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by Zaranthan
Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:27 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881049

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

"Lethal aid" sounds like something I would say when somebody calls in an alliance in a strategy game.
by Zaranthan
Tue Jan 25, 2022 1:02 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Short Rest, Long Rest, Round Rest, what does different schedules do for a game?
Replies: 41
Views: 10689

Re: Short Rest, Long Rest, Round Rest, what does different schedules do for a game?

Alternatively, magic stuff only works in the dark or whatever, so nights, underground and dense fog are when/where the monsters play. I ran a one shot based on aWoD where everyone was vampires and it worked out like this. People caught in daylight ducking into dark alleys and abandoned warehouses t...
by Zaranthan
Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:01 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller
Replies: 69
Views: 5786

Re: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller

Well, somewhat anticlimactic, but interesting that we didn't just get spoon fed the astronomical coincidence we needed.

I wonder if doubting our information would have given us more time or if the crew just loses hope and it's game over anyway?
by Zaranthan
Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:36 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [Phil Swift Voice] "THAT'S A LOTTA GODS"--The planes sure seem crowded...
Replies: 68
Views: 9220

Re: [Phil Swift Voice] "THAT'S A LOTTA GODS"--The planes sure seem crowded...

I've always vastly preferred settings with gods that can be counted on your fingers. If you tell me your world has thirty gods, all I hear is "you will never be able to identify holy symbols or recognize scripture unless I just tell you."
by Zaranthan
Mon Jan 10, 2022 6:51 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller
Replies: 69
Views: 5786

Re: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller

Heroes don't just toss their crew out the airlock. Try to make an antidote.
by Zaranthan
Sun Jan 09, 2022 9:43 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller
Replies: 69
Views: 5786

Re: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller

These things manhandled us without breaking a sweat, no reason to think we can do better now. Bide our time.
by Zaranthan
Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:35 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Painting Small and Expensive Plastic People
Replies: 146
Views: 29628

Re: Painting Small and Expensive Plastic People

This heresy has been handled, you're welcome. *throws fistful of money into the air*
by Zaranthan
Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:33 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller
Replies: 69
Views: 5786

Re: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller

An ambush sounds dramatic, and that means it will surely work!
by Zaranthan
Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:30 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Painting Small and Expensive Plastic People
Replies: 146
Views: 29628

Re: Painting Small and Expensive Plastic People

Foxwarrior wrote:
Wed Jan 05, 2022 5:29 am
On top of that is a vat of deadly poison.
I read the remainder of this post in the voice of GLaDOS.

I keep considering getting into 3D printing, but I'm too much of a trial and error programmer. I'd go through a hundred bucks worth of material to print a friggin d6.
by Zaranthan
Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:21 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller
Replies: 69
Views: 5786

Re: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller

Another lifeless city, I'm noticing a pattern. Engage with the survivor.
by Zaranthan
Sat Jan 01, 2022 9:42 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630880

Re: It's Personal...

A happy barrel of cocks to you all!
by Zaranthan
Sat Jan 01, 2022 8:16 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller
Replies: 69
Views: 5786

Re: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 4 - Starship Traveller

Might be early for open hostilities, but inter-biosphere mischief sounds fun. Release the hounds eagle!
by Zaranthan
Tue Dec 21, 2021 9:17 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Minion power transfer I guess? NO PHONELOBSTER
Replies: 16
Views: 2495

Re: Minion power transfer I guess? NO PHONELOBSTER

It does sound a lot like a 4X game, though I've never thought of my civ/nation/race/whatever as actually being the capitol. The way I play, the capitol is one of my strongest possessions, but the colonies are the POINT. As for the Morrowind Shortcut, there's nothing saying the BBEG is anywhere near ...
by Zaranthan
Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:14 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 928009

Re: Video Games

I have seen total conversion mods that turned turn based strategy games into CRPGs and real time tactical games. That right there is mind blowing.
by Zaranthan
Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:38 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The imminent collapse of the liberal-conservative consensus.
Replies: 64
Views: 18761

Re: The imminent collapse of the liberal-conservative consensus.

Yeah, wasn't the whole point of this thread that "liberal", "progressive", and "card carrying Democrat" aren't synonyms?
by Zaranthan
Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:49 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Random 5e homebrew
Replies: 23
Views: 4853

Re: Random 5e homebrew

Stop me if I'm wrong, because I haven't read the 5e PHB, but since when do TTRPGs have encounter levels visible to the party?
by Zaranthan
Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 954380

Re: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered

CMB/CMD is bullshit (maybe I just haven't played with it enough, but it feels like it just took the special attacks options of 3.x and made them more complicated while pretending to simplify them). That's not feels, that's fact. They took a great idea: make all the combat tricks use a unified bonus...
by Zaranthan
Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:01 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "In my game the Mental Attributes are..."
Replies: 219
Views: 47532

Re: "In my game the Mental Attributes are..."

Alright, that's enough internet for today. I'm going to go talk to my dice, because that's less insane than whatever the fuck is happening in here.

Also, I'm renaming Sanity to Childlike Wonder.
by Zaranthan
Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [5E] Warlock Patron: The Pied Jester
Replies: 48
Views: 5056

Re: [5E] Warlock Patron: The Pied Jester

Habitat for Clowns?
by Zaranthan
Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why are kobolds?
Replies: 84
Views: 14451

Re: Why are kobolds?

Boo, kobolds are awesome! Goblins are just boring smooth skinned kobolds.
by Zaranthan
Sat Nov 06, 2021 3:07 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Nba 2k22 - To make it long-term and successful
Replies: 2
Views: 2442

Re: Nba 2k22 - To make it long-term and successful

These new basketball games are packed to the gills with nonsense. Gimme Jordan vs Bird any day.
by Zaranthan
Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Epic Feats at a lower level
Replies: 17
Views: 1731

Re: Epic Feats at a lower level

Weighing the strength of abilities when designing the game rules isn't metagaming. It's designing. You're not roleplaying the creator of the universe, you're writing game rules.
by Zaranthan
Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:54 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Medical Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 962
Views: 184927

Re: Medical Questions I'd Like Answered...

Also a possibility. Alcohol disables your emotional brakes, and Ritalin makes your brain go faster, so it's easy to slip into a negative mental state and get stuck there.
by Zaranthan
Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:41 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Medical Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 962
Views: 184927

Re: Medical Questions I'd Like Answered...

It looks like the warning against mixing Ritalin and booze is like the warning against drinking vodka and red bull: the pills make you feel sober, so people drink like demons and poison themselves. If you're drinking in moderation anyway, you should be fine.