He reminds me of every newbie player that comes to our game and relies on his team or the DM to save his ass because he wants to do something weird.
I bring this up because I game with like a pool of 20 sailors, and in one of the recent games an enthusiastic but clueless player wanted to roleplay a character a lot like Elan. He insisted on going without armor (his bard played shirtless) and hogging experience.
I want horrible, horrible things to happen to him in the comic. And then replaced with some Real Ultimate Power.
Like, I dunno. Cleric archer. Except that she will be sexy and wear chainmail bikinis. With long black hair. And a min-maxxer. LAGOS DREAM GIRL HERE PPL
"Travelling with Elan is kind of like, say, adventuring with syphilis. It can be done, for a while, but it's not pretty and not easy." Awesome.
Anyone else want Elan to experience extreme pain?
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Re: Anyone else want Elan to experience extreme pain?
The clueless bard from "Order of the Stick", a webcomic based on D&D.
Would you believe we have an weak XP hogging bard in our party as we speak?
Would you believe we have an weak XP hogging bard in our party as we speak?
Re: Anyone else want Elan to experience extreme pain?
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
Re: Anyone else want Elan to experience extreme pain?
Lago wrote:Anyone else want Elan to experience extreme pain?
Oh, heck no. He cracks me up, and he plays into so many bard stereotypes. It's nice to see the same perspective of bards that my group has actually be almost universal, now.
That said, I certainly wouldn't want someone to play Elan in any of my games.
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Elan is experiencing extreme pain... He's the good twin of Nale.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
Re: Anyone else want Elan to experience extreme pain?
I still want Elan to experience severe pain.
Why did Roy and Haley have to get their asses personally handed to them?! And Elan could've at least learned the truth about how useless he was!
Why did Roy and Haley have to get their asses personally handed to them?! And Elan could've at least learned the truth about how useless he was!