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by Dimmy
Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:19 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

This is not true. Again, this is something we addressed for our heartbreaker and we used in a campaign. But you accomplished this by tacking on an entirely different game. You can call it a "homebrew" if you want, but when your homebrew reaches the point that it apparently requires a sepa...
by Dimmy
Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:11 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

And while we're calling each other stupid... Units in the sense of "a unit is 10 troops" or "a unit is 100 troops" or something can't work. However many units you think the sweet spot of the game is, you will be confronted with scenarios in RPGs where the number of soldiers is or...
by Dimmy
Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:21 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

Your argument here is that because you, personally, are too stupid to come up with a solution, it must be impossible and we should all give up. Really, when stated outright rather than merely implied, it pretty much defeats itself. No. My argument is that you, personally, are too stupid to see that...
by Dimmy
Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:44 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

So. What. The rules can have it be fast enough for the anti-wargamer to take a piss (weird Venn diagram intersection, that guy), and that's not against anyone's sensibilities. The "so what" is that fast rules are exactly the opposite of what people here seem to be aiming for. Whatever you...
by Dimmy
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The price of stuff in ye olden times
Replies: 51
Views: 8708

It's a lot harder to deal with inflation as it occurs during the game, as when somebody kills an orc tribe and decides to try and sell their entire worldly wealth in town...That's a difficult market dynamic to capture on paper. But a feudal setting offers you a way out, because for a great many feu...
by Dimmy
Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:28 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Warhams 40k 8th edition stuff
Replies: 47
Views: 14271

What should have been straightforward nostalgia sales is quickly turning into a hot fucking mess, and I've seen no explanation of why. The question answers itself. And I know you know that, because -- This is a nostalgia boner release for 'New GW' to continue testing out the big boy model of exploi...
by Dimmy
Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:55 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

...you need an in-game reason why your party isn't just forking over enough money for a pile of henchmen when they go on their quest. Zinegata already told you the in-game reason: because that game will invariably take place in a setting where, for complex socio-economic reasons*, armies and advent...
by Dimmy
Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

The question is "what impact does it have that players have secured the allegiance of the fire giants," and the answer of "a fire giant unit shows up in a game of Warhammer Fantasy" has been considered and rejected. The impact is: the PCs get a fire giant bodyguard. Or: they rec...
by Dimmy
Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

PS: I love that the justification given for this hopeless exercise is "I want to simulate the Battle of Five Armies". So far as the protagonists/PCs were concerned, the Battle of Five Armies was either a series of individual heroic duels -- like Thorin's and Beorn's against the goblin gene...
by Dimmy
Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:29 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mass Combat Rules Constraints
Replies: 227
Views: 25766

As so often happens on this forum, I'm not even sure I understand the question. It sounds like folks are asking "how can we make wargaming and roleplay the same thing"? And then rejecting every solution the industry has come up with -- D&D 's "Heroes of Battle", Deathwatch 's...
by Dimmy
Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:10 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3793
Views: 903360

So Trollman and Zinegata actually do think the Catalonia kerfuffle constitutes rebellion, Ancient History no doubt meant well but happened to be flat-out wrong, and Stahlseele's just a jerk on my Block list. (For which, mea culpa ; somebody whose avatar is Comedian from Watchmen obviously isn't some...
by Dimmy
Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:40 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3793
Views: 903360

Point 1: If somebody's bound and determined to believe I'm a sock-puppet, or a sentient singing cream-puff, or a dog on the Internet or whatever, they're obviously never going to accept any evidence I'm not...but that doesn't actually answer the question. Stahlseele , do you believe that Spain is cu...
by Dimmy
Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:51 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3793
Views: 903360

pay attention to meeeeeee Fine, I'll fix it for you -- Hang on. Have I got this correct: Zinegata and Trollman and let's not forget Stahlseele believe that Spain is currently, today, in a literal state of civil war? As per "Guernica", "The Falling Soldier", friggin'..."Pan'...
by Dimmy
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:48 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3793
Views: 903360

Hang on. Have I got this correct:

Zinegata and Trollman believe that Spain is currently, today, in a literal state of civil war? As per "Guernica", "The Falling Soldier", friggin'..."Pan's Labyrinth", etc., etc.?
by Dimmy
Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSER]Havens of the Damned
Replies: 26
Views: 10741

Hiding onboard is Burak, a 900-year old Ottoman Turk (which is kind of weird, because Osman I didn't found the Ottoman state until c. 1299, which should top his age at ~700 in 2003, but let's let that slide) and Assamite fuck-up. I'm probably being too kind to White Wolf here, and apologies for the...