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A bit of a cheap shot, but I still chuckled:

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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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When did Elsa become a robot?
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Frozen 2
Keys to the Contract: A crossover between Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Kingdom Hearts.
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TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".
The D&D wizard is a work of fiction that has a completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a book".
hyzmarca wrote:Well, Mario Mario comes from a blue collar background. He was a carpenter first, working at a construction site. Then a plumber. Then a demolitionist. Also, I'm not sure how strict Mushroom Kingdom's medical licensing requirements are. I don't think his MD is valid in New York.
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This some kinda weird holiday Pokemon? Because if so, that thing is spending it's entire life in a Box.
Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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WHO WILL SIT ON THE PLUSH THRONE?

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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Quanta for the quantum god, bears for the bear throne!
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My idiot brain keeps seeing the problems with using the bear chair, even though I know that's not why it was made.

"Hey that's cool."
brain - "the leg part is too short compared to the arms. And the seat is too wide."
"Yep, neat art thing."
brain - "The bear on the lower right's dick is hanging out."
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The chair is uncomfortable to constantly remind whoever sits in it of the immense responsibility they bear.
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Is this the chair Chris Hansen was always asking people to sit in?
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Ah, yes the early 90'S . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Oh god, what the fuck is Batman wearing? And is that Captain America? WTF is that from? nice boob window though
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Not sure if that is actually Batman or an early Azrael.
As for Cap, that was, i think, the first time his super soldier serum started failing and he became weaker and had to armor up more.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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That Batman was Jean-Paul Valley (Azrael) when he took over the role while Bruce's back was broken. Valley built his own bat-suit to complement his own style better. It's objectively ugly, but I thought it did a good job of visually representing his mental-illness-twisted perception of the Batman role.
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Azrael Batman was also a dig at the iron-age "EXTREME! EXTREEEEEEEME!" dummass shit. Just as with Death of Superman/Reign of the Supermen, it was DC telling us "Is this what you really want? You want edgelord shit and garter-pouches?"

Fortunately, the audience's answer was "no" because DC and Image had different target demos.
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It's pronounced Qo'noS.
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I'm getting wet just imagining the mouth parts on the person who ate the fourth one...
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