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This made me think of your and your weird interests, AH.
Theories on Elf Dicks
A medical professional speculates on the junk of Tolkien's elves.
Theories on Elf Dicks
A medical professional speculates on the junk of Tolkien's elves.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
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--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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That's ridiculous. Elves are noted to have the same basic physiology as humans, which is why they can interbreed. The differences are supposed to be 'spiritual' - what that means is a very long story and not really relevant here.
There are some important ways in which they differ, physically and mentally, from humans - most notably in that they're supposed to have more conscious control over their bodies and their drives, and to a limited degree could reshape themselves. So while I don't think they could alter their underlying bone structure, they're pretty much all gorgeous, and dieting wouldn't be an issue if for some reason they wanted to gain or lose weight. There's also some variation as to features; for example, they're noted to have less body hair than most humans.
Their genitalia would, like the rest of them, appear basically human, but ideally attractive and well-proportioned (whatever that would actually mean to an elf).
There are some important ways in which they differ, physically and mentally, from humans - most notably in that they're supposed to have more conscious control over their bodies and their drives, and to a limited degree could reshape themselves. So while I don't think they could alter their underlying bone structure, they're pretty much all gorgeous, and dieting wouldn't be an issue if for some reason they wanted to gain or lose weight. There's also some variation as to features; for example, they're noted to have less body hair than most humans.
Their genitalia would, like the rest of them, appear basically human, but ideally attractive and well-proportioned (whatever that would actually mean to an elf).
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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http://distractify.com/humor/2016/12/16 ... 044efee13a
tl;dr: Robber attempts to knock over sex store, gets chased off by dildo-wielding women.
tl;dr: Robber attempts to knock over sex store, gets chased off by dildo-wielding women.
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Now those are some badass women. "You have a gun? Well we have dildos, GTFO!"
No, seriously, most toilets in China are still holes in the floor, no "throne" to sit. A woman wants to pee/poo, she needs to keep a strong flexible body at all ages.
Do regular exercise and don't stuff yourself with fast food and sugar?Chamomile wrote:They're Asian. They have unlocked the secrets of eternal youth.
No, seriously, most toilets in China are still holes in the floor, no "throne" to sit. A woman wants to pee/poo, she needs to keep a strong flexible body at all ages.
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I do believe Chamomile was referring to the stereotype that it's difficult to tell how old an Asian woman is. I'm pretty sure the answer isn't a lack of toilets.
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The meme/stereoptype in action:Maj wrote:I do believe Chamomile was referring to the stereotype that it's difficult to tell how old an Asian woman is. I'm pretty sure the answer isn't a lack of toilets.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I love how we're at the Entartete Kunst stage again. "Those guys like creepy art! Surely they must be evil!"
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I thought all the art was really interesting, like concept art for an out-there fantasy film. A lot of the creatures looked almost like alternate evolutionary paths that things on earth could have taken, things that we would find as common as a pig or sheep if we saw them wandering around every day. All in all a really cool collection.
Then I read the comments, and I assume that was what the title of the page was referring to? Knowing that there could be people like those commenters living not too far away from me right now... brrr, gives me the shivers!
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They seem sort of Fae, or like something akin to cenobites with less malevolence and alien sexual desire and more otherworldly wonder
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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