tzor at [unixtime wrote:1180447457[/unixtime]]But this is the finest phase spider silk. It's the ultimate in comfort for your junk. Feel the material. You can't buy better material!
Dude, are you seriously telling me that you expect Conan to buy an extradimensional space to put his junk?
No, but I do want to point out that technically Conan types were wearing loin cloths long before those those pansy bardish nobles in their mini skirt tunics were wearing codpieces. Chaucer even mentoned that.
Exactly! Loincloths are the way to go. Creating junk-storing clothes doesn't work because it in no way emulates the original material and doesn't really help us tell new stories. Seriously, stick with loincloths.
Psss, Prak. If you need your junk to look bigger you are not trying enough. After all, D&D freely allows you to determine your character's appearance without any restrictions.
Dude, are you seriously telling me that you expect Conan to buy an extradimensional space to put his junk?
No, but I do want to point out that technically Conan types were wearing loin cloths long before those those pansy bardish nobles in their mini skirt tunics were wearing codpieces. Chaucer even mentoned that.
Exactly! Loincloths are the way to go. Creating junk-storing clothes doesn't work because it in no way emulates the original material and doesn't really help us tell new stories. Seriously, stick with loincloths.
Psss, Prak. If you need your junk to look bigger you are not trying enough. After all, D&D freely allows you to determine your character's appearance without any restrictions.
I suggested it as a way to make the junk storing clothes more attractive to conan types.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
well no shit, but the conan types tend to think it is...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Brobdingnagian at [unixtime wrote:1181770736[/unixtime]]Stop thinking with your broadsword.
I believe that'd be "Dwarven Urgosh"... remember, just because something does damage doesn't mean it's big, or even impressive... a golfball can bruise too.
*grin*
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
No one commented about the boobies in the extra dimensional space? just the junk. Well I've been working on extra dimensional spaces and I've come up with this modified bag of tricks. You reach in and pull out a fuzzy ball that turns into a blue footed booby.
tzor at [unixtime wrote:1182884070[/unixtime]]I know, it's so full of junk. :tonguesmile:
No one commented about the boobies in the extra dimensional space? just the junk. Well I've been working on extra dimensional spaces and I've come up with this modified bag of tricks. You reach in and pull out a fuzzy ball that turns into a blue footed booby.
I call it my bag of boobies.
Face it. We all have male genitalia fetishes.
I remember in one thread that I created, Frank Trollmann used the term "big penis NPCs." And the thread had nothing to do with sex.
well crissa's female, and I'm a bi male, what's your guys' excuses?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.