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by zugschef
Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why is math so underrated?
Replies: 234
Views: 37763

Bear World is not a game. It's really that simple.

And you having fun pretending to play a game has nothing to do with the fact that you totally can get fucked by quantum bears if you 10-succeed on your perception roll.
by zugschef
Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:16 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why is math so underrated?
Replies: 234
Views: 37763

Isn't the real issue that numbers are a crutch in RPG design? I mean, the laziest way to design an ability in a game is to say "it's gives you a +1 on that check". Add in the random name generator and the lazy game designer can have a sizable chunk of an RPG written by just making things ...
by zugschef
Fri Nov 24, 2017 7:54 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 408455

Whipstitch wrote:I hate Betrayal so very, very much.
Why if i may ask?
by zugschef
Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:06 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: NSFW News That Makes You Laugh/Cry/Hurl/etc.
Replies: 525
Views: 138971

"The wings are not on fire."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSey8HRUhU
by zugschef
Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3801
Views: 942943

Dr_Noface wrote:Can anyone share any insight on Corbyn's brexit stance? Good? Bad?
Well, reportedly he personally was not against leaving the EU, but now he of course has to take that stance to oppose the tories.
by zugschef
Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:34 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Request] Analysis of Failed Design: d20 Skills
Replies: 100
Views: 30528

Getting rid of skill points was one of 4E's very few good ideas. Then the length of skill lists doesn't matter as long as each character has the relevant ones on his class list. You can break down disable device even further if you're bored, the rogue just needs to have that stuff on his class list....
by zugschef
Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:54 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Request] Analysis of Failed Design: d20 Skills
Replies: 100
Views: 30528

You can spend your skillpoints on stuff like survival and climb which are useful early and cry later that you didn't spend them on diplomacy or umd, or you can spend your skillpoints on diplomacy and umd and wait a few levels until you have enough ranks to do something with those skills.
by zugschef
Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Request] Analysis of Failed Design: d20 Skills
Replies: 100
Views: 30528

Skills not scaling and losing relevance or only being relevant at/after a certain level, is the same shitty design that item creation and prestige classes suffer from: lose power now for greater power later (aka an insurance deal) or gain power now for less power later (aka running a credit card). T...
by zugschef
Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:34 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Request] Analysis of Failed Design: d20 Skills
Replies: 100
Views: 30528

The craft, knowldege, profession and perform (x) skills (under 3.x rule premises) can die in a fire. For identifying monsters simply use 10+CR and let the pcs make an intelligence or wisdom check with half their level as a bonus. Doesn't work worse than stupid knowledge mechanically, but at least ac...
by zugschef
Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:36 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Request] Analysis of Failed Design: d20 Skills
Replies: 100
Views: 30528

3rd edition stumbles a bit by having both Lockpicking and Disable Device, but in most areas the skill list is functional enough. knowledge(x)? perform(x)? craft(x)? profession(x)? That makes in-game knowledge dysfunctional, fucks bards, and craft and profession are pure flavor abilities which shoul...
by zugschef
Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:19 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Request] Analysis of Failed Design: d20 Skills
Replies: 100
Views: 30528

There is another fundamental issue with the skill system, namely the interaction of levels and hd. The hd-inflation of certain monster types and, of course, level-adjustment (in the case of pcs) breaks any opposed skill checks. I'm pretty sure that Cook and Williams simply thought you either play lo...
by zugschef
Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:54 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1682721

I've never understood this urge to nerf things. It's like these people don't want you to have fun with something the don't like. From a design standpoint I'd argue it's almost always better to improve something else instead of hitting stuff with the nerf bat. And I'm not talking about broken mechani...
by zugschef
Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:50 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5th Edition Is A Mess
Replies: 206
Views: 56239

So what you're saying is that you basically totally agree that 4E is a shitty rpg.
by zugschef
Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:34 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5th Edition Is A Mess
Replies: 206
Views: 56239

Ghremdal wrote:My personal favorite example for how little thought was put into the rules is the potion of elemental resistance where you roll a d10 to determine what resistance it gives WHEN YOU DRINK THE POTION!
Hilarious :D
by zugschef
Sun Dec 25, 2016 4:31 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Is 3.5 the best edition of D&D currently out there?
Replies: 46
Views: 10272

DR serves mostly for world building. At the end of the day, it specifies that some creatures are vulnerable to mid level adventuring parties , so creating societies that need PC-type heroes to survive. Compare and contrast to 5e, where town militias seem to actually do their job and keep the place ...
by zugschef
Sat May 07, 2016 8:06 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Big Skills
Replies: 372
Views: 35936

What happens if you'd replace every die roll in dnd 3.x with a constant 10?
by zugschef
Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:52 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 408455

They could simply make a new edition of AD&D and not declare 5E officially dead.
by zugschef
Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:37 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Big Skills
Replies: 372
Views: 35936

For the players there is no difference if the secret treasure room is generated before or after the search check, or did I miss something? The result is the same: Success -> moar treasure; Failure -> no treasure.
by zugschef
Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:42 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

In D&D? Dragons. But it takes away one of the dragon's advantages, namely flight. A dragon and a closet troll in a closet is something completely different than a dragon and a closet troll under the open sky. And as far as I am concerned, that was the only claim. And it's tautologically correct...
by zugschef
Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

At least, that is the actual military experience of the past century. But thats only because our airplanes are not transformers who can land and walk around! Eh, what I'm trying to say. How is the actual Military experience applicable to an Fantasy world, where the flying things also might be tanks...
by zugschef
Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:51 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

But for everyone else watching what I suspect is now an inevitable REALIZARMZ wank degeneration that this thread will become, as a general rule when someone starts trying to use the word "verisimilitude" in their realizarmz wank as part of an elaborate RPG design argument they almost inev...
by zugschef
Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:50 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

maglag wrote:Put into simple terms, why is alright for a flier to take off to the skies when a troll charges at him, but is wrong for the troll to go into hiding when the flier starts raining arrows on him?
It's not wrong to do so. But a bunch of trolls is not the adventuring party.
by zugschef
Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

Realizms is not the same as verisimilitude. Really? Because you sure as hell can't seem to tell the difference. What a witty response. If flyers conquer something (which is a normal ground-based civilization) without ever landing this does break verisimilitude unless they use some powers which actu...
by zugschef
Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:38 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

REALIZMZ REALIZMZ REALIZMZ Oh for fucks sake. Realizmz argument. A shit typical one at that. You are wrong about reality. You are more wrong than that about fantasy. You are more wrong than even that about fucking TTRPGs. I don't want to get into this shit because it's less funny than when someone ...
by zugschef
Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:01 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11484

PhoneLobster wrote:
zugschef wrote:You can't conquer or secure anything by flying. As soon as you have to do that, at some point you will need ground troops.
So THAT'S why Brian Blessed and his army of hawk men couldn't get shit done until they recruited like ONE stupid American football player.
Wait... they never landed?