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I understand it's auto-generated site content, but the part that made me laugh the most was the "Similar Users" section at the bottom right.
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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Why is there a clothing store? I don't get art.
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Because people frequently browse through and buy things they neither need nor want just because it's put in front of them.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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The guy giving a meeting is wearing a tie.
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DSMatticus wrote:Why is there a clothing store? I don't get art.
Everyone is actually wearing clothes. The title is "How Superman sees the world"
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There's more of that here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/w3nA4
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm part of way to many communities where this is an appropriate welcome message.
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Ahem. That story presents bad math and flawed economics and must be dismissed as dangerous propaganda:

To wit: If A ship costs $10 to build in an earth atmosphere, but only $1 to build in a Venutian atmosphere - then the dragons can safely sell them for up to $9 without being any risk of being undercut. But if such ships only cost $4 space million to produce in an earth atmosphere , then the dragons can only sell them for $3 before they risk losing business to a competitor. In short, that plot point makes no sense at all.

But maybe it's not a math error, maybe it's just vague writing? If instead the "four times more expensive" refers to the original assumption of 10x the cost, and instead a ship which costs $1 to build in a Venutian atmosphere actually costs $40 to build in an earth atmosphere, then the dragons have in fact been getting ripped off and the plot point works. It's a shame the the math still doesn't. You see they had apparently been undercharging by "SIXTY PERCENT", in ALLCAPS in the original text. But if they had been undercharging due to being misinformed about their competitor's cost only being $10, then they were charging $9. And if the cost was actually $40 (or $30 with ore nearby) then they should have been charging $39 (or maybe $29). Now $9 X 160% = $14.4. Which is nowhere close to the low end figure of $29. No, if that was the case, they were undercharging by more than 200%.

Author is so bad at interstellar economics he should go read Some Krugman
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It could be a typo; it works out if they'd been told four times and it was actually ten, assuming they sold at other species' production cost.
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Josh_Kablack wrote:Author is so bad at interstellar economics he should go read Some Krugman
That Krugman paper is great. Lot's of good word play and dry snark, plus a clear case that someone read them some Asimov during their formative years. Also, I find the juxtaposition of bland economic jargon piled up next to sci-fi terms inordinately funny.
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Garbled math/economics or no, that's great, and makes me want to dig up some DragonStar* books and consider running it. But then, the Den knows what my math pedigree is.


*Forgotten Realms IN SPACE
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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My favorite part of that paper was Figure II.
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