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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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You have to include the summary.

When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.

In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.
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FrankTrollman wrote: Actually, our blood banking system is set up exactly the way you'd want it to be if you were a secret vampire conspiracy.
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Top of the goddamn page, maglag.
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The top of the page isn't loading for me.
FrankTrollman wrote: Actually, our blood banking system is set up exactly the way you'd want it to be if you were a secret vampire conspiracy.
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Ancient History wrote:Top of the goddamn page, maglag.
His is bigger, which makes it more funny. :p
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Don't make me break out the Chelsea Charms memes. You know I'll do it.
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I had to google who the hell Chelsea Charms was. My knowledge of the world has just expanded in a big way, and I'm not sure I like it. So thanks for that, AH.
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I'm more of a Minka fan myself.
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Chelsea Charms doesn't do girl-girl as far as I know. In my opinion that makes her inferior to Minka, Tiffany Towers, MaaeratiXXX, Samantha 36g, etc. See Koumei's signature for further reading.
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I was referring to Stahl's googling anything I idly mention; your opinion is your own. Unless of course your prefer Beshine, Penelope Black Diamond, or Mistress Rhiannon, in which case I reserve the right to make bad jokes.
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Beshine and Penelope Black Diamond are medically fascinating to me, I need to look up Mistress Rhiannon.
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Absolutely would hit that.
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Ancient History wrote:I was referring to Stahl's googling anything I idly mention.
Wait, I'm German now? When did that happen?
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Oh, right. I keep getting you two confused ever since you changed your sig.
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This was a great comic.
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Yeah, i miss the Godzilla Comics.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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FrankTrollman wrote: Actually, our blood banking system is set up exactly the way you'd want it to be if you were a secret vampire conspiracy.
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