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Son1: “Turn your phone into a hot spot! But not too hot. Like where all the wonderful ladies come.”
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"Trump's insane fear of sharks is the only normal human quality he has."
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"Pomiluy cheloveka v krolich'yem kostyume, potomu chto on menya zabavlyayet." (Spare the man in the rabbit suit, he amuses me) - Vladimir Putin, asked his favorite quote of Josef Stalin.
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"Ms. Davenport, I am not interested in a long-term, emotional relationship. All I am interested in tonight is raw, animalistic fucking. Thus, within that context, I will judge you as meat. Meat that you fuck. I want to savage your bosom, and - depending on how that goes - utterly destroy your dick.

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Picture the wearer of the shirt, or the dog pictured?
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*sigh* fucking furries...
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Picture the wearer of the shirt while they are fucking more than one furry?
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Thaluikhain wrote:Picture the wearer of the shirt, or the dog pictured?
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That's also a bit ambiguous.
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Sorry I said "lol sportsball." What I meant to say was "football was omnipresent in my youth as a shibboleth of violent masculinity, and I use ironic detachment to cope with the cultural ubiquity of a source and symbol of genuine trauma."
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https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/ ... 8420462592

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"Look, look, America, I don't want to beat a dead horse but I just want you to THINK about tonight, and how beautiful it is when all of us rally behind someone who maybe isn't our first choice as they vanquish a rich man who we all hate."
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My 10-year-old nephew, in response to someone telling him that they are 41 wrote:You're almost past the life expectancy of someone from Afghanistan!
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Which vanished rich person are we talking about?
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The tweet says "vanished" but they meant "vanquished". Apparently some eagles defeated some team of sport people that Trump likes.
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It's not even just about Trump but luckily I can translate this into Koumei-speak easily enough.

The sports person that lost is the football version of Triple H. He got his first world championship at the turn of the century and now people are sick of his shit because that push never really ended. Also, people are pretty sure he cheats and his wife easily makes twice as much money as he does.
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Also he left his pregnant girlfriend in her third trimester to get with his rich model wife.

Also the owner of the team loves Trump and is extremely fucking arrogant. Also the coach is kind of an asshole, and probably did a lot of cheating or was complicit in it, and also loves Trump.

Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
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Kaelik wrote:Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
And Team Trump lost. Because, let me check my notes here, ah yes, because they're losers.
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Ohhhh, we're talking about the Patriots, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft. Okay, yeah, I know 'em, and they are assholes. I live in Boston, after all (although I don't really follow sports that much).

Jeez, what is it with Boston sports teams and racism? Are the Bruins run by the KKK? Are the Revolutions secretly reverse vampires funded by the Rand Corporation? I mean, really.
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I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Eagles.
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Whipstitch wrote:I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Eagles.
I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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I skipped the whole thing because I'm only vaguely aware what it is.
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Prak wrote: I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.
Boo to that. I wish more nerds would pay attention to sports. I'm sick of making moe jokes about Kawhi Leonard and having nobody catch the pun.
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Is there an "all of the above" option?
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Whipstitch wrote:
Prak wrote: I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.
Boo to that. I wish more nerds would pay attention to sports. I'm sick of making moe jokes about Kawhi Leonard and having nobody catch the pun.
Sorry, that's not enough of a reason for me to care about sports.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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