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Oh, my relationship is totally committed. We're getting married in the near future, living together indefinitely, maybe having one or two babies when we're thirty...
I'm just also making out with other girls. First, because my fiancee's school is far away, and second, because making out requires less effort on my part than NOT making out.
EDIT: Also lesbianism. I dunno, it never appealed to me either.
I'm just also making out with other girls. First, because my fiancee's school is far away, and second, because making out requires less effort on my part than NOT making out.
EDIT: Also lesbianism. I dunno, it never appealed to me either.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th wrote:Here's a question: Why are men obsessed with lesbianism? Every guy I know gets excited to the point of whipping it out and starting to fap right there when they see or hear about it.
I’ll start this with the notion that I don’t get “excited” at the mention of lesbianism. Never the less, there is an element in erotic lesbianism that is identical (at least from a man’s perspective) to heterosexual eroticism from a man’s perspective. To understand this, (and since, damn it, this is a gaming board) I will defer to the wisdom of a famous character of Fritz Leiber, the Gray Mouser. In one story, the Mouser, who is somehow magically transported underground from Rhyme Isle to Lankhmar where he winds up magically viewing the bedroom of the Wererat Hisvet, who is erotically playing (in a master/slave relationship) with her two female servants.
Given his current situation, as well as several near death experiences being trapped underground and a near escape from death’s sister pain, he muses on why he finds watching the threesome so fascinating. I don’t have the actual paperback in front of me, but the gist of the argument was that since he found the naked female form so attractive, he could, on one level, appreciate when someone else had a similar attraction even if that someone else was also female.
(Side note: The implications that it is Leiber and not Tolkien that is the source and core of fantasy role playing has a lot of implications that are generally ignored. Leiber could write erotic fantasy with the best of them. While this is not as obvious in Gygax’s works, we owe him a debt of gratitude for the great “Shadra the Castrator” in he Arduin Grimoire … and if you think the fascination with lesbian eroticism is odd the fascination with homosexual erotica combined with personal threats to ones own genitalia is also odd … note in the above reference the encounter between the Gray Mouser and Pain is in that type of erotic genre.)
Now we can get into the fundamental difference between erotica and porn. Erotica is all in the mind; porn is basically a spectator sport. This is where it gets interesting, since we are dealing with two females, the erotica/porn boundary can shift erotica right into lesbian porn, since there is no clear substitute for the self in the twosome. Sure these are two girls who wouldn’t touch you with a two foot pole (unless they are bi … suspension of disbelief is critical here and threesomes are very erotic) but most erotica requires a suspension of disbelief anyway.
Given his current situation, as well as several near death experiences being trapped underground and a near escape from death’s sister pain, he muses on why he finds watching the threesome so fascinating. I don’t have the actual paperback in front of me, but the gist of the argument was that since he found the naked female form so attractive, he could, on one level, appreciate when someone else had a similar attraction even if that someone else was also female.
(Side note: The implications that it is Leiber and not Tolkien that is the source and core of fantasy role playing has a lot of implications that are generally ignored. Leiber could write erotic fantasy with the best of them. While this is not as obvious in Gygax’s works, we owe him a debt of gratitude for the great “Shadra the Castrator” in he Arduin Grimoire … and if you think the fascination with lesbian eroticism is odd the fascination with homosexual erotica combined with personal threats to ones own genitalia is also odd … note in the above reference the encounter between the Gray Mouser and Pain is in that type of erotic genre.)
Now we can get into the fundamental difference between erotica and porn. Erotica is all in the mind; porn is basically a spectator sport. This is where it gets interesting, since we are dealing with two females, the erotica/porn boundary can shift erotica right into lesbian porn, since there is no clear substitute for the self in the twosome. Sure these are two girls who wouldn’t touch you with a two foot pole (unless they are bi … suspension of disbelief is critical here and threesomes are very erotic) but most erotica requires a suspension of disbelief anyway.
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Yes! Thank you! I have long held the belief that old-school D&D owes a far greater debt to Fafhrd & the Gray Mouser than it does to Frodo & Samwise. For example, the Thieves Guild plays a prominent role in several stories, and seems to have been lifted almost whole-cloth into D&D. Sure, LotR gave us Orcs and Elves and Dwarves and Trolls, and all that guff, but that's more of a plagiarism issue than anything else. Thematically, you can't go wrong when designing a low-magic low-fantasy campaign if you look to Nehwon for inspiration.tzor wrote:The implications that it is Leiber and not Tolkien that is the source and core of fantasy role playing has a lot of implications that are generally ignored.
Tzor: Have you read Swords Against the Shadowland? As a general rule, classic literary series that have been picked up by a modern author make me want to puke, but this book left me pleasantly surprised. It didn't have nearly the poetry that Leiber gives to his prose, but it captured the tone well. And there were even a few inspired moments, such as a great scene about a third of the way into it in which Fafhrd has a misadventure running through the alleys of Lanhkmar, buck naked, equipped with his only his greatsword.
Orcs, elfs, dwarfs and trolls were around long before Tolkien.
Play the game, not the rules.
good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
No he didn't. He just brought them together from other places into one world.
Play the game, not the rules.
good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
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See, here's the thing. If I pick up a book and read on the dust jacket that it's about "elves" it really could mean any of a number of things. Are these the elves that are two feet tall, with little blue wings that grant wishes? Are these the elves that steal your babies out of their cribs and transport them to Faerie to be raised for ten years, which is only one week in the real world? Are these Dragaeran elves? Santa's little elves? Mythology is full of them, from all over the map. It was Tolkein that codified "elves" in the way that modern D&D players think of them - slender, mysterious, ageless, beautiful in an overly-sexualized way, but esssentially no more different from humans than the crinkly-forehead-species-of-the-week was on Star Trek. And if you look at, say, dwarves in Norse mythology, you can see that they have more in common thematically with D&D drow than with D&D dwarves. It was Tolkein's version of demi-humans that was lifted straight into Dungeons & Dragons, and thusly many kids these days don't think to look any farther than that for inspiration.
No, but I'll definitely look into it (actually I one clicked it) because after all my writing for NaNoWriMo I'm going to need some reading material in Devember.CryptoSolipsist wrote:Tzor: Have you read Swords Against the Shadowland?
First and foremost, word creep is everywhere. One cannot find a simple definition for any fantasy creature from a historical perspective and names are often given local meanings or are mapped to other names in a haphazard manner.CryptoSolipsist wrote:See, here's the thing. If I pick up a book and read on the dust jacket that it's about "elves" it really could mean any of a number of things.
The Etymology of elf gives us clues to why such a problem might arise as it is a corruption of words going back to Old Norse. Does it come from the Latin albus (white) or the Greek alphos (a white skin disease) or even the Welsh elfydd (earth)? Complex this is and like most fantasy words (with the exception for unique creatures) confusing.
Webster is, however adamant in the two definitions of the word and whatever that definition is; it ain’t Tolkien.
Finally, let’s consider this one question. What is a Tolkien Elf? I would suggest that there at least two types of Tolkien Elves. The first is the Tolkien Elf as told through the Hobbit; able to walk on the snow without leaving a trace while everyone else sinks into it. The second is the LOTR Tolkien Elf, who is more down to earth and not as fey like.1 : a mythical diminutive being in human form endowed with magical powers and given to beneficial or mischievous interference in human affairs : FAIRY, SPRITE, PIXIE
2 a : a small being or creature : DWARF; especially : a small usually playful or prankish child <the school yard teemed with running, shouting, laughing elves> <a little child, a limber elf -- S.T.Coleridge> b : a mischievous, sly, or malicious person
AD&D clearly had the “Tolkien” grab, but the original D&D where elves were basically a class is debatable, especially since at that time, the notion of elf was also corrupted by comparison to Star Trek (elf as fantasy Vulcan). Gygax’s gnomes originally fit the build of the classic Norse Dwarves.
AD&D grabbed a setting that was prototypical Tolkien but the theme was more or less Fritz Leiber, Robert Howard, and some of the others like C.L. moore, and Moorcock.
I don't mean Moorcock in the sense that you have Jerry Cornelius stories but more on the themes of Stormbringer and such.
I don't mean Moorcock in the sense that you have Jerry Cornelius stories but more on the themes of Stormbringer and such.
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Does anyone here know the difference between hydrocortisone and hydrocortisone acetate?
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Not familiar with hydrocortisone itself, but "acetate" would mean that it's essentially dissolved in vinegar - or possibly chemically bonded to the acetic acid.Maj wrote:Does anyone here know the difference between hydrocortisone and hydrocortisone acetate?
Either way, it sounds like the difference is how the chemical is packaged and delivered to the body.
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The doctor told me the get some hydrocortisone cream for my son and the two different kinds were sitting next to each other on the shelf at the store. I have no idea if there's a difference in efficacy, use (there doesn't seem to be on the package), and my googling isn't bringing up any good answers to the question.
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I know the Acetyl group in Aspirin makes it less damaging to the stomach lining (Not harmless, but less harsh than straight salicylic acid would be). Perhaps that is why they did it? (Or not, I'm not sure of anything in hydrocortisone that would need buffering like that.)
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There's a difference between adding an acetyl group to a molecule and adding acetate to the solution. Acetate is just the conjugate base of vinegar.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I know the Acetyl group in Aspirin makes it less damaging to the stomach lining (Not harmless, but less harsh than straight salicylic acid would be). Perhaps that is why they did it? (Or not, I'm not sure of anything in hydrocortisone that would need buffering like that.)
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Ah, right. I scraped by 2nd semester chem with a C and a lot of that stuff escaped me.FrankTrollman wrote:There's a difference between adding an acetyl group to a molecule and adding acetate to the solution. Acetate is just the conjugate base of vinegar.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I know the Acetyl group in Aspirin makes it less damaging to the stomach lining (Not harmless, but less harsh than straight salicylic acid would be). Perhaps that is why they did it? (Or not, I'm not sure of anything in hydrocortisone that would need buffering like that.)
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So it should work just as well? Because it's not doing a damned thing, and I'm wondering if I need to buy the plain hydrocortisone versus the hydrocortisone acetate.
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I had often heard that over-the-counter medicines are uniformly useless because the government is so scared we're going to use them to get high. The only effects that a medicine could have is make you sleep or get you hyped up. This is on purpose.
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You know, in regards to that rumor, what is the basis for our societal beef against altered states of mind?
I mean, I don't use drugs and rarely drink excessively, but I don't particularly see anything inherently wrong with such things. However, I have a guilty pleasure in reading various advice columnists (Dan Savage, Prudie, Margo, etc) and, with the exception of Savage, the comments section is filled with the most obnoxious collection of hate-edge, pro-prohibition, uptight prudes I've ever seen. And, even beyond the rightful indignation towards fucking up your life, or the lives of your loved ones, is the senseless wrath towards anyone that acknowledges that sometimes it's nice just to relax and get your buzz on. WTF is up with this? Is this just a skewed perception?
I mean, I don't use drugs and rarely drink excessively, but I don't particularly see anything inherently wrong with such things. However, I have a guilty pleasure in reading various advice columnists (Dan Savage, Prudie, Margo, etc) and, with the exception of Savage, the comments section is filled with the most obnoxious collection of hate-edge, pro-prohibition, uptight prudes I've ever seen. And, even beyond the rightful indignation towards fucking up your life, or the lives of your loved ones, is the senseless wrath towards anyone that acknowledges that sometimes it's nice just to relax and get your buzz on. WTF is up with this? Is this just a skewed perception?
Scheduled drugs are annoying because it requires me to call/see the doctor everytime I want a refill script. Granted, this makes me seems as someone too lazy to make a phone call. But it's absurd to have some drugs not allow the same refill procedures as the rest of them.
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