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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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That's just perfect, and I say that as a fan of Dark Sun.
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Gnosticism Is A Hoot wrote:That's just perfect, and I say that as a fan of Dark Sun.
For some reason I completely disagree, and I say that as a fan of Dark Sun. Perhaps it is because I can't recall the cactus. No that image is way to happy time to really be the "you're just fucked no matter what you do" Dark Sun.
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The cactus harpooned your character, reeled them in, and then sucked their blood. That's about all I remember about that monster.
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Somehow I think it would be better to have a halfling instead of a cactus, with two stone knives saying "Are you dead yet, because I'm really hungry right now."

And the sun has to be bigger, like almost 1/4 of the frame.

The subtitle would be that famous heavy metal quote "you die; she dies... everybody dies!"
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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I think the tea party congress people are probably saying the same thing about now.
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I would change that last step to "steal all the loot and teleport out."
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Nice idea, not so great implementation.
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What kills me is there really was an Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man in comics.

And an Elemental Lad.
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--The horror of Mario

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Prak_Anima wrote:I would change that last step to "steal all the loot and teleport out."
If you can teleport, then why not just teleport in?

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