The Gaming Den

Well, I haven't been around for a long time, but I was recently clued in on Frank's temper tantrums from another user here, and since I am slightly high, it feels like the right time to make my own call out post on my GamingDen.com. Unlike Frank, I will not be coming back afterwards to call everyone...

If you wish to interpret my words as an insult that's your choice. See, this is the point where - IRL - I would proceed to pound the fucking shit out of you. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've...

If you wish to interpret my words as an insult that's your choice. See, this is the point where - IRL - I would proceed to pound the fucking shit out of you. But since I can't do that, I'll say this instead: You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, you're offensive and insensitive and ignorant, ...

Count - don't use "autism" as an insult. It is offensive. Thank you.

There is a non-zero chance that at some point in the future we are going to have to permanently retire the cock barrel if changes in language and culture make that sound too homophobic. While we are at it, people should retire using the R word as a generic insult in 2020. Ideally should have been d...

We can add the Doppelganger boss to the list of both "things I want to punch game designers in the face for" and "boss that is too fucking difficult to avoid being hit by and thus cannot get their medal". Totally unrelated, but how the fuck do you do the "does not equal sign...

The movie barely acknowledges the fact that Suicide Squad even happened. Harley has a throw-away line of dialogue where she states that she saved the world, but that's it.

And honestly, that's how it should be.

Also - minor tangent - Did you also get the enhancement for unlimited ammo? Ayup. That's would be the aforementioned Recycle Hat. Best damn item in the game. Question: What if I desired some Bloodstained crossover-y goodness in my Castlevania game and wanted to play a Shardbinder? It's basically th...

It's like it retroactively justifies the existence [...] Jared Leto Funny, since the movie goes out of it's way to avoid actually showing the Joker. But yeah, Birds of Prey was the shit. Who knew DC could make a Marvel movie? Something I noticed about the movie is that all the male characters in th...

So I've decided "fuck it" and just beat Valac without trying for the medal. If it turns out that there's some really bitch-ass reward for collecting all the boss medals - like being able to play as Johannes in a string thong bikini - then I will be very cross.

Question: What if I desired some Bloodstained crossover-y goodness in my Castlevania game and wanted to play a Shardbinder? It's basically the same as Soma Cruz's ability to steal souls, right? Are there rules for that? Also - minor tangent - speaking of Bloodstained and on the subject of guns, fire...

Last week's episode of Doctor Who , "The Fugitive of the Judoon". It was great. Spoilers and fan gushing abound. The show was awful under Moffat. Last season was okay. This season started strong, but then "Orphan 55" was a hot mess and the one with Nikola Tesla made Thomas Edison...

Lemme tell you my tale of woe. So, in Bloodstained, you get medals for defeating bosses without getting hit. Cul, right? Right. I'm currently on my fourth playthrough of the game, this time on the Nightmare difficulty. Oo, scary. Anyway, I've managed to get a medal from every boss so far up to Valac...

If I had to guess , I would think they were most likely talking about the Dark Tower series, or possibly The Talisman . But most likely the Dark Tower series. Nope, they specifically mention It, The Shining, and Salem's Lot. Knowing what I know about the endings of these novels, I question labeling...

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Their examples for low fantasy include Stephen King novels (wut?)

If I had to guess, I would think they were most likely talking about the Dark Tower series, or possibly The Talisman. But most likely the Dark Tower series.

Also: fuck Serana. She bitches about being in the sun. She bitches when it's cloudy. She bitches when you go inside. When you talk to her she starts spazzing the fuck out. When you stop moving she either starts fucking with everything around you or say "Yes, what do you need?" every two s...

N'CHA EVERYONE! So, did anyone miss me? No? Good. Of course not. I'm back. I'm alive. I was G OING T HOUGH S OME T HINGS and L OST M Y S HIT . Just a little bit. Nothing a little overnight trip to the ER couldn't solve, though! Lemme tell ya, a little R&R in the psych ward has a wonderful way of...

Well excuse me if my life isn't exciting enough for you.

Y'know what? Just forget it. Fuck off.

No, you suck.


... but why though?

The end of the decade is nigh... so I thought I'd jump the gun a mite and post some of the most memorable things I've heard, experienced, encountered, suffered, participated in, was subjected to, and caused from this last dumb decade. Some of these may sound familiar. Most of these are out of contex...

...but the opinion of that game among critics and gamers at large is that it's a cult classic and even a masterpiece... [Citation fucking needed] Well, the idiots at GameInformer seem to really like it, but outside of them... I can't really say I've seen many people who like Chrono Cross. It's the ...

Well, I mean I'm on this board because I am shockingly ignorant about TTRPG's. Also, Darth Rabbitt is a personal IRL friend of mine and so it's his fault I'm here. I've been here for... fuck, seven years? Jesus, that's a long time to talk about nothing. Anyway, in all that time, the only thing I've ...

Kaelik wrote:

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:That's brilliant. How many lawyers are actually like this?

Very few. Most are, sadly, very polite, and even the ones that aren't are a lot more passive aggressive. At least in my experience.

... Are you like that?

I'm getting wet just imagining the mouth parts on the person who ate the fourth one...

What, the Trek/Who comic? It was dumb, but in a good way. Unlike, say... Star Wars Crossovers.