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by Captain_Bleach
Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:59 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Gygax is dead?
Replies: 39
Views: 4063

Re: Gygax is dead?

norms29 wrote:say what you want about his honesty, but I still think we owe him some respect.

I now suggest we have 1d6+4 moments of silence in his memory


Yes, it is a shame that he died.
by Captain_Bleach
Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:56 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

KauTZ at [unixtime wrote:1204760929[/unixtime]]Wait... when did I say that these blog post's where actually reviews?

I've just been saying that they're right in most (all) cases. Saying shit smells isn't really a review.


Sorry if I misinterpreted you.
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Gygax is dead?
Replies: 39
Views: 4063

Re: Gygax is dead?

1204704614[/unixtime]][br][br]Anyone got any ideas I could steal? I feel like getting someone else's money and credit and then having a cadre of nerds justify my thievery. Trusting in your friends and your own work is for losers. [br][br]Being original is a thing of the past. Everybody's copying ev...
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D: Jokes needed
Replies: 19
Views: 2892

Re: D&D: Jokes needed

1204694211[/unixtime]]A human, an elf, and a dwarf were taking a piss.[br][br]The human finishes, goes to the sink, splashes water vigorously while saying "My mother taught me to wash up after going to the bathroom"[br][br]The elf finishes, and dips his fingers into the water and says &qu...
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:38 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

Bigode at [unixtime wrote:1204726895[/unixtime]]Remember to congratulate everyone, all the time.


That way, everyone's a winner!

P.S. Edited post before the congratulatory one to include me.
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:47 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Awkwardness
Replies: 16
Views: 2026

Re: Laughing at people

It's a conspiracy by the girls at your school. "Hey, let's start flirting with Sigma just to screw around with his emotions!" [br][br] So picky. Maybe you don't deserve ANY girls to be attracted to you. Solution: Send them to me! [br][br]This guy knows what he's talking about when it comes...
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:44 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

angelfromanotherpin at [unixtime wrote:1204684956[/unixtime]]You, Bleach, in the first post of this thread.


Congratulations for calling me out when I didn't know what I was talking about.
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:27 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

Surgo at [unixtime wrote:1204660322[/unixtime]]
If I'm looking for a review, I want a review. Not a soup of personal attacks with no content.


Since when did anyone on this board that the articles were reviews?
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:23 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D: Jokes needed
Replies: 19
Views: 2892

Re: D&D: Jokes needed

1.) What do you call a Fighter fan-boy?
Anything but 'smart.'

2.) A mook walks into a bar. He suffers 1d6 bludgeoning damage.

3.) Why are there so many Drizz't fans?
Because even Emos are Elf fan-boys!
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:16 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Gygax is dead?
Replies: 39
Views: 4063

Re: Gygax is dead?

1204675441[/unixtime]]Hooray for thievery and frivolous lawsuits![br][br]If you lie and steal and harass enough, you'll get remembered as the beloved pioneer of a signature nerd hobby![br][br]Pour out those drinks and stop congratulating this douchenozzle. [br][br]We're mourning. If we were congrat...
by Captain_Bleach
Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:21 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do I keep doing this to myself?
Replies: 79
Views: 10361

Re: Why do I keep doing this to myself?

Voss at [unixtime wrote:1204261240[/unixtime]]half-orcs are gone. Because no one gets raped in D&D.


Whoever thought that all Human-Orc sex is non-consensual?
by Captain_Bleach
Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:00 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Plutonium Dice
Replies: 43
Views: 5051

Re: Plutonium Dice

He would have been better off buying two brass balls.
by Captain_Bleach
Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:32 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: WotC helps campaign builders by writing an article about the
Replies: 17
Views: 3555

Re: WotC helps campaign builders by writing an article about

Time-traveling campaigns either are chock full of paradoxes, or on a rare chance, end up like Chrono Trigger.
by Captain_Bleach
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:06 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Setting: Temples, Sites, Ruins, and Empires
Replies: 86
Views: 22653

Re: Setting: Temples, Sites, Ruins, and Empires

How would a Cleric be affected with his/her spells in a temple as opposed to the wilderness? Any changes?
by Captain_Bleach
Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:06 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: sex
Replies: 99
Views: 8459

Re: sex

1203892994[/unixtime]] 1203796837[/unixtime]] 1203660322[/unixtime]]Probably true, K.[br]Just educate kids with pictures of common venereal diseases and say "This is sex in Baltimore. With or without a condom. Be careful and very, very picky." [br][br]I heard that scare tactics can be a v...
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: So, the 4e rogue. Discuss!
Replies: 84
Views: 8174

Re: So, the 4e rogue. Discuss!

virgileso at [unixtime wrote:1203839595[/unixtime]]

And no offense, some of your complaints here are direct references to ideas I've seen bandied about for any kind of replacement ruleset.


None taken. But I'm not good with numbers, so I just hook onto the things that are "obvious."
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:46 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

1203847271[/unixtime]][br]To Captain Bleach: You don't seem to understand why people have repeatably have called you on your random anti-Frank's-rhetoric in the past. Frank may be harsh for people who don't know him, but those people can bite me. That includes you. Oh, fuck it. That is specifically...
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:42 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: sex
Replies: 99
Views: 8459

Re: sex

1203868548[/unixtime]][br]There is no amount you can push that message that will keep adolescents from having sex. Telling children not to have sex impacts the rate of them having sex exactly as much as teaching them about safe sex: zero. The only impact either has is on the rate of safe sex. [br][...
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:24 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: So, the 4e rogue. Discuss!
Replies: 84
Views: 8174

Re: So, the 4e rogue. Discuss!

So why don't they just call the Fighter something like "Tough Guy" or "Full Metal Gear" so new players/3e Fighter enthusiasts won't pick the wrong class when they want to be a knife-fighter/duelist type?
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:05 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

1203824804[/unixtime]]That doesn't even make sense Bleach.[br] [br][br]Unless you couldn't tell by the emoticon, you should not take me seriously. [br] Following that idea, Crissa, how come you don't get mad at Frank/whoever when they show that WotC doesn't know what they are doing? They use "...
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:04 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: So, the 4e rogue. Discuss!
Replies: 84
Views: 8174

Re: So, the 4e rogue. Discuss!

1203823696[/unixtime]](Because fighters will be restricted to melee weapons in a similar way, except they can't use light weapons, or TWF). [br][br]If what you say is true, then I'm giving up on 4th edition D&D and will switch to full-time FUDGE. Seriously, why can't a big, burly knight use a d...
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mutants and Masterminds d20 2nd Edition Thoughts
Replies: 142
Views: 29956

Re: Mutants and Masterminds d20 2nd Edition Thoughts

If you think Shapeshift is hard to justify, then you should check out "Variable Power" from the Mastermind's Manual (which is based off of Shapeshift). Basically, you get 5 power points per rank that you can allocate to various powers per use, with a "Sustained" duration. The fla...
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:09 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Naruto...
Replies: 72
Views: 6899

Re: Naruto...

shirak at [unixtime wrote:1183216039[/unixtime]]Then again, I think this makes the setting all the more gray and dehumanizing and I like that shit. YMMV


This is because spies, assassins, and ninjas are not known for their upstanding moral character.
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:49 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'
Replies: 38
Views: 4792

Re: ZOMG, all harsh Internet critics are 'trolls111'

KauTZ at [unixtime wrote:1203814433[/unixtime]]

Find one instance (pick a random entry) where one thing he says isn't factual.


Anything that's an opinion.:tonguesmile:
by Captain_Bleach
Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:42 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: sex
Replies: 99
Views: 8459

Re: sex

1203810046[/unixtime]]Bleach, wtf?[br][br]We're talking about training. Education.[br][br]-Crissa [br][br]Okay, I understand what you're saying. I was saying that some people choose to be abstinent, and don't get pregnant/contract an STD, and if they are comfortable with that and aren't being force...