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It's called something dumb about a world where dirty jokes don't exist, It's... not good.
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Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist
In a dystopian future, the Japanese government is cracking down on any perceived immoral activity from using risqué language to distributing lewd materials in the country, to the point where all citizens are forced to wear high-tech devices called Peace Makers (PM) at all times that analyse every spoken word and hand motions for any action that could break the law. A new high school student named Tanukichi Okuma enters the country's leading elite "public morals school" to reunite with his crush and student council President, Anna Nishikinomiya. However, Tanukichi quickly finds himself entwined with the perverted terrorist "Blue Snow" ("Tundra's Blue" in some translations) when she kidnaps and forces him to join her organisation, "SOX," in creating and spreading pornographic material across the city as a form of protest against the regulations.
So basically, 1984 without porn, in which the protagonist is a normal guy roped into being an erotic terrorist.
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Shimoneta kind of disappointed me. The girl in that picture is supposed to be an ero-terrorist, but is in fact an innocent anime girl who freaks out at the idea of sex. She just wants to tell shitty jokes.

And like hyzmarca said, it's 1984 but the government are hardcore protestants who hate sex-ed.
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Longes wrote:Shimoneta kind of disappointed me. The girl in that picture is supposed to be an ero-terrorist, but is in fact an innocent anime girl who freaks out at the idea of sex. She just wants to tell shitty jokes.

And like hyzmarca said, it's 1984 but the government are hardcore protestants who hate sex-ed.
If she could walk the walk like she talked the talk, Shimoneta would be a hentai. Can't have that in a Christian manga.
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Mask_De_H wrote:
Longes wrote:Shimoneta kind of disappointed me. The girl in that picture is supposed to be an ero-terrorist, but is in fact an innocent anime girl who freaks out at the idea of sex. She just wants to tell shitty jokes.

And like hyzmarca said, it's 1984 but the government are hardcore protestants who hate sex-ed.
If she could walk the walk like she talked the talk, Shimoneta would be a hentai. Can't have that in a Christian manga.
So there's no sex or nudity? Bah. Boring.
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Shrapnel wrote: So there's no sex or nudity? Bah. Boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9ET5bKXyU
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Not that i disaprove of the AMV or something, because i certainly don't but .. that's nyan koi, what's that to do with the quoted bit? O.o *strictly ignroes the spoilered bit*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Im7K8e40hI
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I think AH was trying to show me something that wasn't boring and without tits.
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Shrapnel wrote:
Mask_De_H wrote:
Longes wrote:Shimoneta kind of disappointed me. The girl in that picture is supposed to be an ero-terrorist, but is in fact an innocent anime girl who freaks out at the idea of sex. She just wants to tell shitty jokes.

And like hyzmarca said, it's 1984 but the government are hardcore protestants who hate sex-ed.
If she could walk the walk like she talked the talk, Shimoneta would be a hentai. Can't have that in a Christian manga.
So there's no sex or nudity? Bah. Boring.
There's insect sex and drawn porn. Also multiple female on male rape attempts.

Japan!
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Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
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Insect sex?! Urgh. DEFINITELY not interested.
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Oh, I know that's not true Shrapnel.
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edit: spoilered mantis face so Shrap can return safely to the thread.
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Now I'm gonna have trouble falling asleep. Being an entomophobe is hell, I tell you.
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Shrapnel wrote:
Mask_De_H wrote:
Longes wrote:Shimoneta kind of disappointed me. The girl in that picture is supposed to be an ero-terrorist, but is in fact an innocent anime girl who freaks out at the idea of sex. She just wants to tell shitty jokes.

And like hyzmarca said, it's 1984 but the government are hardcore protestants who hate sex-ed.
If she could walk the walk like she talked the talk, Shimoneta would be a hentai. Can't have that in a Christian manga.
So there's no sex or nudity? Bah. Boring.
When the girl sees the protagonist have an erection, she freaks out and resorts to anime violence.
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Shrapnel wrote:I think AH was trying to show me something that wasn't boring and without tits.
ah! i capito!
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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That's so cool.
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Indeed it is.
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I like the buried warhead, arrow bomb.... thing in the lower left.
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Wat.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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