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by RedstoneOrc
Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:13 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 955493

New fucking question why the fuck did I think you needed to move 10ft to keep wardance activated?
by RedstoneOrc
Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 955493

Why the fuck was snow flake wardance ever considered a good feat for bards? It stops you from making any god damn attacks save one, you can't cast, and you got to keep moving to keep it working which you might not want to do.

Damn forum nerds not knowing good things from bad.
by RedstoneOrc
Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:54 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Best Starwars Game
Replies: 75
Views: 12762

I too vote for saga as best star wars rpg.

inb4 phonelobster meltdown.
by RedstoneOrc
Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:04 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Hate Facebook Hate friends what the fuck is this shit
Replies: 7
Views: 1970

Hate Facebook Hate friends what the fuck is this shit

Ok I use Facebook once every 8 months or so and this shit tunes up today http://www.truthandaction.org/fbi-publishes-report-stating-nobody-died-sandy-hook/ What the fucking hell is this cumfart and why haven't they died from lack of brain cells. Man my friends can suck all the barrels of cock. ps. o...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Guest DMing. Need help.
Replies: 38
Views: 5109

I had a friend who betrayed the party once and got away with it. He then had the character disguise itself as someone else and went adventuring with them again. They later found out it was the traitor and quickly killed him and buried the body in a vat of liquid adamantine for good measure. They loo...
by RedstoneOrc
Tue May 26, 2015 11:18 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 524304

Avengers: Age of Ultron did completely rock me. Musings and movie spoilers below. Does it bother anyone else how similar Thanos's and Ultron's voices are? Seeing a little bit of Wakanda was super cool. The Black Panther movie can't come soon enough. Thank god Black Widow actually has a decent chara...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:54 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 4E Sales Figures Debate
Replies: 308
Views: 35358

. Luckily, Pike isn't recognized by anyone as the Infallible D&D Pope (that's Skip), and the actual numbers released by WotC show that it sold at least an order of magnitude worse than 3e and that online sales were worse than bullshit indie games that nobody cares about (apologies to Frank and ...
by RedstoneOrc
Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:59 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Shit that was better than you expected/remembered.
Replies: 77
Views: 22378

wow really sad i don't own any of those devices
by RedstoneOrc
Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:09 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Shit that was better than you expected/remembered.
Replies: 77
Views: 22378

I've been playing a game on the 3DS called Shovel Knight, and it has been the best not megaman/Mario platformer I have ever played. The game play is tough in the sense that if you knew that thing was there you'd totally beat it but ha you didn't so start again and graphics wise it's colorful, cheery...
by RedstoneOrc
Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:56 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Wish and the word as the BBEG in crazytown.
Replies: 75
Views: 13485

Having all four alignment subtypes (or just two of them, provided your actual alignment is the other two) is perfectly sufficient to stop The Word's wording. If you wanted to use TW&TW as your setting's BBEGs, you could set up some sort of intermediate quests where players had to bathe in vario...
by RedstoneOrc
Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:55 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Wish and the word as the BBEG in crazytown.
Replies: 75
Views: 13485

I'd also love to know why the fucking fuck we're discussing fucking Pun-Pun on the Gaming Den. Was there a vote that we should emulate 2005 WotC boards? OP mentioned playing an actual game with: A) The wish and the word as the BBEG B) Team PC including both Nanobots and Divine Minion template The o...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:59 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What books are you reading now?
Replies: 1259
Views: 206607

Kaelik wrote: non-fiction books ... Mistborn trilogy
When did this become real to you Kaelik? Have you ever ingested a metal solution?
by RedstoneOrc
Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:46 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Wish and the word as the BBEG in crazytown.
Replies: 75
Views: 13485

Can someone remind me what the Divine Minion and the Nanobots are? Divine Minion is a method of getting to Pun Pun. Nanobots is a method of getting to Pun Pun that takes slightly fewer levels. They're both "I have +Infinity everything, game over, go home" theoretical exercises. How are yo...
by RedstoneOrc
Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:45 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Wish and the word as the BBEG in crazytown.
Replies: 75
Views: 13485

The Wish and the word as the BBEG in crazytown.

So I'm going to MC a game that starts at level 15 with the Word as the big bad at level 18. This game is going to be crazy broken like divine minion cheese and nano bots. I need some good ideas about encounters to challenge them on the way there is going to be plenty of fights fof them to roflstomp,...
by RedstoneOrc
Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-political] News that makes you Laugh/Cry/Both...
Replies: 3480
Views: 454053

Yep it's winter in Texas cause the ice cream truck is making the rounds. Suck it winter
by RedstoneOrc
Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:00 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Bear World - Rules Lite Narrative RPG
Replies: 13
Views: 11426

I just read the example play and laughed so much I became undead thanks a lot dude.
by RedstoneOrc
Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:47 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Final Fantasy TTRPGs.
Replies: 49
Views: 8666

Radiantphoniex if you put some mechanics behind that you can have my money.
explosive runes
by RedstoneOrc
Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:31 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5e Monster Manual: Please tell me about the shitty monsters
Replies: 95
Views: 17520

But the biggest crime is how they took away the cool feature of Regenerating from all damage even death magic and disintegrate; Wish spell requ I'm not sure if this is you joking, but I didn't think you had emotional problems? He made a good point, and it wasn't against you personally, it was again...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5e Monster Manual: Please tell me about the shitty monsters
Replies: 95
Views: 17520

It's not good it's still retarded. You is the dumbest evar. Why else would someone actively in Godzilla if not to save lives. Also thanks for attributing someone elses argument to me. I mean, say one sentence in this entire thread about how I like a way to engage the pcs and that means doctors are ...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Beguiler feats how do? also arcane archer questions.
Replies: 14
Views: 2697

Yeah but they've use this damn book for years. It is bout damn time someone get them to realise it's a horrible 3rd party wank book.

Would it help if I made a typo and it's only a +4 bonus :)
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:44 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407143

Show me one person that likes playing RPGs that doesn't like complex games. Do you even lurk, bro? Silva posts here all the time. He said person . But yes, there are RPGs that aren't complex and people do enjoy them. That said, finding more holes in hamster's arguments is like counting coup on a co...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:21 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Angry Drunk Review - 5e Monster Manual: A Modern Relic
Replies: 294
Views: 94524

Find any more intelligence saves? There has to be more than two ever orwhy even have a six save system?
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Beguiler feats how do? also arcane archer questions.
Replies: 14
Views: 2697

Vow of non-violence is only good against humanoids and monstrous humanoid. Very campaign subjective. Exalted Arcanist looses a spell level putting you into cohort casting. I prefer getting versatile spellcaster early so iI can abuse it longer. Well that's crap. Any prestige classes that a good char...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:14 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Beguiler feats how do? also arcane archer questions.
Replies: 14
Views: 2697

With an Int of 21 I'd hold off on boosting DCs through feats. 1 versatile spellcaster H still spell/sudden still /sudden silent (metamagic prereq) 3 sculpt spell Use versatile to invert your spellcasting pyramid. More level appropriate spells FTW. B-but dc 22 second level spells :loveya: Also getti...
by RedstoneOrc
Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5e Monster Manual: Please tell me about the shitty monsters
Replies: 95
Views: 17520

I really don't know why these people keep insisting that kiting a giant murderball melee machine is "cowardly". "It's a giant scorpion, dumbass, don't melee it!" is legit advice. It's the same complaint they often have with players' trying to rest in between fights, and they lev...