To Slay A Dragon [fondling might be involved]

Rawbeard · Post by **Rawbeard** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:37 pm

Does anyone have any experience with the To Slay A Dragon adventure thingy? Is it any good? Is it at least playable? And what kind of shit to expect you have to deal with?

So far the party is made of an Oracle (melee/healer), Paladin (melee), Sorcerer (??? flavor and mascot probably) and Kineticist (yes. really). I have not decided what to play yet, I will probaly go with the usual control/support wizard shtick. but for this party this might be overkill/utterly wasted, so I also might go with something less useful. or maybe more useful. the fuck do I know. Not the point here anyway.

It seems the GM has already ran it at least once, so if there are GM hurdles assume he already ran into them and it didn't break his spirit.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:36 pm

I'm disappointed that this thread isn't actually about fondling dragons.

Rawbeard · Post by **Rawbeard** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:44 pm

So am I

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:44 am

To fondle a dragon ould you grow yourself to giant size, or shrink the dragon to human size? Or just crawl around like Wander on a colossus.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:03 am

OgreBattle wrote:To fondle a dragon ould you grow yourself to giant size, or shrink the dragon to human size? Or just crawl around like Wander on a colossus.

According to all the dragon porn I've seen, the last one.

Anyway, my suggestion is to stack as many charisma and diplomacy bonuses as you can, until your seduction rolls are so high that the GM simply can't justify the dragon not wanting to bone you.

Berkserker · Post by **Berkserker** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:25 am

Don't forget your maxed Use Rope skill, in case she turns out to be a kinky one.

I feel a little bad for actually checking on the size stats for this, but eh. Enlarge Person will bring a medium-size person to Large, which is the same size category as a young adult for all but reds and golds, which are already huge by that point. That's like what, the draconic equivalent of 18ish? And while the duration is 1min/level, it can be made permanent.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:40 am

Berkserker wrote:Don't forget your maxed Use Rope skill, in case she turns out to be a kinky one.

I feel a little bad for actually checking on the size stats for this, but eh. Enlarge Person will bring a medium-size person to Large, which is the same size category as a young adult for all but reds and golds, which are already huge by that point. That's like what, the draconic equivalent of 18ish? And while the duration is 1min/level, it can be made permanent.

It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave.

And Janet van Dyne informs me that smaller actually is better.

Anyway, large size isn't so big that it precludes normal sex with a medium creature, especially when you count the dragon's neck length as part of that. It would be more like having sex with a giraffe, basically.

Though Medium to Huge is more like having sex with an RV.

Berkserker · Post by **Berkserker** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:55 am

So you're really only going the enlarge route if you 1) have a thing for reds/golds or 2) have a thing for draconic milfs?

Aryxbez · Post by **Aryxbez** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:40 am

I figured he was talking about playing this game to get laid in meatspace (much like why people played Vampire LARPS). Thusly, was wanting to find out he can make the experience tolerable, coast on that knowledge while boning. So I am disappointed it involved nothing to do with fondling at all.