to rescue kids.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:43 pm

So, this was a genuine thing. Board game. Avalon Hill.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Mar 02, 2020 12:14 am

Is it any good?

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 1:32 am

NSFW, awesome

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:10 am

Foxwarrior · Post by **Foxwarrior** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:44 am

You know, normal cats have two hands. It's just that their fingers are very short.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:53 pm