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by Roy
Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: We need new terms for DMF and Vanilla Action Hero.
Replies: 57
Views: 12018

Likening the use of that word by the Paizils to the use of nazi symbolism in the real world isn't as far off as you think. Still not the same thing, but in both cases you have people doing stupid things to deliberately offend, and others shunning association with those things and anything related. S...
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:04 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: We need new terms for DMF and Vanilla Action Hero.
Replies: 57
Views: 12018

Smurf is fucking perfect, yeah. -Username17 No, it's terrible, because mentioning that word randomly makes this place just like the Paizil boards. ...why? Have you ever read their forums? Hint: They randomly use that word. A lot. They even have something coded into their board software to encourage...
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spells You Never Cast
Replies: 93
Views: 19664

...What the fuck? Illusionary Script isn't just a means to guard spellbooks. I mean it is, but it's also a save or lose with a duration of DAYS. Go read the description again. Then get yourself a nice jacket. You're thinking of the Sepia Snake Sigil. Illusory Script is just a save vs. GTFO that las...
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:57 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: We need new terms for DMF and Vanilla Action Hero.
Replies: 57
Views: 12018

FrankTrollman wrote:Smurf is fucking perfect, yeah.

-Username17
No, it's terrible, because mentioning that word randomly makes this place just like the Paizil boards.
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Worst Games You've Ever Played/Heard About
Replies: 33
Views: 11871

That's pretty bad. So many bad games come from different player/MC expectations. You'd think that it would be a good idea to say "I want to play X" and then get an MC that buys into that concept. So, were these guys just idiots, or were they out to Prove You Wrong? The guy, singular, was ...
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:56 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spells You Never Cast
Replies: 93
Views: 19664

...What the fuck? Illusionary Script isn't just a means to guard spellbooks. I mean it is, but it's also a save or lose with a duration of DAYS.

Go read the description again. Then get yourself a nice jacket.
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

Slade wrote:I think he included your name because he respects you. Sort of an honor he is bestowing.
Right...
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:46 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

DragonChild wrote:
Vnonymous wrote:I think Roy's coinages are shitty and dumb, but Failroy has to take the cake for the dumbest new compound word of the year
That was kind of the point. I was trying to be a Roy parody, but I guess it didn't come across overly well.
Still wondering what the fuck any of that has to do with me.
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:14 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: We need new terms for DMF and Vanilla Action Hero.
Replies: 57
Views: 12018

Lago PARANOIA wrote:
Roy wrote:Beatstick. Simple, straightforward, and to the point.
I don't like that term because it lets Sokka and Batman and Starfire escape the epithet while also accidentally including Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Cyborg.
How do you figure that?
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:06 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

DragonChild wrote:Learn 2 designer, failroy. And now you've been smited, failroy.
Dude, wtf?
by Roy
Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:02 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: We need new terms for DMF and Vanilla Action Hero.
Replies: 57
Views: 12018

Beatstick. Simple, straightforward, and to the point.
by Roy
Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:53 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

Smiting (at least Den-style) only works when you outnumber the target. Even then, it's a toss up whether they actually change their position, just stop talking about it, or get angry and leave. It can be entertaining, at least. But some threads here have way the fuck too much - like pouring a whole...
by Roy
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

That's funny, because it's worked before, multiple times. Sure, it makes Ferrous Cranuses not change, but then again everything else does the same thing to them, and smiting them at least makes it clear their behavior is unacceptable, and also marks them as undesirable so that other people can disr...
by Roy
Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

There's a Tome feat for that.
by Roy
Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:48 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

That's funny, because it's worked before, multiple times. Sure, it makes Ferrous Cranuses not change, but then again everything else does the same thing to them, and smiting them at least makes it clear their behavior is unacceptable, and also marks them as undesirable so that other people can disre...
by Roy
Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:57 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Critical Hits (any system)
Replies: 27
Views: 6004

How are critical hits a trap if players are the only one getting them? Even if players are the only ones getting them (and I'm not sure how this came up, because I didn't mention it) one of two things happen. 1: You can kill it by straight up DPS. The crits are wasted. So are any resources you devo...
by Roy
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:33 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Critical Hits (any system)
Replies: 27
Views: 6004

Critical hits are a trap, and something to be avoided, even if you are a player, and you're the one getting them.
by Roy
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:20 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

Psychic Robot wrote:
You'll feel better once you start smiting them.
Disagree. That just results in greater quantities of fail and threadlock.
Smiting cures fail. And cancer. You should know that.
by Roy
Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:38 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 151776

Is that the part where it tells you to get the blue key for the blue door, or the part where it tells you that they were too lazy to write rules, even though writing their rules is their entire fucking job, and the only reason they get paid, so they said herp derp make it yourself?
by Roy
Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:34 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

Datawolf wrote:Thanks for being merciful. Once again I apologise for lowering the quality of this thread. I've stopped crying now.

Just breathe... the Paizils can't hurt you anymore... just breathe...
You'll feel better once you start smiting them.
by Roy
Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 151776

Winnah wrote:
Roy wrote:Fail.

Also, Darwinism needs to be a victim of his own name. He is clearly unfit for the gene pool, and certainly not the gaming community.
Hi Welcome!
Fail again. You're doing it wrong. Also, don't do it right. You'll annoy the fence building mother fucker.
by Roy
Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 151776

Winnah wrote:oh. Hi Welcome!
Fail.

Also, Darwinism needs to be a victim of his own name. He is clearly unfit for the gene pool, and certainly not the gaming community.
by Roy
Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Math That "Just Works"
Replies: 143
Views: 32169

Ah. So the primary barrier to entry is "Make sure the boss doesn't TPK you before you can react"? Well yes, that's a very real possibility as they will have very high speed and a lot of damage even vs max level characters. If your healer goes after the boss, you can't react properly to he...
by Roy
Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:24 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1670798

The thing about low Cha is the only difference between 3.5 and PF there is in PF you'll have 1 less Cha, because it gives you 2 more bonus points for no real loss. That's all there is really. Otherwise, it's the typical Paizil Fuckwit mindset, where doing anything they don't like, be it having a low...
by Roy
Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 151776

God do you guys seriously refer to us as 4rries?? Do you not realize how dumb that makes you Sound? Yes, I'll give you this sole point, that's quite insulting to furries. Nah, I always took it as a combo of 4th edition and sorry = aka, apologetics, not furries. Because they invariably show up to bo...