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Count wrote:Ancient History, after clicking that link for the cooch glue and checking their facebook I think someones sending us on a ruse cruise here.
Well, they did file a US Patent for the stupid stuff.
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Prak wrote:I thought that was robots, Shrapnel.
Nah, robots are my obsession. There's a difference. I actually get turned off by Transformer sex. Kinda icky. There is, however, one exception:

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Do you happen to have a source on that, Shrapnel? For... reasons.
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It's from the Japanese Transformers Legends comics, which are short comics that are packed in with recent Transformer figures over in Japan. The panel above came from the issue packed in with Blackarachnia. Think about that. The above comic is for kids.

As you can see, they tend to be very... strange Japanese.
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I actually saw one of those today! I was wondering what that was about.
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Shrapnel wrote:It's from the Japanese Transformers Legends comics, which are short comics that are packed in with recent Transformer figures over in Japan. The panel above came from the issue packed in with Blackarachnia. Think about that. The above comic is for kids.

As you can see, they tend to be very... strange Japanese.
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There are in fact lots of ways for a woman to be beautiful, and popular culture should celebrate all of them. The reality is that there are not enough female characters whose bodytype strays from the range of waif-like to athletic with breasts ranging from washboard to double-D. When people flip out about how She Hulk, Power Girl, or Sorceress are sexist because of their appearance, that strikes me as deeply insane. There should be more characters like Big Barda and She-Hulk, just as there should be more characters like Power Girl and Sorceress.

I mean yes, there should also be female characters who aren't beautiful, just as there are male characters who aren't handsome. But anyone arguing for narrower lists of bodytypes has clearly not gotten the memo. This isn't even a thing where we can laugh it off and agree to disagree, there are lives on the line. There are tens of millions of people with eating disorders, and eating disorders have the highest mortality rate of all forms of mental illness. One of the leading causes of eating disorders in the West is a unified portrayal in the media of the feminine ideal as being extremely thin.

This is not a long chain of inferences here. It's like two fucking steps. People who try to push portrayals of large breasted women out of games and comic books are literally killing teenage girls. By the tens of thousands.

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Oh, it's not that Blackwidow has big boobs. Big boobs are fine. No, it's how overtly sexualized the comic is in general:
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By the way, in Japan Airazor is a male office lady.

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And of course there is this:
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Castration! Facial cum energon! Rape! All fun children's comic fair!
Again, these are all comics for young children. Specifically boys in the 4-8yo range.
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Shrapnel wrote:Again, these are all comics for young children. Specifically boys in the 4-8yo range.
Truly, Japan has the most advanced society on this planet.
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nockermensch wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:Again, these are all comics for young children. Specifically boys in the 4-8yo range.
Truly, Japan has the most advanced society on this planet.
Actually, the United Kingdom announced sex and relationship education is to become mandatory in schools for children aged four to 15.

I'm not sure how they'll do it, but I bet there will be cartoons and/or comics involved.
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maglag wrote: It's actually saving lives by teaching kids that it's perfectly ok for girlz to have big boobies.
I can get down with that. I get to look at huge cans AND save lives at the same time. No need to thank me, it's what I do.
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It looks like either the authors or the intended audience didn't know a lot about sex or how all the parts worked because that's kind of grody.
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Seems like the first commercial androids to reach the market will be sexbots.
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I think it would be safer not buying any heavy plating and chest missiles optional add-ons.

Also from that article, your smart vibrator may be spying on you.
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If you don't teach sexbots to ask people "Master, does this unit have a soul?" then you're just wasting everyone's time. That goes double if you're not teaching it to say that right before their owner climaxes.
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Yeah, but then you're limiting your market to weirdos like you and I where such questions would, if anything, shorten our refractory period..
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Eh, I'm holding out for when walking robots get more feasible for sex bots. Mostly because I'm pretty sure if something can suck a dick you could probably teach it to clean and cook meals as well. My poor health has really taken a chunk out of my libido but having a robot housekeeper sounds pretty sweet.
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@Count
The Washing Machine Tragedy Robots of LEM sound like the perfect ones for you.
At least the earlier models.
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https://creators.vice.com/en_au/article ... sculptures
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Ancient History wrote:https://creators.vice.com/en_au/article ... sculptures
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I've never seen this artist's work before but I like this guy.
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