The Gaming Den

I have no idea what you people are talking about when it comes to balls. I was finding humor in the concept of small spherical objects holding creatures that can be the side of houses and crack continents in two, not anything testicular. Testicles aren't funny. They're far too easy a subject. (Serio...

I remember that I named Lugia "My Bitch" in Soul Silver since it took so damn long to catch. I'm so mature. I named mine "Lubedragon". I have no real idea why. Still have the Master Ball, so I'm kind of tempted to equip a pokemon with that (if that can be done), delete any HMs b...

Now it's time for the Decepticon spin machine to go into full reverse. So Blitzwing and his friends finish their business in Morrowind, and then Blitzwing is like, so what now, bitches? and everyone else is like, I don't know, what now bitches. So Blitzwing and his blibbering friends go to see a guy...

Tomorrow, Tamreil BURNS!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrczktxLzW1r33h79o1_500.png So, I decided to try my luck again with another masterpiece of 2nd Edition love. This time, the DM guide, specifically the bit detailing how to handle custom PC races. NPC REACTIONS: ... These reactions will make life more difficult for ...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxgx8vHPD61qzaz3ro1_400.jpg Page 45 of the AD&D 2E Monsterous Manuel: The Cockatrice The cockatrice is an eerie, repulsive hybrid of lizard, cock, and bat. :shocked: As for the Musical about me life... same book, different page (257, to be precise): The Mongrel...

I'm jumping a bit ahead here, because I hate waiting: Here is Blitzwing's final fate in the Blitzwing Chronicles (aka TES Godkilling Spree, a lesser name by all accounts): WARNING! A SPOILER DRAWS NEAR! http://images.wikia.com/transformers/images/1/1d/Wreckersoriginallineup.jpg BLITZWING MEETS HIS E...

Hey everyone! Remeber when I posted about the Tesla museum? How I wrote in big letters to donate? Well, here is an update . Also, today is The Oatmeal's 30th birthday . He got some awesome gifts. I wish someone would give me pterosaur teeth. As for the page thing... uh... let me see... what've I got...

[explodes] DECEPTICONS FOREVER! [/size] [/explodes] aw....yeah, Beast Wars is possibly my favorite Transformers series, grew up with it, and Dinobot did have one of the best Last Stands ever (even if a story element later tried to kinda cheapen it). ... Nonsense, Blitzwing is like a giant flying mu...

Korgan0 wrote:I'm reading this, and I'm legitimately terrified.

Just doin' m'job.

First, it's not pointless. It's pointy. Second, Blitzwing's swath of carnage shall begin again, for when the gates of Hell the Pit Oblivion overflow, Blitzwing will walk the Earth Cybertron Tamriel once more to do battle with The Skiver the Gods. Who are involved. Because I know, Darth Rabbitt knows...

Whatever wrote:

Shrapnel wrote:I am forced to conclude that you take great leaps of assumption about people.

I certainly do!

Then we are both upstanding citizens because of this. I salute thee!

Darth Rabbitt wrote:

Shrapnel wrote:And also, Devil Z looks like some sort of hentai villian.

One hentai villain does not a vagina make.

You have not seen the seijin manga and 18-kin anime that I have seen...

Got Borderlands 2. Played at the Gunzerker. Dual-wielding guns is fun. The opening fights are kinda tough. Because I pre-ordered, I got some free specialty weapons--a sniper rifle, an assault rifle, and an SMG. I can't imagine what the game would be like using the basic revolver they give you. I am...

Also, the villian of Masterforce is a giant, pulsating space vagina Have you ever seen a vagina? Or even a picture of one? Because I am forced to conclude that you have not. Yes, I have seen vaginas before. I have never seen one up close and personal however, let alone storm the legions of vaginas ...

Argh. Like, three-thirds* of Victory are just clip shows. Some have a theme, but some don't. I mean, just eight episodes in, there's a clip show recapping not just the important bits that happend so far (which aren't many yet), they recap EVERYTHING . It's really dull. I know if I were a kid in Japa...

I just recently finished watching Transformers: Supergod Masterforce. Hearing characters shout "GOD ON!" and "HEAD ON!" is absolutley hilarious. You get used to it though. Also, the villian of Masterforce is a giant, pulsating space vagina whose true form is that of a great, big ...

In Red/Blue, the reason they show Team Rocket and such hurting and killing Pokemon is too show that they are very ebil . Mr. Fuji even says that Team Rocket are unredeemable assholes 'cause of this. Only the bad guys hurt things. Dude, the Ace Trainer equivalent in Red/Blue used whips -- just like ...

In Red/Blue, the reason they show Team Rocket and such hurting and killing Pokemon is too show that they are very ebil . Mr. Fuji even says that Team Rocket are unredeemable assholes 'cause of this. Only the bad guys hurt things. In Black/White, Alder just says to you, "Go and ass-blast the hel...

Hell, I thought Link was Zelda (being the main character of a game called Zelda) for the longest time. I did, too. Jessie is hot (and let's at least mention the hilarity of James' crossdressing tendencies). You wanna talk about James' crossdressing? Then behold! (And yes, you're right. Jesse is rea...

I experienced a good moment lately, too. While I did not get to beat down someones ass like Maxus did, I did manage to beat the ever-loving fuck out of Megaman X8. I not only kicked the ass out of the game, I also unlocked everything, found every upgrade and armor capsule, and generally beat the bit...

Douglas Adams would agree. At least, when he was drunk and bitter. Which was a lot of the time. Don't believe me? Read "Mostly Harmless". It's dripping with despondency.

In all honesty, I just wanted an (non)reason to change my avatar* (like I really needed one. Or lack thereof). I do not like My Little Pony, but that is due to the reaction of most of my gender towards it. For the record, I also think that Transformers: Prime , which is the new show that is sharing ...

Hasbro intended Transformers to be a successful toy line. With My Little Pony, not so much. It was mostly intended as a space-filler. Notice that things like Bot-Con are far, far, FAR more popular than any Pony-type convention. Notice that people will quote from the TF movie (the '87 one, not the 2...

The toys don't look like the show. They're not cute. Some are the wrong color. They have themes (underwater?!) that aren't in any episode. All in all, Hasbro did a lousy job. If they hadn't, this house would seriously be all over the toys. Many, many, many Transformers toys from the 80's and 90's w...