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There were reported posts? I never received the e-mails from the system...

* adds that to his ever-expanding to-do list *
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fbmf wrote:Checking in.

I just won the onboard bartending contest. I got an ersatz gold medal, a hat, and, most importantly, $21.00 in free booze.

Cheers!

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What is an onboard bartending contest? Is that where you have to temporarily put away the sodomy and the lash?

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Yeah, the error 111 happens when reporting, too.

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I think I know what it is. I've been experimenting with server and forum settings over on Nifty, since the same problem exists there.
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Frank,

I am very intoxicated, so I hope this post makes sense.

You had the opportunity to square off against four other guests at making a drink. You were judged on:

1) Flair (I suck atthis, even after 6 years of bartending)

2) Drink Taste / Presentation

I won with 107 points from the judges. The sorority whore with huge boobs and zero bartending XP got 106 points.

No shit. Cause life is fair.

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Z,

There were three. I took care of them.

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fbmf wrote:Frank,

I am very intoxicated, so I hope this post makes sense.

You had the opportunity to square off against four other guests at making a drink. You were judged on:

1) Flair (I suck atthis, even after 6 years of bartending)

2) Drink Taste / Presentation

I won with 107 points from the judges. The sorority whore with huge boobs and zero bartending XP got 106 points.

No shit. Cause life is fair.

Game On,
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Yeah, but that 1 point makes a whole world of difference. Congrats.
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so flair now means huge boobs. I can see that.
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Hey, even a novice can make a tasty drink now and again.

...But yeah, boobs x-x

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To be fair, boobs are pretty awesome.
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Koumei wrote:To be fair, boobs are pretty awesome.
Agreed.
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Hell, boobs in general are, big or small.
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Prak_Anima wrote:Hell, boobs in general are, big or small.
Didn't you hear the Aussie government? Liking small boobs makes you a pedo.

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Post by Draco_Argentum »

Cynic wrote:so flair now means huge boobs. I can see that.
Cock is good but its a lot more difficult to show off without getting arrested.
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Cynic wrote:so flair now means huge boobs. I can see that.
Put's a whole different spin on the "pieces of flair" bit in Office Space, huh?

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FrankTrollman wrote:
Prak_Anima wrote:Hell, boobs in general are, big or small.
Didn't you hear the Aussie government? Liking small boobs makes you a pedo.

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who the fuck listens to the Aussie government? Especially outside of australia.
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I am off to Mexico Saturday. I will return Thursday. As usual, I will check in when I can. Try not to destroy the place while I am gone.

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Checking in. There are not currently any reported posts or PMs for me.

Y'all be good for a few more days.

I will check in again when I can.

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Checking in. There are not currently any reported posts or PMs for me.

We will be back home late Thursday or early Friday.

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Didn't expect to be able to check back in, but the Port of Galveston is closed due to bad weather, so my ship is stuck out in the Gulf at the moment.

In theory, we'll be home sometime tonight.

As of now, no PMs or Reports.

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Still stuck out in the Gulf. At least the bars are open.

No reported posts or PMs at this time. Still looking at getting in late tonight.

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Post by Maxus »

Hurricane.

In theory is right. Don't be surprised if you get home tomorrow night.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I just heard from fbmf. he asked me to let everybodycknow that he's still stuck and is now without Internet access. they expect to get back tomorrow some time.
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I'm back. Thanks, Z.

Koumei, you are too kind.

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