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hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Mon May 30, 2016 9:32 pm

Ancient History wrote:

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest?

sendaz · Post by **sendaz** » Mon May 30, 2016 9:43 pm

Ancient History wrote:

At first I thought it was an photoshop accident, but obviously someone did it on porpoise.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon May 30, 2016 9:52 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Tue May 31, 2016 3:29 am

Ancient History wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0

That only raises more questions.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue May 31, 2016 9:16 am

I ken it.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue May 31, 2016 10:37 pm

NSFW, boobs:

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Tue May 31, 2016 11:43 pm

Ancient History, I have so many questions.

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?

...

Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:01 am

You open this door, there's no going back.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:16 am

DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

sendaz · Post by **sendaz** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:01 am

So the sequel video is going to have two stoned dolphins watching another dolphin with human heads where it's mammary slits are?

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:15 am

hyzmarca wrote:
DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.

I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.

There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:55 pm

DSMatticus wrote:Ancient History, I have so many questions.

Why does that lady have dolphins on her chest? Why is that man using a giant naked woman as a raft? If boobs warrant a NSFW tag and dolphins don't, what about boobs that have turned into dolphins? Is that something you had to think about before your earlier post? Were you sitting at your keyboard trying to reason out the appropriateness of dolphin boobs (boobs that have undergone some Kafka-esque metamorphosis into dolphins, not a dolphin's boobs) in the work place?

...

Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

So many questions. I think I'm going to go lie down.

Finally, I'm not the only person completely mystified by the shit AH posts!

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:35 pm

i guess you never are the only one.

and now one from the category:"i'm going to hell for laughing at this, and so are you"

erik · Post by **erik** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:33 am

Or playing with your wand is more satisfying than sex.

orgasmus expulso!

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:37 am

erik wrote:Or playing with your wand is more satisfying than sex.

orgasmus expulso!

Really, most Harry Potter porn stories don't get nearly as kinky as is realistic given the magic that these people have access to, even beyond the fact that James Potter could turn into a stag.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:14 am

sendaz · Post by **sendaz** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:13 am

So that's Dolph 'Landgrim' Finn?

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:58 am

You'd think swinging a sword would suck with a dolphin head sticking out of your chest, but what do I know? I'm not a "wonder".

name_here · Post by **name_here** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:09 pm

https://twitter.com/GreyTheTick/status/ ... 0574084097

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:51 am

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:56 am

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:24 am

What is it with you and dolphins, AH?

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:02 am

Prak wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:
DSMatticus wrote: Wait, do dolphins even have boobs?

Dolphins have mammary slits, which are basically inside out boobs.
I feel compelled to point out that right now, someone, somewhere, I'd jerking it to dolphin mammary slits, or the concept of humans with mammary slits.

There is at least a 5% chance that person is Count.

No, I'm more of a macrophile. Dated a chick that was 4'10" with M-cup boobs a while back and it skewed my perspective. No judgments to people who have other tastes but I can't even be arsed if there are fewer than 3 d's in there.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:18 am

...you're like if /d/ were a person.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:27 am

I had assumed that liking huge cans was fairly common.