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Its a stone fertility idol with big stone breasts.

E: Bimbofication fetishes are just like any other victimization/objectification fetish: They're about a personal's sexual frustration being defeated by extrapersonal forces. The rape fetishist wants rough kinky sex thrust upon her in a manner which society deems sympathetic rather than scandalous. The bimbo fetishist wants her inner critic silenced by an outside force so that sex becomes guilt-free. The bimboizer fetishist wants a partner who enthusiastically consents to everything asked of them. The breast expansion fetishist wants an uncontrollable biological process to make huge boobs central to their life. It's the same motif over and over, "I want [favourite sexy thing] to overcome [personal barrier to sex] without [realistic social consequence]."
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DSMatticus wrote:I cannot understand breast enlargement as a fetish. I understand liking boobs. I understand liking boobs that are large. But everytime I stumble across breast enlargement weirdness, the boobs invariably grow right past comically hypersexualized and straight into debilitatingly large.
Ah, but the ones you've seen skip over the debilitating aspect. At that size, the characters tend to look hardly encumbered at all. I've seen characters completely unable to move, resting on orbs of flesh with a diameter several times the character's height.

Such sights made me simply accept that people are into things I wouldn't recognize as even potentially erotic.

DSMatticus wrote:I imagine it's the violation aspect of it.
I guess it depends. What I've seen was the transformation being caused by a depersonalized force, so I presumed the idea was "woman becomes easily available to you, a random guy with no powers or anything". From the male perspective I mean, obviously the female perspective is different.
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It's one of those caveman figurines with a giant pregnant stomach and big boobs.




That said, pics.

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Dawwwww


Here's the hot latest fetish porn from Japan:
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Silky Labo specializes in porn involving attractive loving couples doing romantic things
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...is that really a fetish?
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Maybe its one of those "fair made foul then fair again" things where it's come full circle.
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Can't be sillier than the virgin-killer sweatshirt.

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Well, they started with wearing the virgin killer sweater backwards around, so there is always room for improvement . .
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I love the Donald Duck one!
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Saw this in a thumbnail and the flail registered as something that's not a flail:

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Oh wow, I didn't realize PBF was still updating.
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Do emoji count as Image Macros? Because I was browsing this list, when I found this fucking thing:
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The main question here is... Why?

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OgreBattle wrote:Here's the hot latest fetish porn from Japan:
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Silky Labo specializes in porn involving attractive loving couples doing romantic things
In b4 somebody says that "this is what porn for women looks like", I'd like to point this is very likely the result of 15 years of moé culture. By this point, I'd not find strange if japanese men bought videos containing a man and a woman doing nothing more than H-HOLDING HANDS. Add some HEADPATS for a truly successful product.
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Ancient History wrote:
There are some grosser aspects of the whole "bigger is better" thing - especially when it comes to penetration and O-ring orifices - but it is also important to remember that ridiculously oversized or over-emphasized sexual characteristics or genitalia are nothing new.
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Counter-arguments to this theory (i.e. "if they were portraits, why didn't they use their own face, b/c any water = a perfect mirror") don't hold much weight (for me) considering the fact that every human culture w/out mirrors/cameras has consistently been shocked to learn what their own face looks like when they first see a photo of themselves, or look in a mirror. Now, granted, the regions where these, more modern, examples occurred were in arid regions of Africa. However the surface of water is not inherently mirror-quality reflectiveness. The sheer circumstances needed for water to be an effective mirror (no movement; clear; not subject to glare; well illuminated) are specific enough that it's unlikely that humans ever considered water as a mirror. It might be that perhaps only until after humans were using other substances with better light refraction indexes realized that water could serve as a crude reflective surface.
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In b4 somebody says that "this is what porn for women looks like"
Silky Labo is a label geared towards women

Here's a neat interview with the top male pornstar for women in Japan:
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2013/05/13 ... -and-outs/
In the beginning, however, hard times were in abundance. Suzuki entered the industry at the age of 24, while studying to be a certified accountant. He answered an ad on the Internet seeking a “soup man,” which in AV parlance is an extra tasked with the job of ensuring that the climatic scenes end with a splash, so to speak.

“I received 1,000 yen for my first job,” says Suzuki. “If transportation costs are taken into consideration, I made a total of 40 yen.”
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"And then I lost it between the couch cushions and it was never seen again." Seriously, 40 yen is a couple dimes.
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Grek wrote:...is that really a fetish?
If even a tenth of the things I've heard about how messed-up the dating and relationship scene are in Japan, yes, it's now a fetish.

Men are unable to find partners and are swearing off sexuality, staying at home and baking cupcakes. No, really.

from The Guardian: Why have young people in Japan stopped having sex?

It's called 'Celibacy Syndrome'.
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