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by bitnine
Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What if Evocation didn't suck?
Replies: 147
Views: 18675

Re: What if Evocation didn't suck?

Eh, you could always cut out the middleman and just make damage itself mess you right the hell up. Penalties and fail chances and lost actions and all that jazz. Then people might actually care about things that deal hit point damage.
by bitnine
Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:38 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck
Replies: 133
Views: 16073

Re: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck

Alright, here's a version of Hasty McHastealot. I've left out the requirements and much of the fluff text to show how mechanics can evoke fluffy feelings. Also, I am moderately drunk and may edit in such at a later date.[br][br] Prestige Class: The Chrono Legionnaire [br][br][Description would go he...
by bitnine
Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck
Replies: 133
Views: 16073

Re: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck

1175378620[/unixtime]]The real problem is that at no point in the game design did the designers actually set a balance point. At all. So you can go ahead and write the RoW fighter, and be "right" about balance and Kolja can write his peice of crap Swiftblade and be "right" about...
by bitnine
Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What is the wish economy?
Replies: 74
Views: 9790

Re: What is the wish economy?

1175362101[/unixtime]]This means that the older Dragons really CAN sleep on gigantic piles of gold... and it doesn't even matter, because gold's pretty much worthless at that level. [br][br]Beyond the splitting of currency providing a thematic divorce, it also serves as a padding against logistical...
by bitnine
Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck
Replies: 133
Views: 16073

Re: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck

1175296438[/unixtime]]So where's this flavor that the class supposedly has? Seriously, is there some other source of flavor material about how getting the ability to cast blur on yourself while casting a mass party buff in combat is extremely cool looking? That's not actually in the class writeup o...
by bitnine
Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck
Replies: 133
Views: 16073

Re: WotC: Bringing You Suck Beyond Suck

Wow, I've always had an unrelenting hard-on for the haste spell to the point of wanting a class based on just that spell as well as enjoying playing characters who couldn't decide if they were spellcasters or combatants to their great detriment.[br][br]Finally, there's a class for me! Nevermind that...
by bitnine
Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

1175194772[/unixtime]][br]The exotic weaponmaster's exotic reach ability counters this tactic, which is why I consider it a necessity for any decent AoO-based tactical build. Of course, that doesn't help fighter 20 any. Yeah, don't get me wrong - from abrupt jaunting gishes to maneuvers to other th...
by bitnine
Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:44 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

1175100981[/unixtime]]I love how Argaud keeps thinking that losing 6 HD will somehow give you skill checks as good as a 12th lvl anything. [br][br]But suggestion is just OMGWTFBBQPWN ! You can be the hot sexor and totally frigging rule over all sorts of encounters and have legions of thralls and br...
by bitnine
Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:57 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Is it me, or is WoD's Mechanic stupid?
Replies: 25
Views: 4049

Re: Is it me, or is WoD's Mechanic stupid?

This is why difficulty 10 is and always has been bullshit. And why they introduced the ideas of botch-only-on-no-successes and nuts-to-difficulty-10-use-difficulty-9-and-a-threshold. Also, magic dice that deviate from statistical trends are always a bitch.
by bitnine
Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:58 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Need some advice: Playing a 'Core' character in the WLD
Replies: 52
Views: 7693

Re: Need some advice: Playing a 'Core' character in the WLD

Depending on how harsh low-level survival may be, you might consider Faerie Mysteries Initiate and Abrupt Jaunt if doing the wizard angle. Particularly if retraining is allowed for the former down the road. 9 hp and the ability to negate (full) attacks 5/day can be helpful in getting out of level 1 ...
by bitnine
Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

Heh, then there's my "favorite" argument seen over on those boards. "If I can show a [trait/classification X] character who can [reach target benchmark T], that proves that [X] [doesn't suck/isn't underpowered/is awesome]!"[br][br]Seriously. That's like saying that C + X >= T sho...
by bitnine
Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:46 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spell Resistance Makes Wizards Useless?
Replies: 11
Views: 1687

Re: Spell Resistance Makes Wizards Useless?

Yup, the group seems pretty much double wrong there. Wizards choose to use SoDs and spells subject to SR because(/when) they work. If for some reason they didn't, they wouldn't choose to. They're wizards - they've got plenty of options (core and otherwise) for deploying their spell-borne resources u...
by bitnine
Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Comparing a lvl 12 Fighter vs a RoW Fighter
Replies: 31
Views: 4107

Re: Comparing a lvl 12 Fighter vs a RoW Fighter

Judging__Eagle at [unixtime wrote:1174163337[/unixtime]]Really, you'll need some rather challenging encounters to test this character's mettle.
Um... Can we use totally broken technical applications of the monster improvement guidelines as if they were hard and fast rules?
by bitnine
Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

Catharz at [unixtime wrote:1173560744[/unixtime]]You're wearing a suit and tie in your avatar, and that's good enough for me :)


Bah, foiled by my own avatar! I should have seen that coming.
by bitnine
Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:42 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

1173558637[/unixtime]]If you think that telling a player that he can't play an elf is equivalent to going Confucian on him and his family, you've got some serious problems which need to be addressed outside of gaming. I don't suppose you might be familiar with the concept of looking at formal aspec...
by bitnine
Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:15 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

1173548747[/unixtime]]I don't really get the point. Isn't it the job of the DM to outline a campaign setting and say what will & what won't be allowed? Look at it this way:[br][br]It's the DM's job to make sure that the party members mesh well and fit the game and story.[br]One way that the DM ...
by bitnine
Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

Wow. That second thread is trash.[br][br]I have a highly fleshed out and expansive homebrew setting as well. So while I understand the existence of certain concerns, I wholeheartedly reject the notion of them leading towards or being an excuse for the behavior and mindset detailed in that thread.[br...
by bitnine
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:29 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

1173459590[/unixtime]]Just when you think that the people on the Wizard's Boards make the funniest stuff, the people on wizards.com go for the win. I looked at the title, pictured what they would say, and quite honestly couldn't bring myself to read the article. After reading this gem , I would not...
by bitnine
Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 1224
Views: 58939

Re: Funniest Thread EVAR

Honestly, how this sounds to me is:[br][br]"Hey, I just designed my game and my setting with a level cap of 5 in my mind. But I never admitted that to myself and I forgot to apply it when I ran my game. Something must be wrong!"[br][br]In any event, this is why I like using my own characte...
by bitnine
Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:13 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Secret Page: Cheapo Dupe Spellbook Facilitator ... or Not?
Replies: 34
Views: 4360

Re: Secret Page: Cheapo Dupe Spellbook Facilitator ... or No

Guest (Unregistered) at [unixtime wrote:1173121643[/unixtime]]Right, which is why +Spellcraft items are supposed to be Epic.
You see, you woulda had me on board if you have said, "Which is why +skill items are sorta bullshit." But I guess opting for saying something totally wrong is another way to go.
by bitnine
Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Secret Page: Cheapo Dupe Spellbook Facilitator ... or Not?
Replies: 34
Views: 4360

Re: Secret Page: Cheapo Dupe Spellbook Facilitator ... or No

Heh, I remember that thread. [br][br]Thorak had a lot of arguments. My favorite part: You can tell that secret page forms words by writing because it inscribes. And you know that it inscribes because it writes. It is good to know the assumption that your reasoning is based upon. In the end, we have ...
by bitnine
Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:46 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "Design & Development: Magic Item Compendium"
Replies: 110
Views: 10783

Re: "Design & Development: Magic Item Compendium"

1172877140[/unixtime]]Well, he's probably thinking of going in one of two ways: Especially given the materia we've seen, I'd say there's a third option where he doesn't obviate the mandatory nature of these items but instead ties a concurrent selection of scaling utility.[br][br]That is: yeah, you'...
by bitnine
Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "Design & Development: Magic Item Compendium"
Replies: 110
Views: 10783

Re: "Design & Development: Magic Item Compendium"

Hm, these sort of things make me somewhat conflicted. I liked the article, figure maybe it's even something to bring up when people advance the idea that WotC designers never learn.[br][br]However, I don't know if any of the ideas there will translate unmarred over to the end product. Sure, they may...
by bitnine
Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Utility Magic
Replies: 38
Views: 18113

Re: Utility Magic

1172673513[/unixtime]]...I must be a masochist to jump into this...but does anybody here play with a DM who just doesn't allow this kind of stuff, by using "Rule Zero"?? Sure, plenty of games run with different setups and limiters. It could be anything from freeform house-ruling, a gentle...
by bitnine
Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:02 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Dead Levels Pt. 2
Replies: 15
Views: 1803

Re: Dead Levels Pt. 2

So... Swashbucklers basically get access to "Making Friends and Influencing People Through the Ancient Art of Dry Humping"?