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"Executive power and the presidency are by no means one and the same" - Dying JFK - "Hellblazer 74"
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"Executive power and the presidency are by no means one and the same" - Dying JFK - "Hellblazer 74"
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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
Saw this on my Facebook newsfeed, had to share it.Warren Ellis wrote:The official Kremlin advent calendar is a 25-photo sequence of Vladimir Putin shagging a bear and making the bear like it.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Watched Wreck-It Ralph earlier today. I won't call it a good movie, but there were two moments that were definitely great. The first was the big reveal of the ultimate antagonist. It was foreshadowed excellently, so that I was a little surprised, but instantly understood all the clues that had been dropped before.
The second was the song at the very end of the credits, which cast the starting game in a more interesting light.
The second was the song at the very end of the credits, which cast the starting game in a more interesting light.
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I finally got around to watching Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. It was incredibly hilarious all the way through, but it offically became a special breed of awesome when the first of the League of Evil Exes flew in through the wall to engage Scott in a duel to the death. Then he summoned the demonic hipster chicks and started throwing fireballs.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
Yeah, Scott Pilgrim seems to fall into the whole over-the-top action/movement ideology recent films have taken on - Kickass, Wanted, 300, Bunraku.
It's not like these are bad movies (except 300 & Bunraku), it's just the violence, mayhem, and the caricature seem to be almost too over the top. It's worse when it's not really supposed to be caricature. That's why I assume all of these movies don't take themselves seriously.
I've also noticed that when I've played D&D in irc chat rooms these days, I hear more Sp references than I do the old Monty Python or burning gazebo references. Of course that's mostly because those things are pretty old hat.
It's not like these are bad movies (except 300 & Bunraku), it's just the violence, mayhem, and the caricature seem to be almost too over the top. It's worse when it's not really supposed to be caricature. That's why I assume all of these movies don't take themselves seriously.
I've also noticed that when I've played D&D in irc chat rooms these days, I hear more Sp references than I do the old Monty Python or burning gazebo references. Of course that's mostly because those things are pretty old hat.
Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
To me, the big failing SP was Michael Cera. Which is not to say that he did a bad job, but that while he may have been the best fit for Scott that Hollywood has, he wasn't a great fit for Scott.
For the SP refs>MP refs in D&D irc, I really hope that's more because MP is just so over used now...
For the SP refs>MP refs in D&D irc, I really hope that's more because MP is just so over used now...
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Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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And I rather liked 300 for what it was- a take on the over the top comic book 300. I wasn't going into that expecting a dramatic period piece, I was expecting Gladiator action dialed up to 11 and it delivered.
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I rather liked it. Did have a couple of minor things where they dropped the ball (Ron Perlman went down without much drama), but yeah. I liked it.Ancient History wrote:Bunraku was a great film, and I will destroy anyone that says otherwise.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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So, someone on the DF offical forums came up with the best worst idea:
Drunk fortress
Drunk fortress
17:29 - CAN"T OPERATE CONTROLS
17:32: Kamin got dorfed as a girl cause everyone else is not badass. This reclaim party sucks.
17:34: Only one dwarf who likes rum in prefer3ences, Peregar gets to be a girl/
17:35: Pressed wrong button for several minutesa, I think, I'm hammered
17:35: Girls girls evertywhwere
17:36 - Can't work control;s again
217:39; - I live alpacas. This not backspacing is hard.
17:41 - ALways need cheesedoprfs whgy not
17:542: CONTROLS ARWE A CONSPIRACTY
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From the same thread, after an adventurer tried to explore a previous site:
I'm just surprised the half players are as coherent as they are with the amount they drink (four shots before loading the game, two drinks while loading the game, several drinks during the game, etc.)Scruffy wrote:The whole place was full of dead dwarves, dead crundles and abandoned (living) babies (found 4 just sitting on the ground).
My deviantArt account, in case anyone cares.DSMatticus wrote:I sort my leisure activities into a neat and manageable categorized hierarchy, then ignore it and dick around on the internet.
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I really like the Hobbit movie, including the MLP reference with one of the ponies. I am a bit shamed at the number of maneuvers done that would never be allowed in a D&D game; Bilbo's hide check against the goblins when they were all captured being the most egregious.
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Actually, I liked it: If you'll remember, when Gandalf is explaining to the Company why they should take Bilbo, he says that hobbits can make themselves go unnoticed when they wanted to. This is in the book as well. I've always took this to mean it was some kind of magicy ability unique to hobbits.virgil wrote:Bilbo's hide check against the goblins when they were all captured being the most egregious.
So, that's what Bilbo did. He made himself invisible unnoticed when the goblins were doing their thang.
Also, is it me, or are the hobbit feet much bigger than they were in the LOTR movies? I swear, it looked like they were wearing hairy clown shoes.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Virgil's talking about how it wouldn't work in D&D specifically, because the Hide rules are super fucked up in that.
Also, Thorin reminded me of Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak, only shorter and less of an asshole.
Also, Thorin reminded me of Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak, only shorter and less of an asshole.
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
It explicitly isn't. There isn't really explanation for it beyond 'they're small and super good at it,' but Tolkien was pretty strict on 'things that are magic' and 'things that aren't magic,' even if the latter includes things that aren't actually doable. Though apparently everyone in the world can mutter 'spells of opening' at doors, but since this never, ever works, it was apparently ok.Shrapnel wrote: This is in the book as well. I've always took this to mean it was some kind of magicy ability unique to hobbits.
The best example of this sort of thing was the elven cloaks given to the fellowship in Lothlorien, when one of the hobbits is all 'Ooo, magic cloak?' and the elf's response is 'You just asked if blue was inverted tuesday. It is just really nice. Fucking crazy mortals.'
This is basically how I want "mundane" stuff to be in a game. "Did you just magically grasp a flame and pound it into the shape of a sword with a gold handle?" "What the fuck? No, I grabbed a flame and forged it into a sword. Fuck man, what's magical about that?"Voss wrote:The best example of this sort of thing was the elven cloaks given to the fellowship in Lothlorien, when one of the hobbits is all 'Ooo, magic cloak?' and the elf's response is 'You just asked if blue was inverted tuesday. It is just really nice. Fucking crazy mortals.'
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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According to the artbook of the movie, yes the hobbit's feet are bigger this movie.Shrapnel wrote: Also, is it me, or are the hobbit feet much bigger than they were in the LOTR movies? I swear, it looked like they were wearing hairy clown shoes.
Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.