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by Voss
Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make VTM 5e not garbage?
Replies: 128
Views: 16977

@ PrometheanVigil : I wasn't even talking about individual characters, Christ. I said make each vampire race / species / clan visually distinct, as in the collective whole of X clan have identifiable physical markers and traits that go beyond clothing. Sure, recognizing affiliation by clothing is e...
by Voss
Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:38 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1657910

Sure. I'll whitewash any issues, just for you. Tom and Jerry had a 'maid' rather than a mammie. Weinstein was just going for the old 'slap and tickle.' Not much point on calling people out on their actions if pointing out the problem is just going to offend people.

*spits*
by Voss
Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1657910

But its ubiquitous with PF, and they're specifically taking the dive into 'ancestry' as a thing that defines your character. Its pretty hard to call anyone else out on it since there is a lack of 'anyone else' beyond 5e D&D, which is basically settingless (or a tiny corner of the FR that is thou...
by Voss
Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1657910

There are a lot of baffling things in that announcement, but directly lifting proficiency bonuses from 5e has got to be one of the weirdest. It depends how they do it. If it's just the bonus then... whatever. The current PF skill system is a kludge to fix a tiny handful of the major problems of the...
by Voss
Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:21 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make VTM 5e not garbage?
Replies: 128
Views: 16977

Yeah, honestly, as far as setting goes, you want a setting where the csi has a detective come over to look at the literal snake fangs on a dead guy, leading to the detective falling into the world of vampires and needing to be taken in or taken out before the FBI is called to deal with "a weir...
by Voss
Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:19 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make VTM 5e not garbage?
Replies: 128
Views: 16977

You could have vampire clans distinguishable by non-human physical manifestations and keep the masquerade if you restrict these manifestations to things that can be covered up. So, Ventrue all have golden eyes, and they wear sunglasses all the time they're around humans, and all Giovanni have expos...
by Voss
Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3793
Views: 903452

That's.... not from shadowrun. That's a basic training aphorism of basically every post-WWII military.

And only because of the nukes part, the original is decades older with just horseshoes and hand grenades.
by Voss
Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:57 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make 6e not garbage?
Replies: 140
Views: 23850

Oh go fuck yourself with the biggest rusty pole you can find. You are not going to seriously claim that setting fire to ability score increases to cast a single fucking first level spell utterly changes the capability of the rogue and then turn around and accuse me of strawmanning on top of that. G...
by Voss
Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make VTM 5e not garbage?
Replies: 128
Views: 16977

Re: What would it take to make VTM 5e not garbage?

And no, please don't link to or quote FrankTrollman's Anatomy of Failure: Vampire: The Masquerade ; or Anatomy of Failure: Vampire: The Requiem . Those threads are great, but at the risk of redundancy, let's discuss what nuWW would have to do to not implode their company (again?) IMO, they need to ...
by Voss
Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3793
Views: 903452

In Putin's speech , yesterday, he boasted Russia developed low-flying missile with a random path that cannot be detected or intercepted by current or future (?) technology. It would bypass the US defense shield for Europe and Asia. It delivers a nuclear payload that can reach anywhere. He used this...
by Voss
Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make 6e not garbage?
Replies: 140
Views: 23850

Oh go fuck yourself with the biggest rusty pole you can find. You are not going to seriously claim that setting fire to ability score increases to cast a single fucking first level spell utterly changes the capability of the rogue and then turn around and accuse me of strawmanning on top of that. Ge...
by Voss
Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:25 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913659

I do not understand the fucking need to fucking streamline the fucking rules for a game played on a fucking computer that will fucking take care of that for you. Streamlining them for the TT game where you have to do it all by hand / in your head is fine, but THIS just irks me to no end! What 'stre...
by Voss
Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:38 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make 6e not garbage?
Replies: 140
Views: 23850

Because anyone can tell you pretty much exactly what a 5e rogue is capable of at any level - a single attack that will have about a 60% chance to hit with slightly scaling damage that utterly fails to keep up with monster hit points, a movement shenanigan they're probably too stupid to use effectiv...
by Voss
Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:20 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913659

Has anyone here played Kingdom Come: Deliverance? The gameplay I've watched makes it look really generic and boring (and with more bugs than a Bethesda title), but it's everywhere and I feel like I'm missing something. You're missing nothing. Not only is it a fairly buggy mess with a fairly sad com...
by Voss
Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:59 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make 6e not garbage?
Replies: 140
Views: 23850

You can't? Because your second paragraph is basically the (exaggerated) justification for 5e. Because anyone can tell you pretty much exactly what a 5e rogue is capable of at any level - a single attack that will have about a 60% chance to hit with slightly scaling damage that utterly fails to keep ...
by Voss
Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make 6e not garbage?
Replies: 140
Views: 23850

keeping "Alignment" makes it seem like it's somehow reflective of your character's values and goals in some deeper personal sense as opposed to "what you're doing right now" The thing is that that's not what alignment means. -Username17 That's what alignment is typically taken t...
by Voss
Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:04 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: A Demon Haunted World
Replies: 454
Views: 62837

Koumei wrote:Pretty sure Pazuzu is the Patron Saint of Gnolls.
In D&D? No. Pazuzu is lord of evil flying creatures. Yeenoghu is the gnoll one. Though Orcus would work perfectly well instead
by Voss
Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:24 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Double Bill: Drow of the Underdark
Replies: 125
Views: 75797

They're also broadening the concept while keeping the core identity- they're still murderous nearly naked nutjobs, and pursuing a manipulative agenda to bring back their God of Murder (or are they? the Queen Bitch, Morathi is apparently planning her own ascension). But they're bringing in additiona...
by Voss
Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Double Bill: Drow of the Underdark
Replies: 125
Views: 75797

As a weird point of timely contrast, GW put up its first real preview of the Witch Elves in Age of Smegma. It does basically what Ancient and Frank are advocating above: attaching them as outliers to Team Good (well Team Order, rather than Teams Death, Destruction or Chaos.) They're also broadening ...
by Voss
Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:19 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Double Bill: Drow of the Underdark
Replies: 125
Views: 75797

The big obstacle to the 'good vs evil' rant: Wizards of the Coast. As it turns out, Mearls and company have doubled down on Stupid Evil for 5e. If anything it's worse than it ever was. You can see it in the Volo's Guide to Bullshit, where gnolls are essentially mindless eaters and killers of everyth...
by Voss
Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:32 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What would it take to make 6e not garbage?
Replies: 140
Views: 23850

@Covent - well, Mearls unearthed arcana articles often feel like loot boxes. You Know they're worthless pieces of shit, but you still feel ripped off when you open them up.
by Voss
Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:30 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Giant Crabs!!!!
Replies: 53
Views: 48631

I think it might be 'all experience is with Baldurs gate enhanced edition,' which would explain the books and DD (dwarven defender), and the general tailoring that would allow an entire party to have 18/00 and inexplicably halberds.

Though there aren't any giant crabs, so... Who knows.
by Voss
Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:15 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913659

Hrm, i still get those designs mixed up <.< Meh, i still hope it will have full steam workshop support. The battletech community can be amazing at getting shit done. See the MWLL Mod for Crysis Wars. I suspect it will, but from what I saw of beta coverage in december, it's very easily moddable. The...
by Voss
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:09 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913659

Locust is Robotech though, if i remember correctly. Nope. Locust is from Crusher Joe . The rest of this stuff from this series is tanks and fighters and doesn't matter much. There are 5 designs (of 7) from Fang of the Sun: Dougram . The Shadow Hawk, Griffin, Wolverine, Thunderbolt and Battlemaster....
by Voss
Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913659

You are talking about the lawsuit against HBS, right? Is there something new? Only found things from November... The upshot is the judge refused to dismiss the case HG brought out of hand (PGI filed a motion to do that) so out of caution harebrained isn't including the Robotech specific stuff at la...