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erik wrote:Is there a survey to determine this, or you just went by descriptions?
I looked at the descriptions.
  • Does all the work in group projects (Fighter)
  • Drinks IPAs (fighter)
  • Drinks too much coffee (monk)
  • Sits on counters (monk)
I'm sure I'd match single points on others, but those two jumped out.
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shau wrote:Wizard/barbarian/ranger. Actually I am missing a lot of wizard, but I think the fact that I keep buying books I don't actually have time to read best describes who I am right now.
I am a Ranger/Barbarian/Wizard as well.
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Yeah. I just ignored about 1 pt each. 2 if I thought another descriptor was very on point.

I didn't know what a lush store or IPA was before this survey (but I do now), but I totes failed hard at uni despite being a national merit scholar with 1510 sat. Turns out skipping classes and never sleeping at night is a good way to fail (Well, not literally fail, but massively underperform). So, sorcerer/fighter.
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I can kind of see what those descriptions are going for (at least for some of them), but I don't see how any actual person would hit three in any of them. It's a stretch to say I kind-of-sort-of hit two in a few.

I guess I'm a cleric because I'm a weeb who doesn't like spicy food? Though I suspect when they say "spicy food" in the context of cleric they mean "food that has any flavor at all" and not "food that is spicy hot," because boring religious connotations. But I'm calling it a point anyway, because my girlfriend dumps enough black pepper and red pepper flakes into her meals to leave me coughing, so it's actually kind of relevant.
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I hit all 4 in the ranger one, or what do you mean?
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I have not actually seen Titanic, but otherwise I hit all the points on Paladin.

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FrankTrollman wrote:I have not actually seen Titanic, but otherwise I hit all the points on Paladin.

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I seem to be a ranger/sorcerer, interestingly.
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I kinda wanna see Frank's social justice blog.
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Depending upon what "mom friend" means, I hit all 4 for cleric. But not as strongly as other classes, which is why it isn't in my top 2.

Does mom friend mean a mother fucker?

Asking for a friend.
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I took it to mean the friend that your mom likes. As in, "why don't yoi hang oimit with Matt anymore. He's such a good boy."
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I took it to mean "friend that takes care of/worries about the others".

Urban Ductionay seems to back me up
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Ranger does seem like it'd be the most relatable. Most people like being barefoot around their home, everyone has stopped to pet a random cat at some point, everyone has gotten stuck on wikipedia for a few hours, and I'm sure most people have used google maps to try and give directions to someone at some point.

Paladin has got 'tries hard' and 'a sweet mess', which are a hell of a lot harder to assess than things like 'runs a social justice blog' or 'has written harry potter fanfic' or even 'is dramatic'. 'Tries hard' in particular makes me go "ugh, I don't know. At what? How hard is hard enough? Fine, I don't dust as often as I should, okay? Get off my back. You're not my mom!"
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I know he had an old blog about which all I can remember is a post suggesting organ donation on death should be opt-out instead of opt-in. That wasn't an argument I'd seen before (I was only like 19? or something, so I didn't yet know everything about everything like I obviously do now), so it was a good read.
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Ran/Sor/Rog here.
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Yeah, all of bard applies to me and if I hadn't wussed out at getting a pinkie pie tattoo all of barbarian would too.
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All of Ranger fits me, Warlock fits me pretty well (for a definition of superstitious, and changing "probably" for "borderline"), the only one of Wizard that doesn't fit me is "Fashionable," though I've been told I have a decent eye for putting outfits together, so.. maybe?
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DSMatticus wrote:I can kind of see what those descriptions are going for (at least for some of them), but I don't see how any actual person would hit three in any of them. It's a stretch to say I kind-of-sort-of hit two in a few.
Bitch please, I hit literally all of Fighter (though I hit it a lot harder 2 years ago when I was way too deep in League).

Fighter feeds into itself very well. Playing LoL too much, getting drunk on IPAs, and fucking up your sleep schedule all go hand-in-hand. The group projects thing is just something I do, because I want the achievement for collecting all the -holics.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Barbarian 2/4
Bard 0/4
Cleric 1/4
Druid 0/4
Fighter 3/4
Monk 1/4
Paladin 1/5
Ranger 2/4
Rogue 0/5
Sorcerer 1/4
Warlock 1/4
Wizard 2/4

which I believe makes me a Duskblade.
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That game was pretty fun.
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much better version of that D&D meme:>

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