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Made me think of Crypts of Chaos
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Bad dog!

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Some dog.
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Heh. Raccoons dip stuff in water when they can. Something about helping them feel it over better.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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That is ridiculously adorable.
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Raccoons have pretty awful eyesight, so they roll things around in their hands to make sure they know what they are. Dipping their hands in water is a stimulus that increases the sensitivity in their hands, so if any water is nearby they'll do that. Basically, "what the hell is this thing? I'm gonna go roll it around in my waterbowl."
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So I'm laughing about how I've actually done this today and I will cry about it tomorrow.

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I also laugh while crying at my pathetic daily average of .68 miles.

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Could someone edit this image for me:
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1: change every instance of bait into bear
2: change the hooks into bears
3: change the fish into something appropriate
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Prak wrote: Made me think of Crypts of Chaos
Do you miss it, Prak?
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Well, I never got any my characters to the full concept....
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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You did take a left-turn with the whole cyborg steam-gnome deal, ja.
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That was Jess. I played the cybertronians
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Oh, right. Yeah, that was unfortunate. Bad luck.
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No worries, it happens.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Ancient History wrote:
Prak wrote: Made me think of Crypts of Chaos
Do you miss it, Prak?
I miss it.
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I was going to replace the fish with a big cock, but then decided on the anus-star.
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HERE I COME, KING OF APOCALYPSE! DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH BEARS IN STOCK?
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ishy wrote:Could someone edit this image for me:
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1: change every instance of bait into bear
2: change the hooks into bears
3: change the fish into something appropriate
The one image macro always rustles my jimmies. That's not the unlimted bait works it's clearly the...
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This is what "unlimited bait works" should look like
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Mistborn, just think that the vertical bait works represents Shiro vs. Gilgamesh scene in the end of UBW. Of course, the mantra needs to be replaced with "Here I come, King of Boards! Do you have enough bait in stock?!"
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Reckless Safety Notice Man almost made me burst out laughing during work, thanks a bunch.

The final choice is quite appropriate to end the whole thing.
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You're welcome!

And isn't it? I can imagine Sakurai pulling a stunt like that in real life.


... Actually, the ballot was revealed on April 1st, so it may very well be a very long and very elaborate joke...
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I've had that happen!
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