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by Starmaker
Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:06 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Demographics and Urban Fantasy
Replies: 245
Views: 31155

No. Over a long enough time scale, any numbers are big. No. Every murder may be a signal, but signals fade. Humanity's attempts to find something useful about vampire murders over the course of history can just neatly telescope into a finite sum. Every murder is a signal that sends information. And...
by Starmaker
Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 914244

Okay, if there are snake tits I'm definitely in. Scaley boobs do things to me, despite (or maybe because of) the failure of biology. Snake tits can improve a lot of things. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lie in the sun definitely do human things with my human arms and legs. There's an Austra...
by Starmaker
Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:43 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Telltale Games shuts for good, employees only knew 30mins be
Replies: 10
Views: 6412

DSMatticus wrote:The moral of the story, as far as I can tell, is they should have remembered that they were the same people who made Back to the Future and Jurassic Park
They weren't even the same people who made The Walking Dead. Those two left to make Firewatch.
by Starmaker
Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:42 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Report Bugs Here!
Replies: 429
Views: 272729

The first picture in the OSSR (the cover of Night's Edge) is hosted at a free ebook download site that Google Safe Browsing hates.
by Starmaker
Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:08 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [LP] DestinyQuest 2: The Heart of Fire
Replies: 679
Views: 101091

279?
by Starmaker
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:16 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] GrailQuest 5: Kingdom of Horror
Replies: 65
Views: 28427

GIANTS DANCE using the key previously found by SlyJohnny here: Assuming that the disc is relevant to this and is therefore one of the four-letter words, and that the three letter word is "the", I make it: "ancient lore seek the giants dance gold disc activates" And yes, we should...
by Starmaker
Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:06 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Lesser-Known Gamebooks: Sagas of the Demonspawn
Replies: 128
Views: 39154

MisterDee wrote:I mean, it's POWER. Let's go for the full 100.
This, and exit 3 now.
by Starmaker
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Lesser-Known Gamebooks: Sagas of the Demonspawn
Replies: 128
Views: 39154

Ordeal and exit 5. I suspect the final result will be our magic stat.
by Starmaker
Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:41 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Lesser-Known Gamebooks: Sagas of the Demonspawn
Replies: 128
Views: 39154

I'm curious if there's any metagame reason to pick 4, or if it was random. Least conspicuous number. We're probably supposed to try the doors until we find a gold item and return. 1 would be too meta for... 1984, really? what , and also bad design (because trying the exits in order makes sense and ...
by Starmaker
Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Lesser-Known Gamebooks: Sagas of the Demonspawn
Replies: 128
Views: 39154

Exit 4.
by Starmaker
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:56 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 984490

This isn't a gotcha, it's what conservatives have always believed.
by Starmaker
Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:03 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] GrailQuest 5: Kingdom of Horror
Replies: 65
Views: 28427

Darth Rabbitt wrote:First one was safe, so I suspect that this one isn't. Leave it be and continue north.
by Starmaker
Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:37 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 488288

Boy I sure do love watching Count explain that a bunch of trans people aren't really trans. This is my favorite thing to see every day. https://www.fnlondon.com/articles/mistranslated-i-split-my-time-as-pippa-and-philip-20171002 Adult babies aren't children. Rachel Dolezal Nkechi Diallo isn't black...
by Starmaker
Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Lesser-Known Gamebooks: Sagas of the Demonspawn
Replies: 128
Views: 39154

SlyJohnny wrote:Also, how on earth did you solve that, starmaker?
Brute force looking for English numerals, with a wildcard for each of those m-like symbols. I tried frequency analysis (online solvers, and the one I wrote for a Java class), all of them failed.
by Starmaker
Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:22 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: Lesser-Known Gamebooks: Sagas of the Demonspawn
Replies: 128
Views: 39154

That was unreasonably brutal. Protip, fancy characters don't make a cipher in a fantasy world more "realistic" when the solution is STILL IN ENGLISH. asecret doorlies hiddeninthe so*thern*all seekitinsection thirtyfive Thinky man no like thinking. Pull levers, no translate. Can Fire*Wolf e...
by Starmaker
Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:22 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Alt-white wolf?
Replies: 233
Views: 49279

All of them look like characters from a hidden object game. I can easily see each of them menacing some poor stay-at-home mom('s husband) in a sexually suggestive way.
by Starmaker
Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:00 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 914244

Thank you.

Myst is still ass, though.
by Starmaker
Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:13 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Alt-white wolf?
Replies: 233
Views: 49279

Oh, it's Russia. It's never been that good, but I figure everyone agrees that neither USSR nor the current situation are anywhere good, despite the swing from totalitarian left to authoritarian center-right in a decade. The USSR was the first country to fully criminalize rape, in 1922. The first tw...
by Starmaker
Mon Jul 30, 2018 5:11 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 699753

No, the newspapers are doing it. I assume articles aren't commonly edited on a phone, and their editorial guidelines supersede the inconvenience of caps lock.
by Starmaker
Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:44 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 699753

So what's the deal with de-acronymizing acronyms? I had to deal with "Fifa" for a month. Today, I saw "Cern". Why?
by Starmaker
Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Medical Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 962
Views: 181791

How do I fake a blood iron test? Long story short, I'm anemic, I failed a blood iron test and was rejected by a prospective employer. My options are: - starve - get a shitty job and die to an untreated condition - get this job , go private, recover The problem is, those other guys demand a medical e...
by Starmaker
Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:17 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 914244

I can understand why someone might not enjoy the type of game Cultist Simulator is (like you said, it's extremely opaque and experimentation-based), but stating that like it's an objective failure is stupid. Plenty of people actually enjoy its gameplay and discovering how its systems work. Chill. O...
by Starmaker
Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 622707

I just got a job offer to become the true final boss of the Russian internet for a stupidly large amount of money. On one hand, I've been teetering on the brink of insolvency for the last ten years, with a thrice refinanced bike loan (yes), unpaid taxes, and a serious unaddressed medical issue. On t...
by Starmaker
Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3794
Views: 903750

Anyway, Putin is going to go down in history as one of the all-time great world leaders. Love that lad. On what criterion? Yes, I'm actually interested. Even if you're a full-blown Nazi (you probably are) and appreciate Putin aid to European Nazi parties and regimes, you should know he also pays tr...
by Starmaker
Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 9 Alignments Again (Hoping to make sense)
Replies: 83
Views: 14347

No one has ever been able to make a coherent ethical construct where Neutral Good is distinct from Lawful Good and Chaotic Good but also distinct from Neutral. Indeed, the very concept of being "neutral" to Good and Evil incoherent to begin with. You say this is a bad thing, but so far as...