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"You're supposed to respect other people's beliefs."

"No. You respect their right to their beliefs. You can still call bullshit when you see it."
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"I want gold fish, not beige fish."
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"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
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erik wrote:"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
I like the cut of your child's gibs.

(... Does that sound weird?)
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Well, it kind of makes you sound like a cannibal.

Gibs are those chunky pieces of videogame enemies that fly everywhere when you hit them with a rocket launcher. A jib is... well, okay, I don't know what a jib is, but whatever the hell it is it's that thing people like the cut of.
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It's a type of sail.
bears fall, everyone dies
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Specifically, it's the triangular sail at the front of a ship.
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DSMatticus wrote:Well, it kind of makes you sound like a cannibal.
That's the third time this month someone's said that to me. I'm not even joking.
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"Mommy, why is the demon's penis angry with the goat skull?"
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Shrapnel wrote:
DSMatticus wrote:Well, it kind of makes you sound like a cannibal.
That's the third time this month someone's said that to me. I'm not even joking.
You should probably stop saying things that make you sound like a cannibal, then.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Part of being an Aspie is not knowing when you sound like a cannibal.
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This is fair.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

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The rest is not caring whether you sound like a cannibal or not.
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Shrapnel wrote:Part of being an Aspie is not knowing when you sound like a cannibal.
This is now my favorite description of autism-type disorders.
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erik wrote:"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
If AH ever has kids, this is exactly what I expect.
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DSMatticus wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:Part of being an Aspie is not knowing when you sound like a cannibal.
This is now my favorite description of autism-type disorders.
It was one of my better efforts, wasn't it?
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RobbyPants wrote:
erik wrote:"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
If AH ever has kids, this is exactly what I expect.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Love you too.
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"Do you want to eat some? It has glue on it!"
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Kid: What happens when they cut your arm or leg off?
Parent: If you ask nicely, they may let you take it home.
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"Daddy, I wish this was a dream."

ear infections are no fun
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I can feel yer kid's pain. I'm just getting over a particularly nasty ear infection myself.
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"It's a fact that African Americans are generally more naturally athletic than other races. This is due to the many years of being enslaved and worked on a daily basis. Specifically, blacks tend to have longer/stretchier hamstrings."
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"Trickle-down wealth should just be called golden showers."
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"The realization of a comparative advantage is the first step in it being taken away; to those who have never known anything but the advantage, this feels like prejudice."
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