Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:46 pm

Shrapnel wrote:I'm getting wet just imagining the mouth parts on the person who ate the fourth one...

erik · Post by **erik** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:54 pm

Iduno wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:I'm getting wet just imagining the mouth parts on the person who ate the fourth one...

Or

The Adventurer's Almanac · Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:37 pm

Erik, is that gif supposed to remind me of a boner? It's Alien, so I'm sure, but this is starting to get quite blatant. Not as blatant as Giger's art, though...

Dogbert · Post by **Dogbert** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:20 am

Pariah Dog · Post by **Pariah Dog** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:34 am

In light all the the Star Wars discussion (and Episode 9 release)

Contains spoilers for Episodes 7 and 8.

Dogbert · Post by **Dogbert** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:40 am

Pariah Dog wrote:Contains spoilers for Episodes 7 and 8.

"But in the end, the future refused to change."

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:39 pm

Mask_De_H · Post by **Mask_De_H** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 12:57 am

Not an image macro, but this has strong Kaelik energy.

The Adventurer's Almanac · Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:19 am

Kaelik does, in fact, go bat shit crazy on us mother fucking cock suckers.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:30 am

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Kaelik does, in fact, go bat shit crazy on us mother fucking cock suckers.

Waterboarding Trolls also serves as a good D&D joke reference for how you drown trolls in 3.5.

The Adventurer's Almanac · Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:39 am

That's brilliant. How many lawyers are actually like this?

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:50 am

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:That's brilliant. How many lawyers are actually like this?

Very few. Most are, sadly, very polite, and even the ones that aren't are a lot more passive aggressive. At least in my experience.

The Adventurer's Almanac · Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:55 am

... I think I'm okay with that.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:15 am

Kaelik wrote:
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:That's brilliant. How many lawyers are actually like this?
Very few. Most are, sadly, very polite, and even the ones that aren't are a lot more passive aggressive. At least in my experience.

... Are you like that?

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:36 am

Shrapnel wrote:
Kaelik wrote:
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:That's brilliant. How many lawyers are actually like this?
Very few. Most are, sadly, very polite, and even the ones that aren't are a lot more passive aggressive. At least in my experience.
... Are you like that?

I have never threatened to kill anyone or beat them up or waterboard them. Also if you look into the emails he's pretty bigoted.

But I have on at least one occasion said "This offer is an insult to my client and if you can't give me a real offer than fuck off."

The Adventurer's Almanac · Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:06 am

That sounds cathartic.

Mask_De_H · Post by **Mask_De_H** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:27 am

Yeah, I specifically used that portion because the rest was pretty homophobic and/or generally shitty.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:42 pm

Mask_De_H wrote:Yeah, I specifically used that portion because the rest was pretty homophobic and/or generally shitty.

Damn, and I thought my landlord saying they were filing to evict me on Xmas so they could charge me yet another fee because I called them out on losing my rent check and not telling me for 2 weeks was excessive.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:37 am

I've only had two instances where I had to use the services of a lawyer. I was actually surprised that neither told me I was acting retarded and that I should die in a fire. Don't get me wrong, in both cases I was acting retarded but they politely gave me instructions in how to pull my fat out of the fire, and in both cases they were helpful.

Back when I was married and a homeowner and all that gay crap, a lawyer in our neighborhood lead a short-lived crusade to get us to take down our chain-link fence. He tried to say it was against the HOA rule. Two problems:

-The chain-link fence was added to the property before we purchased it.
-There was no HOA, he was assuming he could bully us as we were practically kids at the time (this was back before the housing market collapsed and they were giving out shitty loans to pretty much everyone with the expectation that they'd default and they could sell the house again. I think our bank was disappointed we never did)

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:14 am

I'm poor, and most of the people I would normally give holiday gifts too are my players, so I decided to just make some cards for game stuff, like "turn this card in, your next action automatically succeeds" and so on.

I decided to make a "I have to run a game of your choice" and did up an image, using the game I would never run if I had a choice, and...

SHUT UP AND RUN THIS SHITTY GAME

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Tue Dec 24, 2019 3:41 pm

Spoilered for poor attitude about xmas:

Also, nice work, Prak.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:31 pm

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:39 pm

deaddmwalking · Post by **deaddmwalking** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:26 pm

Ancient History wrote:

[/spoiler]

I'm working on my Japanese. He definitely is repeating 'Merry Christmas' and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year' as he punches the dragon. He's using the English phrase transliterated into katakana characters.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:57 pm

https://manie-sans-delire-x.tumblr.com/ ... nerals-for