The Gaming Den

I know nothing of Touhou, but I like side-scrollers and games with cute animu girls as the protagonists. I'd get it.

Hmm. They don't seem to have Bionicle parts. Some Technic, tho...

So, I've been rebuilding all of the Bionicles I've accumulated over the years, since they've all ended up disassembled for one reason or another. I've been able to fully rebuild almost all of them, but I am missing a fair few pieces, especially from the older sets. Is there a place I can buy individ...

I am simultaneously repulsed and aroused, and I'm not sure how to feel about that. Damn you, AH!

I think I'm like the only person on earth that likes Monopoly as-is. Do I just have poor taste or something? Is there something wrong with wanting to waste 10 hours playing a board game? (The answer is yes.) Anyway, a variant houserule that I've often used is to set a limit on how much cash is earne...

See, this is why I only eat the classic flavored skittles. You never get any nasty surprises in the red bags. ... except for that time an ant got inside the bag somehow and I accidentally ate it, not knowing it was there until I tasted something EXTREMELY bitter. Then I had to have my stomach pumped...

NO

What made you go looking for them in the first place?!

I have to say that I don't have a lot of sympathy. You suffered catastrophic system failure and still have half your save games, and you're... blazing mad at the company who retained those saves? Did they also fail to send you candy and a stripper? For the record, it's also very easy to believe tha...

It died. It was run over by a vintage Bentley (truly). Can you believe that that isn't covered by Nintendo's warranty?! Asshats. Had to buy a whole new system.

What type would that be? I'm thinkin' something like Poison/Dark or Dark/Ghost.

This is hardly news, but... I fucking hate Nintendo. Smash the fuckers, wipe them up, shove them off the face of the earth. MASH THE DIRTY RED SCUM, KICK 'EM IN THE TEETH WHERE IT HURTS! KILL! KILL! KILL! THE FILTHY COMMUNIST BASTARDS, I HATE 'EM! I HATE 'EM! AAARGH! AAARGH! I got a new Switch. I di...

Maybe Wendy's saw that KFC had made a Colonel Sanders dating sim game and thought to themselves, "We can do worse."

Ancient History wrote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winged_helmet

Well that looks impractical as fuck.

Isn’t that in the realm of authorial intent?

Well, according to a completely thorough Google search, Washington has EXACTLY 426 individual insects in it. So they must live in the seedier parts of the state. As for getting a live tree in Boston, that involves going out somewhere to the western ass-end of Massachusetts, like Springfield or some ...

The great advantage of fake trees (besides the fact that you don’t have to throw it out) is that there aren’t any nasty insects hiding in them waiting to infest your home. We had that happen one year when we brought back a corker of a tree. A whole continent’s worth of beetles and moths invaded our ...

Gelflings scared the fuck out of me when I saw it as a kid, they still scare the fuck out of me now. Waay too uncanny valley for my tastes.

Really great puppetry, though.

radthemad4 wrote:If someone's a sticker or assist trophy doesn't that sort of imply they're not going to become playable?

A man can dream.

C'moon Shantae!

I would love to see a Star Trek/Wars crossover. Throw in Doctor Who and you'll have the Big Three of Sci-Fi nerd-dom. I'd watch the shit outta that.

Am I losing my mind or did someone sculpt Cthulu as a vagina?

Andy is not nine. It is an ageless, sexless entity that transcends age, sex, gender and tax bracket. He was old when the earth was young. He is empty on the inside. He wants your soul. He will and has murdered trees. THAT MONSTER IS NO CHILD.

I mean... LOOK AT IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Fuck you Andy from the first Toy Story is the most sexiest Disney. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/9/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-16599-1489090486-10.png?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto&output-format...