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angelfromanotherpin
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RobbyPants wrote:You're supposed to wear a monocle, too.
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Post by RadiantPhoenix »

angelfromanotherpin wrote:
RobbyPants wrote:You're supposed to wear a monocle, too.
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Oh god, this is actually a thing: http://www.cnet.com/news/single-use-mon ... ckstarter/
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Yeah, those came to mind. Very handy for when you need to be classy at a moment's notice.
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Apparently, it actually is a real monocle, and not a condom. I am actually surprised.
Then, once you have absorbed the lesson, that your so-called "friends" are nothing but meat sacks flopping around in the fashion of an outgassing corpse, pile all of your dice and pencils and graph-paper in the corner and SET THEM ON FIRE. Weep meaningless tears.

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vagrant wrote:Apparently, it actually is a real monocle, and not a condom. I am actually surprised.
Well, yeah. How are you supposed to be classy with a condom on your eye? Only really trashy people do that.
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In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
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