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by Zaranthan
Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:23 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Design Request: Secret Test of Character
Replies: 7
Views: 3814

How about if you send the party in like a normal dungeon, but the "helper artifacts" are just keys that also act as scrying foci. The Beware Bear is watching their every move, so if they steal something, he can spring the "BZZT TRIAL FAILED" on them when they leave. If somebody a...
by Zaranthan
Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:30 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

The correct answer is a jackboot stepping on a human face forever, but that's not an option, so just start stabbing people until the situation improves.
by Zaranthan
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:53 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

Fortune favors the bold. Go save Old Man Organa.
by Zaranthan
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:50 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: "Hypothetical" Question
Replies: 17
Views: 4978

The answer is 12. I've gotten 2 PCs killed. Both PCs and about 9 NPCs were lost while travelling to the dungeon. I fucking hate Keep on the Borderlands. This asshole actually asked me if I just wanted to do "the classic thing" and use the same character sheet for a new character! Fuck no,...
by Zaranthan
Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:13 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: "Hypothetical" Question
Replies: 17
Views: 4978

Did he just describe them as large, nasty wolves or did he say "dire wolves"? Have you encountered them before without this instant-kill power? Dire wolves are CR3, is the party higher level and a pack of dire wolves would have been a pushover? Otherwise, yeah, go ahead and treat his game ...
by Zaranthan
Mon Jun 08, 2020 3:42 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

Wasn't this a scene from the crystal ball pool of scrying? Except we had a battalion of elves peppering the men with arrows. We are distinctly support-elfless, so let's not fuck with fate.

Hide and hope our backup arrives.
by Zaranthan
Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:43 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

Signet rings are for sealing letters. Unless we intend to usurp his court via the mail, there's no reason to keep it.
by Zaranthan
Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:10 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

We don't have any combat skills, so I don't like our odds in the duel. Wild mass guessing it is!
by Zaranthan
Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:25 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

Quick, abandon our fated quest in a moment of pointless greed!

Or generically ask for help and hope they just didn't want the choice to be TOO blindingly obvious.
by Zaranthan
Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:45 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Virtual Reality Gamebooks: Green Blood
Replies: 162
Views: 31476

Flash our pearly whites.
by Zaranthan
Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:11 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: RPG systems that are actually fun as games.
Replies: 71
Views: 15719

I've only seen it in games where a computer is counting your lockpicks and you have a stack of them like ammunition. TT games that mention picks breaking never seem to offer a cost to replace them, but I've seen several that treat it like "your pick breaks, which makes a loud snap, and one of t...
by Zaranthan
Fri May 29, 2020 8:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Exalted "Essence"
Replies: 9
Views: 3508

If I say "for twenty dollars, I'll give you a set of RPG rules that are better than Munchausen," and you give me twenty dollars, and I give you a copy of Exalted, you got scammed, son.
by Zaranthan
Sun May 24, 2020 6:08 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 6th Edition Speculation Begins
Replies: 31
Views: 8804

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by Zaranthan
Sat May 23, 2020 3:36 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630408

It's a physical contact thing. Transubstantiation is a touch-range Transmutation spell that requires ritual casting. Holy water blessing is also touch-range but can be done as a full-round action. I was still a practicing Catholic when I heard somebody tell a joke about blessing the entire ocean. I...
by Zaranthan
Tue May 19, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: C.O.R.E.F.A.I.L.U.R.E.
Replies: 27
Views: 8211

Well shucks, I'll have to find some other way to inflate your suffering for my enjoyment workload.
by Zaranthan
Tue May 19, 2020 7:02 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161965

I've been keeping my head firmly in the sand due to an inability to do anything about anything until the IRS stops holding my tax return over my head, but my South Carolina county (which contains an international airport) had about 200 new cases reported the other day, up from a few dozen last week.
by Zaranthan
Tue May 19, 2020 6:50 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: better armor save, penetration, modifier system for warham?
Replies: 27
Views: 4808

The Japanese units that figured out small unit skirmish tactics rushed 40-90 meters, dug trenches, and rushed further in. They did this under cover from artillery and other units firing. Observers noted most casualties were suffered at the trenchlines, not at the rushes. Love the hard data on charg...
by Zaranthan
Tue May 19, 2020 6:37 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: C.O.R.E.F.A.I.L.U.R.E.
Replies: 27
Views: 8211

Oh, I pray to whatever gods or demons may be listening, let the Darkest Dungeon system be secretly a d20 under the hood.
by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 11:25 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spirits and Songs book
Replies: 7
Views: 2461

Gotta say I like the idea. If I wasn't currently feeding my kids with the damn dole I'd chip in a bit.

Small note: your pitch video's music credit is botched. The letterbox cuts off the text.
by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 9:20 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 994166

Shatner wrote:
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Goddamn, that's one hell of a nose on him. Shit takes up like a third of his face.
Of course it is. After all, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow noes. :biggrin:
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by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 9:17 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Martial/Caster Disparity Bingo Card
Replies: 38
Views: 12236

Concentration is a kick in the balls, too. Oh, definitely. I'm not a fan of most OSR features, but "spells take effect at the beginning of your next turn, and if you get hit with a stick before then your spell goes poof" actually seems like a reasonable balance point. Heck, if nothing els...
by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 8:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What OSR book should I review next?
Replies: 10
Views: 2461

As in-game time progresses the city of Endon changes more dramatically as a few magi-scientific geniuses further innovate their pet projects...all of which will spell some kind of apocalyptic or Orwellian Doom if their excesses are not stopped/safely regulate/etc. An explanation for why the world i...
by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 2:54 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 994166

I'd be more worried about the ducks, too. This was published in the 40s, that woman is no threat at all.
by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 2:35 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Martial/Caster Disparity Bingo Card
Replies: 38
Views: 12236

Kaelik wrote:While we are living in 2007 I'll add that everyone should have magic.

Everyone's a wizard.
I once tried to run a game of Shadowrun where the Magician, Magical Adept, Adept, and Technomancer qualities were free and mandatory. Nobody felt small in the pants, but dear lord so many spirits...
by Zaranthan
Wed May 13, 2020 12:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Martial/Caster Disparity Bingo Card
Replies: 38
Views: 12236

We need a pithy way to say "getting hit with a sword ruins your spell, but doesn't stop you from swinging your own sword".