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by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:47 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Current owner of Judges Guild is a Neo-Nazi
Replies: 90
Views: 24401

Mammaries on things that aren't mammals is one of my fetishes. Lizard boobs, bird boobs, bug boobs, robo-boobs, it's all good.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:19 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Current owner of Judges Guild is a Neo-Nazi
Replies: 90
Views: 24401

I reject any take that doesn't involve scaley tiddays in some way.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:52 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Current owner of Judges Guild is a Neo-Nazi
Replies: 90
Views: 24401

I'm not really sure whether or not I want to know if elves eat their own shit. I mean, I really don't want to hear about elves eating their own shit, but if elves existed I'd like to be warned beforehand that they eat their own shit before I make out with one...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:13 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Current owner of Judges Guild is a Neo-Nazi
Replies: 90
Views: 24401

Yeah, honestly, uncircumcised is better. I disagree. I don't have a very strong preference, but I prefer the kind of dick that's going to heaven, thank you very much. However, uncircumcised ones sometimes look like they're wearing tiny jackets and that's cute. And doesn't circumcision reduce transm...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:11 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 992928

Ice cream cakes exist, and are my personal choice for my birthday.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Demon the Fallen
Replies: 31
Views: 16165

I'm just saying, a good bit of what people say here is exaggerated for comic effect. I'm used to looking at these games and finding out "Oh, there's the problem The Den had with this game, it exists but is not as bad as they made it sound".
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:13 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Random Thoughts and Musings...
Replies: 78
Views: 21723

You know, it's been 20-some years since I played Everquest. I've put up with a lot of shit from a lot of people in my life, but for the most part I don't care anymore. Except this: 20 years later, if I run into someone who says they played on the Tallon Zek server and were in Pandemonium, I will lit...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 933902

I'm an openly racist asshole who has black friends though...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Current owner of Judges Guild is a Neo-Nazi
Replies: 90
Views: 24401

Is Dutch not considered "white"? Or in his language, "white" = "white American" ? "White" was a lot more narrow back in the day. Germans, dutch, irish, scandinavians, slavs, wouldn't be considered white a hundred years ago. Considering everyone in Europe was ...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:10 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Random Thoughts and Musings...
Replies: 78
Views: 21723

I like their Summer Shandy.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:08 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 925623

I've totally been trained in gorilla warfare. https://i.imgur.com/QTagvJd.jpg No, I think he's just that mad right now. What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:08 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Random Thoughts and Musings...
Replies: 78
Views: 21723

I hate how every house in America is some version of grey or beige. I don't know if I'd paint my theoretical house with bright primary colors or deep and cool colors but either way, anything's better than boring grey or beige.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:16 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 925623

I don't have a lot of sympathy. You can avoid being brigaded by Twitter by not being on Twitter. Although I have found lots of anthro MLP dickgirl porn on Twitter, so it's not all bad. I just don't want to interact with those people.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:29 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 925623

If you wish to interpret my words as an insult that's your choice. See, this is the point where - IRL - I would proceed to pound the fucking shit out of you. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:24 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Random Thoughts and Musings...
Replies: 78
Views: 21723

fucking IPA's... I used to love craft beers until they all got together and decided EVERY FUCKING BEER NEEDS TO BE AN IPA NOW.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Demon the Fallen
Replies: 31
Views: 16165

Are they not compatible with the Demons in V:tM? Just ask, "are both games made by White Wolf?" If the answer is yes, then no, they are in no way compatible. Side note: after going on a White Wolf binge (holy crap I didn't realize how prominent wolf rape was in Werewolf, I thought that wa...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:13 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 925623

I think that's the module where a goddess makes you play twenty questions about herself? That's the one. I used to defend that one but after some more thought, even if it was less stupid than "10d6 sonic damage no save, defend yourself in any way and get turned into a demon and sent to the Aby...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:02 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Current owner of Judges Guild is a Neo-Nazi
Replies: 90
Views: 24401

Yeah, this went in an entirely different way than expected. Usually when someone calls someone else a Nazi, they mean "someone who disagrees slightly with something I believe in". Kind of surprised that this time there was actual, blatant racism. Then again, I have run across quite a few 1...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 16, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 952233

I'm running into a stumbling block while writing a series of adventures for my game. Said adventure is based roughly from Lovecraft's Dream Cycle so I'm going for a kind of dreamlike, almost faerie-tale like atmosphere. Long story short, I need some sort of creepy passphrase to give to a dangerous f...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 16, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Demon the Fallen
Replies: 31
Views: 16165

Are they not compatible with the Demons in V:tM? Just ask, "are both games made by White Wolf?" If the answer is yes, then no, they are in no way compatible. Side note: after going on a White Wolf binge (holy crap I didn't realize how prominent wolf rape was in Werewolf, I thought that wa...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:59 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 925623

After finishing a dark side walkthrough of KotOR2 I'd say the Chrono Cross comparison was right in the fact that there are too many characters. I like using different characters and I feel like I didn't get a chance to really utilize most of them. I don't agree that the plot of KOTOR1 "didn't m...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:19 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 522392

I'm legitimately learning disabled. If I want to say something or someone's retarded I will do so.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:05 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 925623

Whipstitch wrote:
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:If you wish to interpret my words as an insult that's your choice.
Bruh, if you don't get how "Autism McGee" is at the very least condescending, then you're the one with social problems. But hey, you don't have to interpret that as an insult.
No worries, I don't.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:55 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: NSFW News That Makes You Laugh/Cry/Hurl/etc.
Replies: 525
Views: 138019

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/epgb ... chaturbate

Again, 3dpd can't compete with 2d waifus.