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by Utterfail
Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:29 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What I got from reading Manual of the Planes
Replies: 56
Views: 11438

Doom: That's stupid, but not because PoliteNewb was right in anyway. The LE Prince probably wants to go to an afterlife where he can chillax and do lay on expensive food and fuck unicorns (or was it the other way around....). Him ending up on the lower planes is a classic example of "oops, didn...
by Utterfail
Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:47 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [ToG] Gadgeteer
Replies: 60
Views: 22561

I was pondering how best to use the new sweet ass fast attack buggies (Driving around in D&D? Rad. Taking the buggy as your invention? Double-rad) and was wondering if you think it would be fair for the pilot to "jump" a buggy if you hit a ramp. the hundred foot move speed would give i...
by Utterfail
Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:19 am
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [Tome] Prestige Classes
Replies: 85
Views: 31088

The for Ero-Ero Henshin-Desu! totally made me think of a cute witch walking around with a fuckton of bananas for the DC bonus.
by Utterfail
Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:35 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How do you come up with DM ideas?
Replies: 21
Views: 3332

I usually only substitue DM, and that means one to two session adventures. So I just come up with some silly off the cuff situation and then make it more serious. One example was that a few sessions ago they had to stage an assault on the moon because it was going to crash into the planet because of...
by Utterfail
Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:30 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

That would work fine for me.
by Utterfail
Sat May 22, 2010 10:15 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

Making my character now, but I have a question. I noticed that you said to make a rank 1 RT or a 6,000 XP DH character, but the RT characters at start are supposed to be equivalent to a 5,000 XP DH character. Is this discrepancy intentional?
by Utterfail
Thu May 20, 2010 4:16 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

sorry, today was my actual D&D session day, I should have a character posted soon.
by Utterfail
Tue May 18, 2010 12:56 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

Actually, I'm in GMT -5. I should have said I'm in CDT (because of daylight savings). Also, I frequently work overnights on Saturdays, starting at 10pm (thats starting at 3 am GMT) and don't get home till at minimum 6 am (11 am GMT). I haven't worked a Tuesday in weeks. But it really is looking like...
by Utterfail
Mon May 17, 2010 1:07 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

I'm in CST, but I keep a weird schedule. Saturday evenings would generally be workable for me. Sundays and Wednesdays are pretty much right out though. Any day (except sun and weds again) in the 10 am to 6 pm area would be fine, but I'm guessing most people don't want to game during those hours.
by Utterfail
Sun May 16, 2010 4:54 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

If we do RT, Astropath actually looks like it could be fun.
by Utterfail
Sun May 16, 2010 2:35 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

I'd be interested in a DH or RT game. I mean, I was all hyped for Dungeon Crusade, but that would satisfy my 40k fix too.
by Utterfail
Sat May 15, 2010 7:30 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Cashing In
Replies: 131
Views: 21097

Alas, poor Rejakor, we... well, he never ran our game.
by Utterfail
Fri May 07, 2010 10:53 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [Tome] Prestige Classes
Replies: 85
Views: 31088

I was disappointed when Dimension Door was actually Dimension Door the spell. As soon as I read the title I was thinking "Oh! It's going to be a joke about opening doors that go into other planes!"
by Utterfail
Sat May 01, 2010 10:46 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913515

I've gotta say, the wind-monsters in that are a fair deal more frightening than most of the stuff in many "horror" games.
by Utterfail
Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:17 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: (PrC) War-arach/Spider Sworn
Replies: 12
Views: 5204

Checked would work if you just wanted them to stop moving but be able to act. Or you could have them 'count as pinned' and set a DC for a grapple/escape check.
by Utterfail
Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:52 am
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [ToG] Gadgeteer
Replies: 60
Views: 22561

My party actually used it to our advantage. I threw the dynamite into the a room, the fire mage had a readied action to shoot a fireball into a room when the dynamite hit the floor, and the ninja had a readied action to shut the door once the fireball got past it.

We immolated the room.
by Utterfail
Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:23 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [ToG] Gadgeteer
Replies: 60
Views: 22561

Nah, I totally think it means you can sense traps out to 15' just like detect magic senses magic.

Also, what happens if you throw dynamite, and it gets hit with a fireball? Or if you're holding it and someone hits it with a scorching ray?
by Utterfail
Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Embezzlement in Catalyst
Replies: 372
Views: 119204

Someone should make a bot like the one that was on here a while ago that will type up random, semi-informative stuff about David A. Hill and go out and post it on random unsecured forums.

...I kinda miss that 'bot, he was cool till he went all advertisement-y.
by Utterfail
Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:11 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Embezzlement in Catalyst
Replies: 372
Views: 119204

After the Signature + David A. Hill = Google alert thing (which a few people have done) I'd be surprised if he hasn't blocked alerts from this site.
by Utterfail
Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:13 am
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [Tome] Prestige Classes
Replies: 85
Views: 31088

That is an incredible use of diacriticals. You win one internet. If only I could take credit for it. Google "Zalgo Text Generator" and you should be able to find a few sites that will do it for you automatically. On pokemon: It's always been about the games, and only the games, and the ga...
by Utterfail
Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:06 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Celestial Classes and Feats
Replies: 83
Views: 24709

Personally, I feel like some of the fiend feats could be generalized to [Outsider, Fiend, Celestial] feats. Like wings, theres no reason any outsider shouldn't be able to get wings.
by Utterfail
Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:04 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [Tome] Prestige Classes
Replies: 85
Views: 31088

Awesome, but may I suggest a change of flavor text to something more like: R̢̞̠͍͍̭̱̲͙̭̳͇̠͚̹̒ͫ̇ͣͤ̈́&...
by Utterfail
Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:47 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913515

1050, a Space Marine is now officially worth more than a thousand spartans.
by Utterfail
Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:26 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913515

by Utterfail
Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:42 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: [Tome of Tiamat] Racial Classes
Replies: 13
Views: 10370

Awesome. Another thing that was needed is finished, I'll have to LaTeX this stuff.