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Zherog
Knight-Baron
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by Zherog » Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:22 pm
There were reported posts? I never received the e-mails from the system...
* adds that to his ever-expanding to-do list *
You can't fix stupid.
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." ~ Jackie Robinson
Username17
Serious Badass
Posts: 29894 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by Username17 » Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:47 pm
fbmf wrote: Checking in.
I just won the onboard bartending contest. I got an ersatz gold medal, a hat, and, most importantly, $21.00 in free booze.
Cheers!
Game On,
fbmf
What is an onboard bartending contest? Is that where you have to temporarily put away the sodomy and the lash?
-Username17
Crissa
King
Posts: 6720 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
Location: Santa Cruz
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by Crissa » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:38 pm
Yeah, the error 111 happens when reporting, too.
-Crissa
Zherog
Knight-Baron
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by Zherog » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:21 pm
I think I know what it is. I've been experimenting with server and forum settings over on Nifty, since the same problem exists there.
You can't fix stupid.
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." ~ Jackie Robinson
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
Posts: 2590 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by fbmf » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:45 pm
Frank,
I am very intoxicated, so I hope this post makes sense.
You had the opportunity to square off against four other guests at making a drink. You were judged on:
1) Flair (I suck atthis, even after 6 years of bartending)
2) Drink Taste / Presentation
I won with 107 points from the judges. The sorority whore with huge boobs and zero bartending XP got 106 points.
No shit. Cause life is fair.
Game On,
fbmf
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
Posts: 2590 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by fbmf » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:46 pm
Z,
There were three. I took care of them.
Game On,
fbmf
CatharzGodfoot
King
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Location: North Carolina
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by CatharzGodfoot » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:30 pm
fbmf wrote: Frank,
I am very intoxicated, so I hope this post makes sense.
You had the opportunity to square off against four other guests at making a drink. You were judged on:
1) Flair (I suck atthis, even after 6 years of bartending)
2) Drink Taste / Presentation
I won with 107 points from the judges. The sorority whore with huge boobs and zero bartending XP got 106 points.
No shit. Cause life is fair.
Game On,
fbmf
Yeah, but that 1 point makes a whole world of difference. Congrats.
The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor from stealing bread, begging and sleeping under bridges.
-Anatole France
Mount Flamethrower on rear
Drive in reverse
Win Game.
-Josh Kablack
Cynic
Prince
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by Cynic » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:48 pm
so flair now means huge boobs. I can see that.
Ancient History wrote: We were working on Street Magic , and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
Crissa
King
Posts: 6720 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
Location: Santa Cruz
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by Crissa » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:01 pm
Hey, even a novice can make a tasty drink now and again.
...But yeah, boobs x-x
-Crissa
Koumei
Serious Badass
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Location: South Ausfailia
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by Koumei » Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:36 am
To be fair, boobs are pretty awesome.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote: There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Maxus
Overlord
Posts: 7645 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by Maxus » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:29 am
Koumei wrote: To be fair, boobs are pretty awesome.
Agreed.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Prak
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by Prak » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:24 am
Hell, boobs in general are, big or small.
Username17
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by Username17 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:47 am
Prak_Anima wrote: Hell, boobs in general are, big or small.
Didn't you hear the Aussie government? Liking small boobs makes you a pedo.
-Username17
Draco_Argentum
Duke
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by Draco_Argentum » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:11 am
Cynic wrote: so flair now means huge boobs. I can see that.
Cock is good but its a lot more difficult to show off without getting arrested.
RobbyPants
King
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by RobbyPants » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:55 am
Cynic wrote: so flair now means huge boobs. I can see that.
Put's a whole different spin on the "pieces of flair" bit in Office Space, huh?
"Joanna, 15 pieces is the
minimum ."
Prak
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by Prak » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:17 pm
FrankTrollman wrote: Prak_Anima wrote: Hell, boobs in general are, big or small.
Didn't you hear the Aussie government? Liking small boobs makes you a pedo.
-Username17
who the fuck listens to the Aussie government? Especially outside of australia.
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
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by fbmf » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:34 am
I am off to Mexico Saturday. I will return Thursday. As usual, I will check in when I can. Try not to destroy the place while I am gone.
Game On,
fbmf
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
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by fbmf » Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:24 am
Checking in. There are not currently any reported posts or PMs for me.
Y'all be good for a few more days.
I will check in again when I can.
Game on,
fbmf
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
Posts: 2590 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by fbmf » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:22 pm
Checking in. There are not currently any reported posts or PMs for me.
We will be back home late Thursday or early Friday.
Game on,
fbmf
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
Posts: 2590 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by fbmf » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:25 pm
Didn't expect to be able to check back in, but the Port of Galveston is closed due to bad weather, so my ship is stuck out in the Gulf at the moment.
In theory, we'll be home sometime tonight.
As of now, no PMs or Reports.
Game On,
fbmf
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
Posts: 2590 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by fbmf » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:20 pm
Still stuck out in the Gulf. At least the bars are open.
No reported posts or PMs at this time. Still looking at getting in late tonight.
Game On,
fbmf
Maxus
Overlord
Posts: 7645 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by Maxus » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:31 pm
Hurricane.
In theory is right. Don't be surprised if you get home tomorrow night.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Zherog
Knight-Baron
Posts: 910 Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 pm
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by Zherog » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:20 pm
I just heard from fbmf. he asked me to let everybodycknow that he's still stuck and is now without Internet access. they expect to get back tomorrow some time.
You can't fix stupid.
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." ~ Jackie Robinson
fbmf
The Great Fence Builder
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by fbmf » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:59 am
I'm back. Thanks, Z.
Koumei, you are too kind.
Game On,
fbmf
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