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by PoliteNewb
Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:45 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR] Pathfinder Kingmaker
Replies: 79
Views: 16554

Will'o'wisps weren't much of a problem the first time we met them because I was playing a sorcerer with glitterdust. Blind=lose dex bonus=shattered wisps. By the next time we'd picked up communal resist energy and they were a joke. The trolls and some dragony thing called a peluda met as a random e...
by PoliteNewb
Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:33 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Gin tastes like sap
Replies: 35
Views: 3578

My primary use for gin is the Tom Collins, which is one of my preferred drinks.

As for whiskey sours, I only like them with honey bourbon (I find either the Beam or JD variety to be palatable).
by PoliteNewb
Wed May 14, 2014 12:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What if Genies are bankers, and wishes are loans
Replies: 29
Views: 3604

Well, nobody said "after they die." You could make a wish and become Soulless on the spot. Make wish, apply template. DC comics actually put out a (moderately crappy) comic about that situation. Guy thought he was getting a "power now for pain later" deal, but the devil cheated ...
by PoliteNewb
Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:45 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Best/Worst Published Adventures?
Replies: 18
Views: 2142

Dwellers of the Forbidden City is a pretty nice sandbox adventure, which comes with several suggested plotlines you could use to drop it into a campaign.
by PoliteNewb
Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Unknown Armies
Replies: 261
Views: 82111

You call this absurd, I call it elegance. Its the same overpowered npc from any other rpg, but while in D&D/Gurps/BRP/Shadowrun you need tons of feats and skills to do it, UA only needs 2 lines. :wink: But if a PC tried to take the same skill, you would smack him down on the basis of...? Not be...
by PoliteNewb
Sat Apr 19, 2014 5:01 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: (whatever)-World: Finally read it, here's my veredict
Replies: 383
Views: 42360

1) how is this different from any other game ? Say, when you enter your dungeon of the week, what prohibits the GM from throwing one hundred black beholders at the group in the first room and make it so the entrance is locked so the group cant run away ? As others have pointed out in myriad other t...
by PoliteNewb
Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:32 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Amazing mechanical solutions
Replies: 122
Views: 22016

Another mechanic I really like is the "Obsession" mechanics from Unknown Armies adepts: you get stronger the more you actually live out your obsession, doing completely crazy, potentially damaging or social disrupting stuff, like say, an Epideromancer (one who can manipulate living matter...
by PoliteNewb
Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:52 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Amazing mechanical solutions
Replies: 122
Views: 22016

The reason Champions is awesome and GURPS is kind of shit is because Champions makes purchases (of powers, etc) flexible and versatile, and gives you guidelines for how much points are (or should be) worth. It also stresses that the point cost can (and should) vary depending on circumstances (they s...
by PoliteNewb
Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:59 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 622576

Maj wrote:Ess is home! A bit diabetic, but alive and home. Suck it, Death! :)
Glad everything's (more or less) okay. :)
by PoliteNewb
Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:17 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 699638

Basically pansexuality assumes that it's a legitimate sexual orientation to somehow not be attracted to trans people , because trans people, despite the realities of SRS and hormone therapy, have something that somehow magically makes them "not real" women/men. That, or it assumes that it...
by PoliteNewb
Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:58 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: So, what IS the "right" way to do ..... the undesirable?
Replies: 111
Views: 14161

That things could hypothetically be worse is one of the go-to things that never ever cheer anyone up, even in cases when it is indisputably true, so the fact that rape victims are not comforted by the fact that they're still alive is evidence of nothing. Please consider that the conclusion of the v...
by PoliteNewb
Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:03 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 622576

My son has become quite a builder in Minecraft. Today, he created a three dimensional human, complete with a digestive tract you could go inside and follow. There was an esophagus, a stomach, and a way out in a relatively anatomically correct manner. It was actually quite remarkable - I was really ...
by PoliteNewb
Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:26 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Bestow Curse, options?
Replies: 28
Views: 8298

Wiseman wrote:Whenever they interact with someone for the first time, there's a 20% chance that they must make a will save or punch that person in the face.
Stolen. Much thanks.
by PoliteNewb
Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:22 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many monster girls are there in D&D?
Replies: 33
Views: 15442

Koumei wrote:I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you're a Wizard (you're a Wizard), there are ways around basically all problems.
And that brings us back to Elminster:
http://www.tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=52 ... highlight=
by PoliteNewb
Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Your Rule Sucks: The Zak S Social Currency Edition
Replies: 570
Views: 66101

"Spontaneously generated precedent based rulings is an unstable and stupid way to do things that is in every way bad for your goal of "avoiding burdensome bad rules". We'll your rules got you into a months long argument with the Den, that seems pretty burdensome. You apparently still...
by PoliteNewb
Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Your Rule Sucks: The Zak S Social Currency Edition
Replies: 570
Views: 66101

I give up on trying to talk with Zak, because he is pretty much the king of goal-post shifting and poor communication. Fuck this "ask me for clarification" bullshit...people have been more than asking, they've been DEMANDING clarification for several pages. And yet now, out of nowhere, he ...
by PoliteNewb
Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: That Special PC Glow for rules-heavy systems.
Replies: 16
Views: 2902

I always found "is higher level than 50-90% of humanity" to be sufficient, to make PCs feel special enough (which doesn't need to be all that special, honestly). Of course, this requires you to posit that most of the world is pretty low level (anywhere from 0th to 2nd, for instance), but I...
by PoliteNewb
Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:04 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Talk about your dreams
Replies: 71
Views: 16712

I don't know how people can remember dreams so clearly (even quoting things that were said during the dream); I awaken with only vague impressions of what occurred during the dream. Even if I try to narrate/write them down immediately upon waking, it sounds like a drunk retarded person trying to des...
by PoliteNewb
Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:44 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What books are you reading now?
Replies: 1259
Views: 203490

I'm re-reading some 1986 John Varley short stories. As a kid, I found this stuff really icky, what with all the sexual content, but now I see it in a completely different light. Some of this shit, especially concerning sexuality and gender, is really visionary. A lot of what Varley envisioned to ta...
by PoliteNewb
Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:11 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Hung Over Review: Magic of Incarnum
Replies: 147
Views: 51796

I don't think Frank meant that literally; obviously some people will play anything.

One swallow doesn't make a summer, etc etc.
by PoliteNewb
Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:40 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 699638

Thinking about it, any of the three Icewind Dale books can be enjoyably read on their own (assuming you like that kind of thing); they all intertwine, but I read Streams of Silver before I read The Crystal Shard, and I didn't miss much as far as understanding and enjoying the characters and the plot...
by PoliteNewb
Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1658095

Longes wrote:Are pathfinder iconics any good? By "any good" I mean "well optimised" and "showcase the features of the class".
You mean, the iconic characters?
Because if so, let me point out that their iconic fighter uses two-weapon fighting with sword and dagger.
by PoliteNewb
Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:57 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR AD&D 1e Players Handbook
Replies: 135
Views: 35977

I played quite a bit of AD&D and I remember clerics being nothing more than first aid tents that people resented getting stuck with playing. At least a level 1 cleric got to cast a couple of cure spells and one paralyze-no-save spell (Command). Whereas a level 1 magic-user got to cast one paral...
by PoliteNewb
Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:44 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR AD&D 1e Players Handbook
Replies: 135
Views: 35977

Unlike later games though you don’t just get two spells per level plus whatever you can find instead every time you go up a spell level or your int goes up or down relatively permanently you roll a percentile dice for every wiz- Spell-Caster spell of that level or just all the spells of every level...
by PoliteNewb
Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:34 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Wheels on the Time go round and round
Replies: 35
Views: 4629

Wheel of Time question: I could swear I heard someone say that Robert Jordan spent two paragraphs (or two pages) describing someone's shoes. Did he? Probably a little hyperbolic...he did tend to go rather overboard with the descriptions of people's outfits, though. If you're familiar with the elabo...