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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:39 am    Post subject: Warhams 40k 8th edition stuff Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List



Reducing flak to flinders!
Great BLURTS of strength!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Metal cables in the muscles? Huh.

In any case, marines can now break a humans skull? This was something they couldn't do before?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

And who allowed him to tinker with the big E's work like that?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

I'd assume Rawbutt Girlyman, since he got into Great Leader's throne room and out alive even after helping Cypher to Earth. Also since Cawl helped resurrect him.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

So our brains have a core? We probably keep it just under our mantles. Human anatomy must have advanced so much in 40,000 years, so much so that biscopia and ossmodula are actual things that exist.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

I think those are specific to Space Marines - remember, the information above is specifically improving the Space Marine blueprint in order to make Primaris marines.
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The biscopia goes at the base of the skull to secret superhuman growth hormone, the other thing attaches to the ribcage to make them into supervenetian blinds and healthybones
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Let's also talk about the Reivers.

Firstly: I know you changed the spelling of "reaver" into something you can copyright there, but YOU ALREADY HAVE REAVERS IN THE GAME YOU STUPID FUCKS.


Pictured: apparently the new Space Marine?

Secondly: they're releasing mono-pose zero-option plastic-snap-shit versions before the normal versions. Meaning the datasheet in the box actually straight-up says they have the Ultra Marines tag (to go with the plastic being blue!) and they have a unit size of 3 (whereas they'll probably end up being 5-10 or at the very least 3-9 or something in the final thing) and can't take Grav-Chutes. The whole article talking about their deep strike ability actually doesn't apply to them yet. They are a close combat unit that has to walk into close combat from the deployment zone like chumps.

Thirdly: their wargear is seriously just "Combat Knife (so +1 Attack at normal profile) and Bolt Pistol with -1 AP" aside from having both types of grenade and a new special grenade that makes the frag grenades unnecessary as it does everything frags do except better.

Finally: okay, so they have new technology that lets them scream super loud at people. New, state-of-the-art technology never seen before and certainly not heretical in any way.




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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

So . . Scowl == Fabius Bile then?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

The Rievers get to ignore overwatch so I think their banshee masks are better than the Craftworld Eldar ones at the moment.

Reavers are also...

- Eldar Corsair Reaver Bands: dudes with jump packs and twin pistols + snazzy guns

- Reaver Class Titan: A big hunchback with gun arms
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Even in the context of 40k fluff text that shot is dumb. That is not a high bar, and they failed to get over it.
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Huh...apparently they didn't rename the DE reavers yet. Though I don't see why they can't call their marines reivers and have other things called reavers.

I think DE reavers make more sense, though, in that the drukhari are piratical.

I agree with FrankTrollman, though, the fluff is even worse than the old even worse stuff.
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Though I don't see why they can't call their marines reivers

Because it's stupid and they should feel stupid for doing it.
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Though I don't see why they can't call their marines reivers

Because it's stupid and they should feel stupid for doing it.


It is, but it compares favourably with more or less all the names GW has come up with recently.

It would be better if they were to perhaps do some reiving, though.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

or rivering
or reversing
or literally ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Reiver is literally just a little-used regional (Scotland) spelling of reaver. It's not even pronounced differently and it still means 'robber.' It's exactly as dumb as if they presented a new Eldar aspect warrior tradition called Bloud Angells.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

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or even bite through a metal cable should the need arise

The need shouldn't arise, as they already have corrosive acid saliva strong enough to kill people

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Why the fuck would you salvage super yelling over Tau or Necron rifles?
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phlapjackage wrote:
40k wrote:
or even bite through a metal cable should the need arise

The need shouldn't arise, as they already have corrosive acid saliva strong enough to kill people

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A naked, stripped down Primaris marine gnawing and tonguing the metal cable gagging his mouth to make his heroic escape
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CapnTthePirateG wrote:
Why the fuck would you salvage super yelling over Tau or Necron rifles?

Because that is heretech. Not imperium developed and sanctioned.
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A naked, stripped down Primaris marine gnawing and tonguing the metal cable gagging his mouth to make his heroic escape

Still, they have the betchers gland which basically gives them spit like a xenomorphs blood that can and will eat through steel in a matter of minutes.
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There are chapters where some of the Space Marine upgrades don't work. Notably the Imperial Fists explicitly don't have acid spit or the ability to enter suspended animation, unlike most marines.
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And for others the omnomnomophagea (eat somebody to know what he knew mouth/brain interface) does not work.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Somewhat old news, but 30k is remaining with 7th edition rules and even got their own base rulebook.
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