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by hyzmarca
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:25 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

Some concessions to game design are necessary, and I don't think it's necessary to slavishly follow each bit of source material that might inspire players to try a vampire game. Edward Cullen doesn't need flight to seduce teenage girls, but if we expect him to team up with Dracula and Count Chocula...
by hyzmarca
Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

This also goes for the opposition. If you have enemies like "vampire hunters" there has to be a reason they haven't already gone public. It doesn't have to be a good reason, but it has to be something that they say in-character. So if you're going to have vampire hunters, it's best for th...
by hyzmarca
Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

I'd just break down Disciplines into a grab-bag of point buy individual powers that scale off of a universal power stat instead of set of 5-tier tracks. Then I'd give each Clan a set of powers that they get for free, which is thematically appropriate, and let players pick more powers on top of that...
by hyzmarca
Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

I'd just break down Disciplines into a grab-bag of point buy individual powers that scale off of a universal power stat instead of set of 5-tier tracks. Then I'd give each Clan a set of powers that they get for free, which is thematically appropriate, and let players pick more powers on top of that....
by hyzmarca
Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pillars and character options
Replies: 32
Views: 4771

Any PC vs PC or NPC on PC social manipulation system will devolve into combat. Simply because the use of a social manipulation system is an attack. And unless you're drastically socially superior while being physically inferior, you'll generally have better odds just pulling out your weapon and kill...
by hyzmarca
Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

Pre-history is literally before any history, that's what it fucking means . Which means your "very ancient origins" model doesn't interact positively or negatively with any historical events. It might as well happen on another world. That works. The first vampires are space aliens who lan...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jul 25, 2019 12:17 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

My fucking god, what is this bullshit? I like the idea! I like the Hunger mechanics at least in concept! I would submit that in fact the Hunger mechanics aren't merely bad in implementation, but in fact impossible to not be bad . I take it as given that whatever system of blood drinking, hunger, an...
by hyzmarca
Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 954481

Ok, admittedly this is a big broad question, and I don't expect a definitive answer, but still... A common complaint for many games is that the fluff doesn't match the rules. Is it generally wiser to try to come up with an evocative setting, and try to make rules that work for it, or to come up wit...
by hyzmarca
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:38 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: V5's Failure isn't surprising
Replies: 173
Views: 24663

Isn't rat higher on the list than uh.... surely wolf, although possibly Lamprey and Spider, depending on where you are in the world. Dracula's two animal forms are Bat and Wolf. The Vampires in Lost Boys have hell hounds to guard their suburban house during the day. It's a really common connection ...
by hyzmarca
Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:31 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Death
Replies: 53
Views: 19584

Today, I broke down because of pens. PENS! I'm learning that sometimes it's the things you didn't like the most that get you because they're all his. Ess liked to write with ball point pens that were really dull - 1.0 mm points. I'm the opposite; I like super precision points. My pens are at least ...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fixing racism in D&D (/rpgs in general)
Replies: 103
Views: 16992

This is hilariously wrong. Jewish Bankers in Harry Potter would be British just as Goblin Bankers would be. It's British Bankers either way, because the story takes place in Britain. The only question is whether the British Bankers are further distinguished by being Goblins or by being Jews . And t...
by hyzmarca
Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:52 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fixing racism in D&D (/rpgs in general)
Replies: 103
Views: 16992

Nonhumans as ethnic standins is more racist, not less. Because by doing that you are saying, intentionally or not, that those ethnicities aren't human.

But British Banker goblins are a damn sight less offensive than Jewish banker goblins, that's for sure.
by hyzmarca
Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: european fantasy cultures and how to fit them
Replies: 125
Views: 15541

Here's the thing: words are used to transmit concepts and meaning. If you make your own fantasy setting and make a species of innate geniuses who are born knowing calculus and grow up to be Athenian philosophers and mathematicians it's actually really stupid for you to call those things "Orcs&...
by hyzmarca
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 994904

Ancient History wrote:Image
This is where Tea comes from in fantasy settings that don't have an Orient.
by hyzmarca
Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: european fantasy cultures and how to fit them
Replies: 125
Views: 15541

Cham, this logic is bordering on trolling. If there is a set of n classes in a setting, a given nation can have between 2 and n of those classes. Thus multiple nations can represent the full set of n classes without any one nation being wholly representative of those n classes. And since having mor...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: european fantasy cultures and how to fit them
Replies: 125
Views: 15541

What makes something 'feel European (or specific part like vikings)' is a part of my wondering on this. Things are European because they use clichés that are pointers to European cultures. They could be Germanic sounding names, or French sounding foods, or descriptions of European houses or fucking...
by hyzmarca
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:37 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: european fantasy cultures and how to fit them
Replies: 125
Views: 15541

Ravenholm is so named because it is the homeland of a tribe of Germanic raven-men who make their homes in high places, treetops, cliff faces, and such. The Ravenmen in general are isolationist, and it is difficult for ground-bound people to reach their homesteads. Ravenholm's most well known export ...
by hyzmarca
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:21 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 494623

So why is Dark Phoenix so bad? I'm probably going to eventually watch it because it's x-men and I really enjoyed the other reboots. I know the series did a horrible job with the last Dark Phoenix, just curious how they failed this time. There are things. These things happen. Why do they happen? I d...
by hyzmarca
Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:26 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Campaign Advice] The Divine Right Of Kings (To Screw Up)
Replies: 30
Views: 5130

This GiTP thread , particularly post #20, does some analysis of how a sizable army with bows would stand up to Zariel. The army would fare poorly in a knock down drag out because Zariel can keep them at long range to impose disadvantage, take a pittance of damage and regenerate it, then kill ~50/ro...
by hyzmarca
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:23 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 523514

I imagine that this is a setting where the police intentionally turn a blind eye to underworld violence so long as it doesn't spill over to normal people. John Wick tearing though all of these criminal orginizations ultimately does law enforcement a favor.
by hyzmarca
Thu May 30, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Religion is use
Replies: 49
Views: 7653

In any case, part of what makes our world interesting is that deities are not provable. If you worship the god of fire and you have one set of mythology and I worship a DIFFERENT god of fire with a completely different set of mythology, that's fine (even if it means we kill each other). If your fir...
by hyzmarca
Thu May 30, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 994904

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by hyzmarca
Mon May 27, 2019 12:13 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 994904

Ancient History wrote:Image
Should someone tell this person that anti-vaccine propaganda really is a Russian plot?
by hyzmarca
Mon May 20, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 494623

Eh, I agree with Danny's decision. Her attempt to be a fair and merciful ruler to people who predominantly loved her just resulted in an intractable insurgency that dogged her regime in Mereen at every turn. And that's when everyone loved her, except for a tiny minority. In King's Landing, most of t...
by hyzmarca
Wed May 15, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Avengers Endgame (Contains ALL THE SPOILERS)
Replies: 111
Views: 31744

If using the Infinity Stones at all results in a near death experience, he really shouldn't have been able to use them twice (or should have died the second time). If using the Infinity Stones doesn't nearly kill you, then Tony should still be alive. Most of the damage was caused by gamma radiation...