Roflcopter Campaign

[Ravyn Dawnbringer]

So, this is more a test of my ability to think shiz up on the fly and encourage player creativity while having some laughs too. So, without further ado,

The Premise!

The characters are supposed to be saving the princess of philly, the lady sluthoe, thereby protecting her virtue from the evil badguymcevil, saving the world in the process. There will be cheap rip-offs of every major and well known quest I can think of ("Oh hey, remember that cursed ring of invisibility you have? The lolcano is right beside you" "Oh cool. I toss it in.") And the bbeg's cult will be made up of douchebags. Orange-skinned, squirrel haired, popped collar douchebags. ????. Profit.

The party!

Currently we have:
The dwarven drunken master/barbarian Hilde
The T-rex thief acrobat with a jetpack St. Chompenstein
The Halfling boogiewoman Glorp the terrorizer
The Spehss mehrine/ass mehrin/chaplain HERESY!
and the ice cube reskinned ice mage, Dr. Tran.

More on this as it continues. Any hilarious plot hooks? I'm thinking more cereal adventuring than a long epic.

P.S. Starting level 12, no ecks pee

[Rejakor]

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I like that the title accurately sums up the content of the thread, though.